He, this is a Hijack/toothcup version of the Movie Drop Dead Fred, some twists here and there, watch the movie, you can find it easy on youtube

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Little7 year old Hiccup was lying in bed listening to his father, Stoic, a successful business man, read him a bed time story.

"and all the Vikings gathered round the table and threw a party to celebrate." Stoic finished to book on that line ready to get up and go to bed himself but hiccup interrupted him with a question.

"Did they live happily ever after?" Hiccup looked at his father tiredly as his large form walk to stand at the door frame.

"Of course they did" Stoic answered and started to walk away but was stopped by another question. Such a curious child.

"How do you know?" he stared at his father waiting for the question

"Because, they were good people and listened to their parents when they were younger" Stoic smiled but they both knew it was fake and forced. Ready to close the door at the last second he heard his son announce

"What a pile of shit" Stoic stare at his son in shock.

- (Time skip) -

Hiccup is now 20 years old and living a life of contentment. He had a job in court (I don't know what it is called but it's the dude that copies down what the people are saying), he has a nice apartment and he is currently trying to fix his relationship with his wife Astrid.

He was wearing his usual outfit of a long sleave grass green shirt, faded loose jeans and his fur boots

(Hiccup's pov because when I wrote it, I kept forgetting to do it in third person)

"Oh Astrid, this is really important to me, I forgive you okay," i rehearsed to i while sitting in my car outside Astrid's work place "I love you"
i looked at myself in the mirror "it hurts even more when I say it out loud"

i got out of my car and continued to practice my speech as i walked into the auto shop (not the one where they fix the cars the one where they sell them). i walked in side and right up to Astrid.

"Astrid!" I said strongly but still my timid self, she turned to him with a surprised look. i tried to speak the speech i had rehearsed but my small voice was unheard to Astrid who rudely talked over me.

"Hiccup," she said with fake kindness and endearment "you should be having lunch on your lunch hour"

She rubbed her hands up and down my arms. I tried to speak again

"Let me just finish what I was trying to say I jus-"but he was rudely cut off by her again

"Well you agreed" she said spreading her arms out almost like she was asking for a hug "I mean you did more than agree, it was your idea"

I was still trying to talk but I just stood there flapping my mouth open and closed like an idiot.

"and you were right, you were absolutely right, we can't go on" I was confused, what was happening, but before I could ask she continued "sooner or later, one of us has got to do something really positive, for once in our life for both our sakes, and YOU did it" she emphasized

"I did" I didn't understand, she was the one who wanted to split, wasn't she?
"Yeah" she smiled

"Wait" I said voicing my confusion "since when was it my idea"

"The best thing is for me to go" she 'quoted' me "go and live with Snotlout"

"Oh, Astrid, I don't think I said that" I shook my head

"Yes" she urged me to believe so I went with it, she probably knew more than me

"I did?" I started to believe her

"Yes" she sighed

"Snotlout, that's his name? God I didn't know that, all I know is what you did with him on our sofa" I cast my eyes downwards in hurt.

"Oh Hiccup, I'm sorry" she whined fake look of apology set ion her face, but I couldn't see it and if I had I would have thought of it as real " I couldn't help myself, I've smitten by Snotlout"

I raise my head to look her I the eye as she spoke of this horrible person who broke our marriage

"Bewitched by him, I have been pounded flat on the envelop of love like a piece of viel with salad on top" she said while I play with the pretty necklace with a bear tooth on it that was wrapped around her neck. Our 'moment was interrupted by a young man who had asked to take a car for a test drive.

Once Astrid and the man had left, I swung into action following them in my car, once I caught up to them they had brought down the sun roof.

I tried again to say my speech, and when I spoke she turned to look at me in surprise and annoyance

"Astrid his is really important to me" but she cut me off again.

"Hiccup, lets not do all this 'good bye I never want to see you again' stuff" what was she talking about I wanted to patch things up with her "because we will want to see each other again, I mean two years! We aren't going to trow away two years are we?"

At that moment I felt my stomach drop, but I for gave her immediately and explained to her "it was three year, in June"

Then they drove away.

I went to find the nearest phone box so I could talk to the only person who would listen to me, Fishlegs.

I pulled up on the opposite side of the street to the phone booth I had spotted.

I ran over and dialled in his number forgetting to grab my wallet as I explained to Fishlegs what had happened.

"Fishlegs, that's what he said, he said, well that's what he said" I argued with him over the line not noticing the weirdo walking over to my car until the phone booth pointed that I had to feed it another quarter "hang on I think I left my wallet in the car"

I look over to see the my car being drove away by someone who is obviously not me.

"that's my car!" I shout

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A/n: good? Continue?

I need feedback, jack will come in next chapter, that is if you want one