Emily Prentiss: Guide and Owner's Manual
Congratulations!
You are now the owner of a fully automated Emily unit. To ensure that you get the full use and benefits of your professional profiler, please pay close attention to the following instructions.
Basic Information:
Name: Emily Prentiss
Date Of Manufacture: Year of 1969
Place Of Manufacture: C&M, France
Height: Around 5'8"
Weight: Unknown
Your Emily unit will come with the following accessories:
Three casual outfits
Two pairs of shoes
1 loaded gun
FBI badge
When you first open your Emily unit, she may be uptight and silent. Show her your place and watch her open up.
Cleaning: The Emily unit is fully capable of cleaning herself and will keep things neat for you.
Programming:
Your Emily unit is fun and independent, and can carry out the following functions:
Bodyguard: From the peeping tom to the pimpled face armed robber, your unit will step in and keep you from danger.
Profiler: As her normal occupation is working as a FBI profiler, Emily is able to identify who is stealing pancakes from your frig. to who is stealing the lemonade from the lemonade stand your niece is having.
Date: She's smart, pretty and funny. If you can bribe her, you will earn the raised eyebrow and attention of everyone at the party or event.
Councilor: Emily is a independent and strong, so if you can't get over the ex who ran off with your best friend or can't shed a guy with a Mister of the Color Purple complex, she will pull you out and set you on your feet…wither you want to or not.
Your Emily unit comes with five different modes:
Girl Friend
Profiler
Friendly
Angry
Book Worm
The friendly mode is activated whenever Emily is with other units in a restaurant, bar or outing. She will laugh, crack jokes, smile and tease Spencer units with Derek units.
Girl Friend is activated when Emily is off work and is hanging out with JJ and Garcia units. She will shop for hours; buy lots of stuff, and gossip
The angry mode is activated when some one doubts her abilities, makes a sexist comment, tries to hurt one of her friends, or has to deal with Strauss.
The profiler mode is activated when Emily is on a case or trying to solve a mystery when one is in danger.
The bookworm mode is activated when she and Morgan share Kurt Vonnegut's books.
Reaction to other units:
Spencer Reid: This unit is a friend to the Emily unit. Things get a little tough when the Spencer snaps during his drug addiction but things end up fine.
Aaron Hotchner: This unit is a good friend, but she will occasionally annoy Hotch with when she tries to profile him and things are rocky when she starts but there is nothing to worry about.
Jason Gideon: This unit is a figure Emily units admire despite her beginnings.
Elle Greenaway: These units have no contact.
David Rossi: This unit is a friend, and is respected by the Emily unit. No problem leaving them alone.
Derek Morgan: These units are friends but the Prentiss unit sometimes profiles Derek unit but there is no harm between them.
JJ: This unit is good friends with your unit. They will grow close and spend many evenings hanging out together.
Penelope Garcia: She is one of the Emily unit's friends and they really care for each other. No harm in leaving them alone.
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: My Emily unit is depressed because my friend's JJ has left and she won't talk to me. What can I do to help her?
A: Get her lots of ice cream, take her shopping and be there for her. Or buy a JJ.
Q: My Derek and Emily aren't getting along and I don't know what to do? Help!
A: Quickly buy all the Kurt Vonnegut you can find. Things will work out then.
Q: My sister is pregnant and she wants to get rip of the baby. When Emily found out she freaked and locked my sister in her room and won't let her out? What happened and how can we resolve this?
A: The Emily unit had an abortion at 15. Sit everyone down with a councilor and try to talk it out. If not just disable her to the abortion is done and buys lots of ice cream before bring her back on line.
Q: I just bought a 'John Cooley' unit and now Emily won't come home. What can I do?
A: Get rid of Cooley or she won't come back. Period.
Warranty: With proper care, the Emily unit will grow old and eventually die, unless a unsub or accident kills her. However, if you get annoyed with the Ms. Independent, you can always send her back to our company for a full refund (within 12 months of purchase).