This is my first fanfic I've published on here and it might not be very good...
Reviews and advice are welcome (please :D ).
Otto: *walks into room* I think your forgetting something.
Me: Wha...?
Otto: *raises an eyebrow*
Me: *tries to raise eyebrow* *FAIL* I can never get the hang of that...
Otto: Well, get on with it or else... *pulls out Lady Gaga CD*
Me: *panics* Fine, none of the characters belong to me but to the Mark Walden, *stares at Otto* Happy now?
Otto: Yes, *plays Lady Gaga CD*
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Raven woke up with a start. Blinking she rolled out of her bed and grabbed her swords. Something was up. As her brain began to wake up she heard strange noises echoing down the corridors of H.I.V.E.
With a frown Raven hit the button that opened her doors. The noise crew louder, 'What is that?' muttered Raven to herself. It was hideous. Gradually she began to make sense of the noise, it was someone singing. Badly.
Raven narrowed her eyes and marched down the empty corridor her swords clenched in her hands unsheathed. If it was a student making all that noise then they would be very sorry indeed.
As she moved closer towards the singing (if it could be called that) she began to make the song and inwardly winced.
Gaga rum ah ah,
Want your bad romance…..
That was breaking point for Raven. Not only had this person disturbed her much wanted sleep after twenty hours on the go. He was now singing a song that she hated, completely. 'This is war,' Raven growled her eyes narrowing. And she broke into a run towards the source of the noise.
Raven rounded the corner at full tilt and ended up in one of the auditoriums. The singing had been coming from here and now it was unbearably loud and set her teeth on edge. Wincing she quickly looked around for the person singing.
The person in question was dangling upside-down from the stage at the front of the hall clutching a half-empty bottle of vodka. When Raven registered who it was her jaw dropped.
'Nero?' she gasped her mouth wide open, 'What...why...?' she trailed off and gawped some more.
Nero slipped off the stage and landed on a hip on the ground and let out a very un-villain-like giggle before slowly rolling to his feet and staggering up to a standing position. Swaying on his feet Nero looked closely at Raven his eyes glazed over in his drunken state.
'Ravensh,' he slurred cradling his vodka bottle to his chest, 'I didn -hic- know you had a twin,' he paused and took a gulp of vodka.
Raven blinked, 'Twin?' she queried still somewhat bug-eyed.
Nero fixed his eyes on her albeit somewhat unsteadily, 'Yesh -hic- theresh two,' he paused and frowned swaying slightly, 'No wait three, four, of you.'
Raven sighed and sheathed her swords rolling her eyes, 'Nero your drunk,' she said getting over he initial surprise. She paused and inwardly smile wryly, that was something she never imagined saying to her boss.
'I am not,' announced Nero indignantly drawing himself up and trying to look well Nero-like, (he failed miserably). 'I am -hic- perfectly un-drunk.' He gulped down another few mouthfuls of Vodka then fell backwards landing sprawled on the stage.
Raven shook her head in disbelief. This was without a doubt she had ever been in. Walking up to Nero she pulled him to his feet. Nero gazed blearily at her, 'Wow,' he muttered, 'Your beautiful.'
Raven froze then coughed, glad that she wasn't blushing. She decided to ignore that comment.
Nero was still staring her with a dreamy expression on his face.
'I think we had better get you back into your quarters Max,' sighed Raven.
'I love you,' Max said smiling at her.
Raven took a deep breath then looked her employer in the eye, 'Shut up Max,' she said, 'Your drunk, drunk people say stupid things they don't mean.'
Nero frowned stubbornly and repeated, 'I love you Raven, and you love me.'
'I don't!' exclaimed Raven a hint of panic in her voice, this could destroy her reputation. She thought quickly, 'Nero,' she said firmly, 'If you stop mentioning the "L" word I'll give you another bottle of vodka, okay.'
Nero paused for a moment a deep frown on his face, after a few moments he nodded then smiled, 'Okay,' he agreed and allowed Raven to drag him away.
Raven winced as Nero tripped over a chair and landed with a thump on the floor, she was beginning to wish she hadn't given him that other bottle of vodka.
'Raven?' asked Nero from his prone position on the floor.
'Yes,' sighed Raven.
'I want to bake cookies.'
Raven narrowed her eyes, 'I've told twenty-one times no!' she shouted at him.
Nero looked up at her with wide eyes, his bottom lip wobbling.
Raven froze she could guess what was coming.
'WAHHHHHHHHH!' Nero let it rip, he alcohol made him act like a two year old. Raven buried her head in her hands. 'Shut up,' she moaned, 'Can't you just pass out or something.'
'I DON'T WANNA PASS OUT!' screamed Nero.
'THEN SHUT UP OR YOU WILL!' roared Raven her self-control snapping.
Nero fell silent and pouted his bottom lip sticking out.
A knock at the door broke the silence and before Raven could say anything the door opened to admit one of the H.I.V.E. staff members.
'The H.I.V.E. teachers are assembled for their meeting sir...' he trailed off and stared bug-eyed at Nero who was swinging from one of the lights and giggling hysterically.
Raven was about to reply when Nero flipped off the lights and staggered over to the door, 'I'll besh right there -hic-,' he said trying to sound dignified.
'Uh, Nero I don't think...' began Raven with a hint of panic in her voice, but it was a little to late Nero had stepped into the room where the teachers were gathered.
Raven placed her head in her hands, 'This is going to be a disaster,' she muttered.
I'm working on the second chapter which should hopefuly be up soon. Please review! (You know where the button is...)