I woke up to see who was there, I looked around in this mundane environment, and I saw nothing. I walked a few paces to my left then a few to my right, and then I saw her... the woman that would change my life, and it was Twilight Sparkle in the flesh. I screamed, not for the fact that I was afraid but for the fact that I was overjoyed. I didn't know what to say, but the last thing I knew was that my pants were down on the green grainy grass. I knew that this would be the best moment of my life but then I chased her, I ran, I jumped, I galloped, but...I couldn't catch her, I just couldn't." Dammit, fuck!" I said, as I saw here gleaming out of my Peripheral vision. I didn't know what to do, I was in a world that I loved, though I sadly didn't want to stay. Then... I woke up in my bed with my pants soaked full of semen and tears flowing from my eyes like waterfalls. I knew... I knew it all along, it was just a dream. I cried for the rest of the day, I contemplated about killing my self... at least then I could be with my love forever. I knew that there was no way out. So, where do I go now... Nowhere. Though, then I watched the season premiere of mlp season 3, and I said "this will hold my...for now". This is the only thing I have to live for. "This is too said" my friend John said as he cought me clopping to my love. So, I quickly covered my self with my twilight sparkle blanket. I knew that this was odd, and that I should have waited until he god out of the house to masturbate, but I couldn't help it. It is an urge that you muggles would never understand. I fell asleep with my blanket covered in semen, and some limited edition mlp gum in my mouth. Well, at least in my dreams I will be with her, my love, my... Twilight Sparkle.