"Come on! Wake up! We're late!"
Dark Pit woke up instantly. "Crap. Go, go, go" DP yelled as the twins ran down stairs. Pit arrived first and flicked his shaggy brown hair out of his eyes.
"Grab a bread roll and let's go" called Pit over his shoulder. After running up the street a few minutes Pit asked a question: "I wonder what that surprise mum mentioned is?"
"I don't know, but if we don't get to school soon we never will!" grunted Dark Pit while jumping over an open man-hole. Just then it started to rain. "Great, just what we needed."
…A Few Minutes Later…
"Crap school has already started" Shouted Pit over the storm.
"No shit Sherlock" Dark P screamed back at Pit. Just then a teacher appeared.
"Hurry up you two and get to the hall" and without missing a beat it grabbed the twins by the arms and dragged them to the auditorium.
"-which means that now you can now battle each other to the death, and not get hurt." Then the students started cheering.
"The fu- Pit started saying when a teacher cut across him:
"There will be no swearing out here Pit only the teachers are allowed to fucking swear."
Oh great Thought Dark P No swearing. "Come on I don't want to miss the last minute of assembly."
"Yes get inside now you insolent excuses for children" The teacher snapped.
"All right, All right keep your shirt on." Dark Pit muttered under his breath as they stepped into the hall. "What. The. Fu-"
"Shut up Dark Pit"
I NEED IDEAS! HELP ME PEOPLEZ!
-Daveamon