Lol, this is random. Not to be taken seriously

The Grand Piano's song turned mellow and dramatic as the Austrian walked into the room. It was time for the country without a fairy to begin his quest.

"Alright, what is this about?" asked Roderich. "I was just about to have my morning tea when-"

"Roderich, thou must not drink tea," said the piano. "Thou must go rescue the Princess of Destiny or darkness shall cover this world."

Roderich fixed his glasses tiredly, "No, piano, I cannot go off and leave my tea to-"

"The evil overlord Gilbert of Prussia has kidnapped the fair Elizabeth in hopes of acquiring the Triforce."

"Tri-what?"

"If he were to succeed the world as we know it would be changed forever. Roderich, you must embark on a most dangerous journey to-"

"I have already told you, I would wish to drink my tea before it becomes cold. Besides, it is Gilbert, not Elizabeth, that you should be worrying about. If that Prussian tried to kidnap Elizabeth well, lets just say it would not turn out too well for the kidnapper."

"But-"

He turned to leave, "Now then, if you will excuse me…"

The piano became silent. Well this is a bad way to start out this fic… Let's see… I know! The Grand Piano slammed on his keys causing the Austrian to run back in the room in fright.

"What on earth is wrong?"

"You, Roderich Edelstein, will go on this quest and if you do not…"

He gulped.

"I will forever be out of tune and all the songs you play will be tasteless and lack any sense of pleasure."

Roderich paled. His tea cup fell limp from his hand and crashed to the floor as he tried to imagine the horrible scenario the Grand Piano had told him. A life without pleasing piano music? No taste? No…piano?-!

The Austrian sighed, quietly cleaned up his mess, and left the room. When he returned he wore a forlorn expression. "What must I do?"

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Thus, Roderich Edelstein of Austria begun his quest.

On the way towards the castle, he helped the music loving Gorons by playing an upbeat tune which put their chief in good spirits. The Chief was so grateful he gave Roderich the title of 'honorary brother' and nearly hugged him to death.

The next stop in his quest was quite terrifying for him. The fish like people known as Zoras scared the living daylights out of the poor Austrian. Plus it didn't help hat the Princess of the Zoras wanted to marry him. After assisting the fish people he quickly left, hoping to never return.

Of course he got lost on his way. Somehow he had ended up on the opposite side of the map and was scolded dearly by a giant owl. A ranch girl wouldn't stop singing and forced him to play along. He fell in a hole and a deku scrub tried to sell him some 'questionable' merchandise. All in all, his adventure through Hyrule was not a happy one.

After seven years and random puberty, he finally made his way to the castle.

X

Austria leaned against the door to try and catch his breath. He had made it. Seven seals, scores of enemy resistance, random bosses and how could he forget that tentacle thing in the water temple? He shuddered.

"Just a little bit more… Just a little bit more and I can sit down, in my nice safe home, playing beautiful music on my glorious grand piano… Just a bit more…"

Roderich inserted the boss key into the lock and opened the door. "Elizabeth! I have come to save…you… Or not…" Austria sweat-dropped as he beheld the scene before him.

Prussia lay on the floor, beaten and bruised, as Elizabeth stood over him with a frying pan in her hand.

"Give back the vital regions!" she ordered. "Give back my happy place!"

"Get off of me!" cried Gilbert.

Roderich slowly slid to the floor, nearly in tears, "I did all of that for nothing… Why, Grand Piano? Why?"

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Afterwards, Roderich and Elizabeth returned home.

The End

Dude, told ya, random…