Early last year I thought of many ideas for episodes of "Phineas and Ferb". They (like I just said) were only ideas. Here I will post full-fledged stories that follow the ideas and structure of the Disney Channel show.

Here is the first episode I have written. Enjoy!

~Herman the Hedgehog~

"Set in Stone"

"Ugh…" Candace groans as she lay sprawled across her bed with a depressed expression covering her face. "I can't believe Jeremy's gone on a family vacation without me, I mean, I'm practically family…" she told herself as she slowly sat up.

As she continued to moan aloud her brothers, Phineas and Ferb, enter. "Mom told us to come see what's wrong, she said you've been groaning a lot more than usual" Phineas remarked in his usual innocent tone.

Candace shot him a glare before deciding to tell the two of them. "It's Jeremy, he's on a short vacation in Hawaii" she tells them both, struggling to keep the fake smile her face was covered with.

"That's nice, isn't it?" Phineas responded kindly. "You wouldn't understand you're just kids" Candace told them as they both shared a glance before looking back at their older sister. "Say sis, we've not got anything planned for today, why don't we build something just for you?" Phineas inquired as he smiled sweetly at Candace who asked if they really meant it. "Yeah if it'll cheer you up" Phineas replied.

"This is your chance, Candace!" the teen thought to herself. "Tell them to build something Mom couldn't possibly not see or that wouldn't disappear for whatever reason". She shook her head as she looked back at her brothers, opening her mouth to speak. "Yes! Build me something huge and something that won't be destroyed once you're through with it … something that won't explode, implode, shrink, roll away…" she continued.

"Did you get all that Ferb?" Phineas questioned his brother who was making notes. Ferb shook his head as Phineas asked his sister what she actually wanted them to build. "I don't care; just make sure it's still here when Mom get back" Candace demanded.

Her two siblings run from her room as she laughs evilly. "Well if it's not to disappear it needs to have deep foundations" Phineas told his brother as they ran outside. "Speaking of disappearing, where's Perry?"

Behind the tree, Perry jumps up putting on his fedora and pushing a button on the trunk causing a hole to open in the ground that he swiftly jumps through. Landing in his chair in front of Major Monogram, Francis notices the platypus and begins to speak "Oh there you are, Agent P … I'm afraid I don't actually know what Doof is up to today as he seems to have bought new drapes … you know, the ones that are so thick you can't even look through? So go see what he's up to … if anything" he concluded as Perry runs off.

Phineas and Ferb have attached metal to the ground and are stacking bricks tightly to them. "I hope this Candace statue cheers the real Candace up" Phineas remarks as the girl in question watched from her window. "You've done it this time Candace, they're like putty in your hands" she thought to herself. "I better get ready to get my bust on…"

Across town, Perry suddenly smashes through Doofenshmirtz's window landing directly in a garbage can that twists and sticks around him. "Ah Perry the platypus … how nice of you to … to trash in? No that's terrible; really I can't think of a single trash joke?" the scientist remarks as he reveals himself and notices the disgust on Perry's face.

"What, you don't like my trap...?" he questions Agent P. "... I know it's a little gross but I've been running low on trap ideas lately" he continues, walking passed the incarcerated platypus. "Anyway, you may be wondering what I'm up to and don't you worry, I'm getting to that". Perry rolls his eyes and Doof continues. "I have created the 'Laser Point-inator' which I will use to engrave my name across the ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA!" he screams. "…Then everyone will know the name of DOCTOR HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRTZ! … also it'll look pretty cool" he states.

He walks away from Perry and towards his pointed device that he proceeds to turn and aim it around the city. "Here it goes!" he shouts as Perry struggles in his trap as the first purple beam is shot from the device.

He engraves his name into the side of a wall as people scream before stopping and reading the name. Many wonder what a "Doofenshmirtz" is as his name is written all around them, on the sidewalk, the glass windows of stores and even a toy a kid is playing with.

"That is one ugly statue" Buford remarks as he stares up at the huge Candace statue that towers high above the house. "Hey, I heard that!" Candace shouts from the window. Phineas and Ferb abseil down to greet their three friends as Candace bursts outside. "Is it done?" she barks at her brothers. "It sure is, do you like it?" Phineas asks softly. "Yeah, yeah it's great, are you sure it won't disappear, collapse, burst into flames or anything?" Candace asks impatiently, hopping up and down excitedly as she does.

"It's got more chance than any of our other inventions" Phineas responds with a grin on his face. "That's all I needed to hear ... MOM! MOM!" she screams as she runs out of the yard and out of sight.

When she's gone Buford turns to the boys and asks if they've thought about "building a Buford statue tomorrow".

Doofenshmirtz is still looking around town through the eyepiece on his 'Laser Point-inator' when his eye catches the giant Candace statue. "A giant teenage girl statue? Now there's something that's worth engraving" he thought out loud as he begins to aim the device. "You hear that Perry, I..." he is suddenly cut off being hit in the back of the head by the garbage can trap. "Gee Perry that was uncalled for" the doctor remarks as the platypus pounces at him and they begin to tussle around the device. "Oh it's on now ... not that it wasn't before!"

Mom is walking through the supermarket putting things in her cart and talking to herself. "Nice to meat you" she quips as she places a bag of meatballs into her cart. As she continues on she hears her daughter's faint screaming in the distance.

"Oh dear, is it too late to abandon my cart?" she says just as Candace runs up to her, screaming in her face. "I guess it is" she replies to herself. "Mom, look at me!" the young adult blurts out. "Oh I see you alright, Candace". "Not me, me! Come on..." she says as she pulls her mother out of the store leaving her shopping cart behind.

Perry and Doofenshmirtz are still fighting across the floor of Evil Incorporated as the evil inventor kicks Perry causing him to shoot through the air. "Have a nice flight!" Doof shouts as the platypus hits into his giant laser pointer causing it, and Perry, to fall over the side of the building. "I feel conflicted, my inator is destroyed but at least I didn't get hurt" he states as he watches Perry fly off on his glider. "I'M MILDLY ANNOYED WITH YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS" he screams as he watches his nemesis disappear over the horizon.

The evil scientist's inator smashes on the ground causing one huge purple beam to shoot off across town. Candace pulls her mother through the streets as they gradually approach the house and, more importantly, the giant statue. Candace spots it still high above the house as she shouts out. "Look Mom! ... Mom?" she turns to notice her mother is quite far behind.

"Hurry up, Mom" she demands just as the purple beam from the 'Laser-Point-inator' shoots across the ground into the yard and slicing off the feet of the stone statue as it slowly begins to tip over, smashing into blocks of stone once it hits the ground.

"I guess we forgot to protect it from purple beams" Phineas states disappointingly as he leans back onto the tree causing Perry's entrance to suddenly open and for the stones to fall through the entrance and into the agency.

"Look Mom, look what they did!" Candace says smugly as she and Mom enter the yard. "We're sorry Candace, it's gone" Phineas apologizes as Candace opens her eyes and screams, promptly bending down and lying face down in the grass. "I would offer you guys pie but I was pulled out of the store before I could buy any" Mom remarks as they all walk inside. "I'm glad it's gone, it was creeping me out" Buford remarks to his friends as they enter the house. "I heard that!" Candace calls from the yard as Buford tells her that she was meant to.

Stay tuned for more like this!