"I've never felt like this before," Once-ler said sheepishly.
"Like what?" Replied Inu-yasha.
Once-ler blushed profusely and whispered into Inu-yasha's large, luscious ear, "So… In love."
Once-ler had meet Inu-yasha one breezy weekday morning when he fell into a well taking him back to feudal Nihongo. He attempted to cut down a tree and was surprised to find a man tacked to the tree with an arrow! Gently, Once-ler pulled the arrow from the man's chest.
"Hello. I am Inu-yasha," said the man on the tree as he reached up and gently stroked Oncler's cheek.
"Hello. Inu-yasha. I am Once-ler. But you can call me babe," Once-ler replied, taking Inuyasha's hand and laying on a big sloppy kiss.
They spent the rest of the day staring into each other's eyes as the wind blew rose petals past their faces. then this conversation happened:
"I've never felt like this before," Once-ler said sheepishly.
"Like what?" Replied Inu-yasha.
Once-ler blushed profusely and whispered into Inu-yasha's large, luscious ear, "So… In love."
"It sure is hot by this tree. We should get naked," Inuyasha replied sexily.
";-)" replied the Once-ler.
Inu-yasha slowly bean to unzip Once-ler's pants with his sharp doggy teeth. But then, the Lorax showed up!
"Beanpole! Are you cheating on me? With Inu-yasha?" The Lorax shouted in dismay.
"Shut-up Lorax I never loved you! I'm with Inu-yasha now and we're in love!" Oncie-chan shouted at the Lorax as Inu-yasha gently caressed his naked buttocks.
"I understand," said the Lorax, nodding his head.
then Inu-yasha and Once-ler had passionate sex with the Lorax watching.
TO BE CONTINUED