The Final Fantasy 7 Carols
By: Escachick357
Disclaimer- I do not own Final Fantasy 7
A/N: Okay, before I start this group of parodies I just want to explain a tiny little bit about them. They are all Christmas carols that I just messed around with. Some songs will be bashing Aeris because I don't like her and some songs will be sung by certain characters. However, if a song is sung by a certain character(s) I will say if it is. Also, most songs (such as this one) are made for humor but there might be SOME that aren't humor. If you have a request for a Christmas song I can mess around with and have a certain character sing or have the song be about a character, just put your request in an e-mail or a review and I will try to make your idea work. If you don't like one of these chapters, do not insult the hell out of it. Okay, here's the first one. Hope ya like it.
Sephiroth is Coming to Town
(in tune of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town")
You better watch out,
You're going to cry.
You're going to pout,
I'm telling you why:
Sephiroth is coming to town.
He's making a list,
Not checking it twice.
He's not gonna care
Who's naughty or nice.
Sephiroth is coming to town.
He kills when you are sleeping.
He kills when you're awake.
He kills when you are defenseless,
So be strong for goodness sake.
Oh! You better watch out,
You're going to cry.
You're going to pout,
I'm telling you why:
Sephiroth is coming to town.
With glints in his eyes, he'll burn down your town,
With help from the black materia.
Sephiroth is coming to town.
An eight foot long sword that leaves major scars,
One that could easily end your short life.
Sephiroth is coming to town.
The kids that lived in Midgar
Are trembling in fear.
They know the killer will be near
And they all want to be safe.
Oh! You better watch out,
You're going to cry.
You're going to pout,
I'm telling you why:
Sephiroth is coming to town.