Summary: Misaki and Saru are married and Misaki is pregnant. How will Saru handle her food cravings? Weird little thing I did as a request. Please like it. Fem!MisakixSaruhiko

Fushimi Saruhiko sat in his apartment reading the morning paper on his couch when a female voiced whined into his ear.

"Saru~ I'm having a craving~" Saruhiko internally grimaced at her words. Looking over his shoulder to his wife, Misaki was seen pouting at him, rubbing her swollen tummy. Being 6 months pregnant, she was at the point where she was having some of he weirdest cravings.

Just the other day she had asked him to get her 'mustard fries' which was really just french fries smothered in mustard with relish on top.

And before that, she had asked him for sardines and jelly. She actually dipped the sardines into the jelly and ate it. But that's not all.

She has also asked for broccoli smothered in cheese with chopped almonds, 'salsa salad' (which was a regular salad with chicken and salsa on top), fish tacos, and pickles dipped in peanut butter and chocolate.

He was afraid of what she might want him to get her now.

"What is it? I'll get you whatever you want." He smiled when his wife lit up like a fireworks show and clapped her hands together in happiness.

"I want vanilla ice cream with chocolate fudge drizzle and gummy bears." Saruhiko blinked. This was probably the most normal craving she's had since getting pregnant.

"Is that all?" Misaki thought for a moment with her finger to her chin and her eyes on the ceiling.

"Ah!" She said with a victorious grin. "Can you also throw out the coffee or give it away, the smell makes me nauseous." Saruhiko did every thing in his power to not yell in a negative at his pregnant wife. Without his coffee, Saruhiko has the hardest time waking up and staying awake. He could hardly function without it, but seeing her hopeful face made him sigh in defeat.

"Alright. Anything else?" Saruhiko wanted to punch himself for asking. She was thinking again with a cute little pout this time.

"Hm~" Saruhiko watched her patiently, hoping she didn't need anything else. "Nope, that should be it!" She said with a grin. Saruhiko internally cheered when she said that and smiled at her. Getting up from the couch, he made his way to get his car keys and shoes. "Oh Saru." Saruhiko looked over his shoulder to see his wife looking at him calmly.

"Hm?" She gave a shy smile and blushed.

"The baby wants something else too."

Uh oh. That meant a weird craving. She tended to say 'the baby wants' when it was something weird or disgusting.

Saruhiko twitched.

"Name it and I'll get it." Misaki smiled and nodded.

"Mint sauce, chocolate, and a candy cane?" Saruhiko stood there for a moment and then thought this was also pretty normal.

"Alright. I'll be back soon." And so he left on his errand.

Back at home, Saruhiko stared in disgust when his wife crushed the candy cane in a bowl and poured the mint sauce and chocolate over it. She grabbed a spoon and just began to eat it like that. She smiled at him while swallowing and giggled at his face.

"Oh! Do we have anymore sardines too?"

Saruhiko was done. He couldn't handle it anymore. His wife looked at him questionably when he just sank to the floor and tried not to cry.

"In the fridge." Misaki looked confused but only shrugged and got the sardines. Saruhiko looked up in time to see a sardine on her spoon with her chocolate, mint sauce, candy cane mixture. His wife then stuck the spoon in her mouth and moaned in happiness to which he finally burst into tears.

"WHY ME?!"

A/N: Sorry if Saru was a bit OOC in this, but I really thought it was funny and yeah. Hope you liked it. :D