DISCLAIMER: I do not own Inuyasha or 'perfect isn't easy' by Bette Midler: heheh this is a crack f!c so prepare for things to be messed up, read and don't forget to review! I sorta remixed the song to fit too so these aren't the actual lyrics just to let you know.
Sesshomaru woke up in his lavishing bed, rolling over he strolled into the bathroom and prepared for the worst. "ahhhhh" he sighed as he looked in the mirror, "Not that much damage" he sighed and picked up one of Rin's toy brushes and ran it through his hair.
Boy, we've got work to do,
pass me the pink and blue.
Perfect isn't easy,
but it's me.
When one knows the world is watching,
one does what one must,
some minor adjustments, darling
Not for my vanity,
but for humanity.
Plugging his nose, he picked up a clear bottle of nail varnish and gently stroked each finger with sheer beauty, while Jaken fixed his fluff to perfection. Sesshomaru looked back at the mirror and made striking poses as he tried to commit them to memory.
Each little step a pose,
see how the fighting goes.
Sometimes it's too much for even me.
But when all the girls say "Yes!",
than who I am to say "No" ?
Don't ask a mutt, they'll fight like a showgirl,
No. boy, you need a pro.
Ssshomaru gently dabbed his eyelids with foundation, and applied the mascara with ease. Jaken stared in awe at his lord, "so beautiful, radiant, ravishing" he complimented, "Jaken!" "yes, m'lord?" "leave me to my work, alone" "yes lord sesshomaru" he said as he walked out of the room full of pride, for he had taken an eyeliner and the lord hadn't noticed. He scurried off to find a mirror before Sesshomaru noticed the eyeliner was gone.
Not a flea or a flaw,
Take a peek at that paw.
La la la la
Perfection becomes me, watashidesu ka?
Unrivaled, unruffled,
I'm beauty unleashed.
Yeah!
Jaws drop, clocks stop
so classic and classy,
we're not talking lassie!
Sesshomaru twirled on his toe in the bathroom, as graceful as a ballerina. Dyeing hair is so hard he thought as he rinsed it through his scalp, he shook his head and his hair went naturally back in place. he perfected the crescent moon, and rubbed shiner on his lovely lips as he made kissy faces at the mirror. He started to try on all of his kimonos, and made sure he could see every side in the mirror as he modeled.
And ah!, ah!, Ooo...
row, row , ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff rif ruff row
tho' many covet my sword, and control.
They're barking up the wrong tree,
You pretty pups all over my pretty.
I have your hearts and you have my pity.
Pretty is nice, but still
it's just pretty.
Sesshomaru, picking his favorite, walked out of the bathroom swelling with beauty, "Time to show them all how handsome I am!" perfected he walked outside to find his enemies and taunt them with his beauty as Jaken with newly defined eyes trailed after him and Rin scampered into the bathroom ready to give ah-un a complete makeover.
Perfect is meeeeeee!
A/N: okay now that was fine to write! ahh sesshomaru getting ready in the bathroom heheheh review if you laughed! and C'mon I know you laughed!