Hey Peeps! Well Halloween is pretty much over, but I'm feeling somewhat depressed so to cheer myself up I decided to write a bit of nonsense with Batman the Animated Series Characters and TMNT 2003 Characters, This is a bit of an experemental story, that will be two different stories, since I've come to realize most crossovers don't get many reviews so this first story will be in the BTAS Universe, I do not own Batman or the Ninja Turtles otherwise I wouldn't be writing this...I do however own the delightful OCs who are going to be transformed into Mutants for your entertaiment.
In an unassuming small town somewhere in America there lived two sisters, Mary the Older One and Sue the Younger, both were rabid fangirls but of two different things, Mary LOVED Batman the Animated Series while Sue ADORED the 2003 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and oh my, how they would squabble over which show was better.
"You know it's kind of sad when a cartoon's villains are more likable then the hero." Said Sue one Halloween night
"You call those obnoxious sewer freaks likable?!" Mary scoffed "Mikey is a lazy, arrogant and has the absolute WORST sense of humor! Raph is a meathead thug..."
"They're still more mentally stable then seemingly everyone in Gotham." Sue retorted "Seriously! How is Gotham even still standing? While New York may have crime it isn't as completetly out of control as..."
"Girls...Girls...Please!" Said a Boy, Jeremy "Let's put aside this squabbling, and let's start character creation!"
"Does Batman have his own RPG?" Asked Sue haughtily
"Batman needs no RPG." Replied Mary "This game is for acne riddin nerds."
Meanwhile...In another dimenstion, someone was watching this scene unfold
"Master." A servant bowed his head "I mean no disrespect, but why are we watching THESE Humans?"
"I understand your confustion." Said Ra's Al Ghoul "These Girls seem no better then most of the rabble, but you will soon see why we are focusing on them."
Jeremy had drawn a Pentagram and was spreading out the RPG supplies on it.
"Why did you draw a pentaram?" Asked Mary "I thought we were playing an RPG not having a seance."
"You'll see." Jeremy said "First thing we need to do is create our characters via random generation...Mary would you like to go first?"
"Sure why not?" Mary sighed irritably
"Use these two dice, the D10 or percentile dice." Said Jeremy "First roll for what kind of creature you are."
Mary tossed the dice lazily sighing irritably, she looked at the dice "I see the numbers 90 and 1."
"That means your number is 91." Said Jeremy "You are in the 'Other' Table, roll again for what Specific Kind of Animal."
Huffing even louder Mary tossed the dice again "10 and 4." She said
"That makes 14 and you are...A Chameleon." Said Jeremy
"A Chameleon?!" Exclaimed Mary "One of those vile warty lizards?!"
"You do know Vanessa owns like 12 of those warty lizards." Jeremy said "Besides you might actually score high on your P.B. or Physical Beauty Stat when we get around to your atributes."
"I bet I'll get a better Animal then you!" Said Sue as she took the dice
"OK." Said Jeremy "Roll the dice."
Sue rolled the dice "44!" She said "There are 4 Turtles so 44 must be a lucky number!"
"I worry about your brain."Said Mary
44 means you are in the Mammals Table."Said Jeremy "For speficic Mammal roll again."
Sue rolled the dice once more "31!" She exclaimed "What did I get?"
Jeremy checked the list "You got..." He saw the eager expression on Sue's face "...A Goat."
Mary couldn't help but feel smug watching her sister's face fall
"At least a Goat is better looking then a Chameleon." Sue said trying to save face "I've seen Vanessa's Pygmy Goat."
"I am seriously concerned about the number of Pets that Vanessa has." Said Mary "I saw a show about Animal Hoarding and..."
"Let's leave the topic of Vanessa's pet collection for another time." Said Jeremy "Time to roll your character's backround. You roll the two percentiles again."
Mary rolled the dice. "21." She said
"Your Character was mutated by Acccidental Exposure to 'Strange Stuff' roll again for your education." Jeremy said
Once again Mary rolled "32."She said
Jeremy read "By skulking abound the fringes of socity the character picks up a rudimentery education the character probobly has a small number of Human Friends but distrusts people in general..."
"Let's see what I get!" Said Sue taking the dice and rolling them "99!"
"You were created by Deliberate Experimentation." Said Jeremy
"You mean to say she's a Lab Animal." Said Mary "That sounds...Unplesent."
"Not nessacarily." Said Jeremy "Roll for education."
Sue rolled again "88!" She exclaimed
"Jeremy read "Highly trained as a specialist using the Character's natual abilities, the Character was treated as a slave and eventually escaped, Character distrusts most Humans, Hunted by law enforcment angencies and the organaztion you get one more roll Sue...Roll for what kind of orgnazation Mutated you."
Sue rolled the percentile dice for the final time "51!" She said
"That makes the Orgnazation that created you...A secret crimanal orgnazation." Said Jeremy
"Well." Sue said "I may be a Goat but at the very least I have an interesting backstory!"
"You are a freaking lab animal!" Exclaimed Mary "That backstory isn't romantic it's...Unnerving in it's dipiction of Animal Testing."
"I never said my backstory was 'romantic' interesting and romantic are not synonyms!" Said Sue "Seriously what is it with you Batman Fanatics and your love of weepy, whiny tragic backstorys for every character Gotham is like the land of emo!"
"May we start rolling our attributes and picking skills?" Asked Jeremy starting to get irritated
I won't go into the dull process of rolling attributes of picking skills (Though I will mention Mary's character did get a high P.B. Score of 18...Though she wondered how a Chameleon could possibly be 'gorgeous') and they picked skills and spent their Bio-E."
"Finally..." Said Jeremy "What do you think you'll name your characters?"
Mary thought "Did my character name herself or did someone else name her?"
"That's for you to decide." Said Jeremy
"I think my character's name is Emerald." Said Mary writing the name down on her character sheet.
"My Character's name is Fornarina." Said Sue
"Why pick that name?" Mary asked
"That's the supposed name of the historical Raphael's mistess, the one he supposadly died after making love to." Sue said smiring at the blank expression on her sister's face "Let no one say I don't do my reserch."
"Now!" Exclaimed Ra's as he watched the Girl's Complete their Characters "My servants begin the spell!"
Where they were Mary and Sue saw he pentagram underneith them begin to glow and all around them colorful sparkles started appearing
"What's going on?" Mary asked "Is this supposed to be part of the game?"
"No!" Said Jeremy alarmed "This isn't supposed to happen!"
Everything started getting wavy as if everything was melting.
Jeremy then revealed he himself was a wizard and started chanting a spell
Suddenly a tornado sprung up in the roomand Mary was blown in one direction, Sue in another
"What?! No!" Exclaimed Ra's "This shouldn't be happening! Both those sisters need to come to this universe!"
"Sue!" Screamed Mary in a voice more high pitched then normal
"Maaaary!" Sue screamed in what sounded like a Goat's bleat
Sue felt herself falling for what seemed like forever, and then...Total darkness.
When she finally came to, Sue found herself in what seemed like a filthy ally and also something had changed, her sight seemed different, she couldn't see directly in front of herself
"Why can't I see my own hand in front of my...GAH!" Sue screamed when she saw her hand was now covered in greyish fur, had three fingers with hooflike nails.
She felt her head, it was furry, with long ears...No horns...Like she designed her Character
"This isn't happening!" Screamed Sue, now Fornarina "This CAN NOT BE HAPPENING!"
It was then some vicious stray dogs came and chased Fornarina out of the alley into the crowd who gasped at what appeared to be a five foot eight inch bipedial Goat.
While driving in his Batmoble Batman heard a repot of someone disturbing the peace and running around in a goat suit.
"It's going to be one of those nights." Sighed Batman
Hey guys I know that was a long set up, it will get better