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DEIDARA: DOES NOT OWN NARUTO AND NEVER WILL EVEN IF SHE TRIED YEAH
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MEWBERRY09: WACK DEIDARA WITH A BASEBALL BAT SHUT IT YOU FOOL WAIT YOUR TURN! GO AHEAD TOBI DARLING :)
TOBI: YAY MEWBERRY09 DOES NOT OWN NARUTO BY ANY CHANCE BUT SHE DOES OWN THIS STORY AND TOBI HOPE YOU ENJOY IT! :D HOW WAS THAT?
MEWBERRY09: SNIFF SNIFF AW MY BABY GROWING UP SNIFF THAT WAS GOOD VERY GOOD :)
DEIDARA:...ON WITH THE SHOW YEAH! MUMBLE
It all started not long ago...
FLASHBACK
CRASH!
BOOM!
BANG!
MEOW!
Sakura awoke alerted by the sudden noises that disturbed her peaceful dream. What the hell? she thought. What is going on down there?
I wouldn't really know unless you go down there and check and see who in the kitchen
why would someone be in the kitchen unless-i know by gosh well no one breaking into my home!
Bout' time sakura where have you been? Inner asked sarcastically
ignoringg her inner sakura quietlytumblee out the bed with her kunai in hand. She tip toed out her room and out of no where there was a dark figure standing before her. She jump back her heart hammering in her chest hoping that this stranger wouldn't hear it
WE ARE IN DEEP SHIT NOW
I agree with you for the first time...
WELL WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE WE DO?
Hold on lemme think...RUN!
PEACE I'M OUT
ugh she is so useless in this kind of situation...wait why am I running again?
I came to halt and perform a substitution jutsu and ran in a complete different direction trying to confuse my intruder...
"Nice try sweetie..." a rash voice whisper close to my ears before I could react darkness overcame me...
FLASHBACK ENDS
well here I am now in the base that belong to the akatsuki who knew that living here with them could be so fun and somewhat very tiring?
"Deidara sensei I want to eat some candy!" a happy energetic voice broke me from my
thoughts. Oh that? Thats cheerful orange lollipop is Tobi he is very sweet and sometime
annoying but hey he sure can brighten up a room you know what I mean and that yellow
peep thatDeidara he the one who like to blow just about anything up and always say yeah
or un in the end of his sentence.
"Shaddup why don't you yeah?" there I rest my case.
"hey deidara what got your panties in a bunch?" deep voice joked
I couldn't help giggle at that point that kisame, he may look mean and scary but its not the
look that matter its what the inside that count so he is like a brother I've never had.
"Hn"
did you just hear someone grunt?
I looked around the room and there I see a man with raven black hair sitting on the couch reading a new book.
I just wonder what he is reading most of the time
oh I forgot to mention his name sorry his name is Itachi yeah he one of the Uchia that
wiped out his entire clan but lefted his brother alive yeah that sasuke and now he with that snake of hell...Orochimaru.
Can't blame him right? Right?
"why fucking are you guys yelling about?" a white hair yelled
oh him?
This foul mouth over here is Hidan who is a jashin freak and immortal sadly you can't kill him if only you know how badly we want to kill him sigh...
oh and those two people over there who is sitting by the corner quietly talking to each other
that's Pein and Konan it seem they are brother and sister but I don't know whatever the fact is they sure are pretty close to each other.
"WHAT THE HELL? LOOK AT ALL THIS MESS OVER DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THIS IS GOING TO COST ME TO FIX ALL THIS SHIT?" a guy with those hot green eyes asked.
Haha I can't believe I almost forgot about him that that not his real name though just to let you know.
His real name is Kakuzu and he the money whore and financial keeper which mean he keep tabs on how much we spend he more likely call it wasting..weird I know.
Now that you know all these psychos and all there mess I have to put up with well guess what? I got a bigger problem on my plate.
I had called them here for a reason. I had to tell them all something knowing that this
problem gonna get bigger and bigger by the minute
I don't know what else I'm going to do...if I'm still alive...i hope...
Deidara and Kisame where still arguing.
"uh guys?" I said in a quiet voice but I didn't want to stress my self anymore than I already did.
Somehow Hidan ended yelling at Kisame because he said something about his jashin god...wow that nothing new
Oi kami how am I gonna do this? If there was an easy way
There is no easy way you're gonna have to come out and say it
yeah you are right
Yeah I know
than inner was gone well I'm going to try again.
"guys?" I ask with a little toned in my voice
the screaming and the arugering only got worse and worse until I couldn't take it anymore.
"I'M PREGNANT!"
everyone froze at there spot and looked at me strangely and I was getting nervous with all
the attention that I am now receiving.
Thankfully Leader Pein was the first one to speak.
"come again?" he asked
I took a breath " I'm preg-" I stopped midway feeling all nauseous inside I ran to the closest
bathroom and puke my stomach out.
The whole gangs was still in shocked and they all but Itachi flinched a little when I sat back
in the chair I was sitting before. "I'm pregnant" I finally said.
Than all the commotion began starting with Hidan
"WHAT THE HELL?"
than Deidara
"IT AIN'T MINE YEAH!"
than Kisame
"what you been doin—oh Itachi you dog!" he chuckle humorously
than Tobi
"OHHH! YAY SAKURA-CHAN HAVING A BABY YAY!"
than Itachi
"If it was mine I would've told you kisame you fool hn"
than Pein
"..."
than Konan
"Awah we're gonna have little akatsuki running around!"
finally Kakuzu
"I ain't paying jack. Period."
I was just about to lose my mind until Deidara came up to me and look at my flat stomach
"sooo un..who the baby daddy un ?"
WELP THIS HOW MUCH I GOT THIS FAR I DIDN'T LIKE IT BUT I TRIED TO MAKE IT GOOD AS I COULD AND THIS IS A CHAPTER STORY SO BE READY FOR WHAT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN NEXT ONCE I UPDATE CHAPTER TWO LOL PLEASE RXR!
:3
~MEWBERRY09
