Author's note: Out of over 5000 parodies of "The Twelve Days of Christmas" on , I see only one for Sherlock…so here is another, I hope you like it.
Okay, here we go, everyone sing along!
The Twelve Days of Sherlock
by Doctor Napalm
On the first day of Christmas, Molly Hooper gave to me;
A cartridge from a crime scene.
On the second day of Christmas, Molly Hooper gave to me;
Two drops of blood,
And a cartridge from a crime scene.
On the third day of Christmas, Molly Hooper gave to me;
Three nicotine patches,
Two drops of blood,
And a cartridge from a crime scene.
On the fourth day of Christmas, Molly Hooper gave to me;
Four purple shirts,
Three nicotine patches,
Two drops of blood,
And a cartridge from a crime scene.
On the fifth day of Christmas, Molly Hooper gave to me;
Five finger prints!
Four purple shirts,
Three nicotine patches,
Two drops of blood,
And a cartridge from a crime scene.
On the sixth day of Christmas, Molly Hooper gave to me;
Six body parts,
Five finger prints!
Four purple shirts,
Three nicotine patches,
Two drops of blood,
And a cartridge from a crime scene.
On the seventh day of Christmas, Molly Hooper gave to me;
Seven soil samples,
Six body parts,
Five finger prints!
Four purple shirts,
Three nicotine patches,
Two drops of blood,
And a cartridge from a crime scene.
On the eighth day of Christmas, Molly Hooper gave to me;
Eight sarcastic comments,
Seven soil samples,
Six body parts,
Five finger prints!
Four purple shirts,
Three nicotine patches,
Two drops of blood,
And a cartridge from a crime scene.
On the ninth day of Christmas, Molly Hooper gave to me;
Nine cryptograms,
Eight sarcastic comments,
Seven soil samples,
Six body parts,
Five finger prints!
Four purple shirts,
Three nicotine patches,
Two drops of blood,
And a cartridge from a crime scene.
On the tenth day of Christmas, Molly Hooper gave to me;
Ten landlords a-leaping (not housekeeping),
Nine cryptograms,
Eight sarcastic comments,
Seven soil samples,
Six body parts,
Five finger prints!
Four purple shirts,
Three nicotine patches,
Two drops of blood,
And a cartridge from a crime scene.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Molly Hooper gave to me;
Eleven mobile texts,
Ten landlords a-leaping (not housekeeping),
Nine cryptograms,
Eight sarcastic comments,
Seven soil samples,
Six body parts,
Five finger prints!
Four purple shirts,
Three nicotine patches,
Two drops of blood,
And a cartridge from a crime scene.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Molly Hooper gave to me;
Twelve victims bleeding,
Eleven mobile texts,
Ten landlords a-leaping (not housekeeping),
Nine cryptograms,
Eight sarcastic comments,
Seven soil samples,
Six body parts,
Five finger prints!
Four purple shirts,
Three nicotine patches,
Two drops of blood,
And a cartridge from a crime scene!
Merry Christmas!
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From Doctor Napalm