An Unexpected Bond Between The Captains?
Usually captains' meetings involve long boring lectures from Head Captain Yamamoto and captains getting tired of standing for more than 2 hours. One mid-morning, all captains were assigned to attend the captains meeting much like to their displeasure. The last one to arrive was Toshiro Hitsugaya, Captain of the Tenth Squad, and went to his respective position between Mayuri Kurotsuchi, captain of Twelfth Squad, and Shunsui Kyouraku, captain of Eighth Squad.
There was no sign of the Head Captain in the meeting hall, just still silence. Zaraki broke the silence by grunting under his breath.
"When is the old man gonna show up?"he asked impatiently.
"Beats me. You know how Old Man Yama is," Shunsui replied with a lazy grin.
"Don't say that, Shunsui. He will come eventually," Jushiro reassured him.
"But you have to admit it. He could have fallen asleep on his way here," Shunsui mentioned.
"Now how could he possibly do that when he summoned us here? Surely there must be a reasonable explanation for his delay," his white haired friend stated.
"Yeah! The most reasonable explanation is that he is old and sleeps literally anywhere," the flamboyant captain insisted.
"Oh Shunsui…" Jushiro sighed.
"Y'kno he has a point, right?" Zaraki said.
"Honestly, the reason is not even valid!" Toshiro interjected impatiently. Byakuya, captain of the Sixth Squad, agreed with a nod.
"I agree with Captain Hitsugaya. There is no way the Head Captain can do such a ludicrous thing," Byakuya stated cooly.
"SO what do you suggest, princess?" Zaraki grinned widely.
"I suggest that I put you to eternal sleep in a slow painful way for calling me that!" Byakuya hissed coldly.
"Shut up you bafoons! Can't you see that just standing here arguing is a waste of time! And if the retarded man doesn't arrive in the next 5 minutes, I'll immediately walk out of the hall without any slight hesitation!" Mayuri interjected. Soifon, captain of Second Squad, agreed with a nod while Byakuya and Zaraki glared at him with fury.
"Don't worry Captain Kurotsuchi. I'm sure he will arrive anytime soon," Unohana, captain of the Fourth Squad, asserted calmly. Several minutes have passed and there was still no sign of the Head Captain and Mayuri was fuming with rage.
"That does it! I'm leaving this place! The old man must have collapsed on his way!" Mayuri yelled as he made his way to the door. As he was able to reach the door, he felt shock flowing from his arm to the rest of his body making him convulse. He snatched his hand back and backed away from the door with a terrified look. Others stood there perplexed, not knowing what to say or do. Sajin Komamura, captain of Seventh Squad, was the first to recover from the shock and asked, "What just happened?"
"I got an electric shock, that's what!" Mayuri roared.
"No. I meant the door. What was that force?" Komamura pointed at the red shield on the door.
"I don't know…" Jushiro voiced out everyone's thoughts.
"What?! How could you not know when you and that sugar daddy of yours is as old as the old man?" Mayuri yelled at his face pointing at Shunsui.
"Excuse me?!" Shunsui exclaimed but was ignored by everyone.
"Maybe it's just an error," Soifon said as she walked towards the door reaching the handle but gets shocked as a result. She backs away from it staring at it with disbelief.
"WHAT'S THE MAENING OF THIS?!" Soifon howled. Toshiro's and Byakuya's eyes widened at what they had seen.
"Well, this is interesting," Zaraki spoke with a wide grin. This is truly one of the strangest meetings they have ever attended.
A/N: Initially this was supposed to be a one shot but I decided to make a few more chapters to complete the story. I hope you enjoyed and reviews are always welcome :)