The squad and I were at a drive thru of a burger joint. The car we have is really similar to Regalia from Final Fantasy 15. Sai's in the driver's seat, Damion's at the passenger seat, Nicolas sat behind Damion and yours truly sat next to Nick.
"Can I take your order please?" A man asked through the speaker.
"Hey, I'll get a number 9." Sai said.
"I'll have the number 9 like his." Damion said.
"Let me get a number 6 with extra dip." Nicolas said.
"I'll have two Number 9's, a Number 9 Large, a Number 6 with extra Dip, a Number 7, Two Number 45's, one with Cheese, and a large soda." I said, with the guys looking at me with a "wtf?" type of reaction.
"Damn, man! You better be paying for that on your own!" Sai warned.
"I will. Promise." I said.
As soon as we have our meals, we saw a serious hold-up in front of one of the larger Dust stores we affectionately refer to as "Dust Banks", since they're about as well-fortified as a federal bank, like the one Joker robbed in The Dark Knight, or the ones you rob in Grand Theft Auto. There were armed thugs crawling all over the place, easily holding the terrified staff and customers hostage while attempting to break into the vaults containing the dust with 2 armored cars ready to haul it away. "Huh. Looks like those guys are about to exceed their daily withdrawal limit." Damion said casually.
"Indeed. Let's go, boys, what kind of good Samaritans would we be if we didn't step in and stop this?" Sai asked, equally as casual, armed himself with Blazeguard, a set of Wind and Fire wheels, similar to Axel's Chakram's, but with curvier blades.
Vamps aka Damion pulled out his katana with a high-powered pistol installed, so for those of you who play Soul Calibur, picture Cervantes' gun sword as a katana instead of a curvy short sword.
Nicolas pulled out and swung his hybrid weapon, a War Hammer with spikes on the front, back and top of the hammer part to crush and impale and at the bottom of the weapon was a ray gun, to make it deadly at all ends.
Last but not least, your's truly also slid on his gauntlets that alchemically process my blood in order to make projectiles with 3 retractable claws in each said gauntlet that can grew 6 to 12 inches and sitting just behind the claws were barrels to shoot off elemental bullets depending on the dust I use(fire, ice, lightning and metal) semi-automatic, fully automatic, shotgun burst, time-delayed sticky bombs, and mini rockets for up-close slashing and long distance attacks. Lastly, as I got into range of the closest thug, who turned just in time to see his imminent death.
After Nick took off the head of the thug, he then quickly maneuvered the weapon to aim the laser at the next thug who became alert to our attack, vaporizing him before he could get the word freeze out. The next one who was just to the side of that one (they were lined up in groups of 4 front of the armored cars, we just attacked the one on the right) was alerted and aimed his gun at Nicolas. "Hey, drop your weapo-!" He started, but was silenced by Damion dropping off the top of the armored car in between him and the 4th thug, slitting his throat, then quickly wheeling around and blasting the 4th thug in the head.
"Hey! Drop the weapon or eat lead, punks!" The apparent leader of the 4 thugs in front of the left car said as they all aimed their guns at the two. However, they were distracted when they heard a loud noise like someone landing hard on a metal roof and looked on top of their car to see me in a kneeling position on top of it.
"Surprise, motherfuckers!" I said, shooting the two on the ends, then jumping off and impaling the two thugs previously in the middle of their group. "Miss me?" I asked.
"Hurry it up next time, you cheeky bastard." Damion said as he and Sai did that weird type of handshake where you shake hands, then snap.
"Yeah, a little too close for comfort." Nicolas agreed.
"We all know you two weren't in any danger." Vamps replied nonchalantly.
"Now you are, punks! Drop dead!" The leader in a group of 10 thugs that just came out said. They all unloaded on us friends, but suddenly, chains appeared in front of them, moving as if they were alive, knocking the bullets out of the air and when their guns were empty, a chain wrapped around each of the thugs' legs, lifting them up into the air upside-down so they could look me in the face as Sai stood on top of the first armored car.
"Care to explain why you were shooting at my friends?" Sai asked in his best impersonation of Freddy from the reboot movie where he was played by Anthony Hopkins.
"Holy shit!" They all shouted, reaching to their sides and grabbing pistols and aiming at him, but in a instant, the Silver Haired Enigma throws one of his Chakram at them, cutting them and instantly got engulfed in hellish flames, roasting them alive in easily a single second.
"Nice!" I said, with my thumb raised up.
"I love doing that shit, that is creepy, awesome and badass as hell at the same time." Sai said, jumping down as the chains re-wrapped around his arms, then he walked up to the doors and kicked them open. "Party crashers!" He announced getting the rest of the thug's attention.
"Who are these punks? Waste 'em!" They all said, aiming at us.
"Zenshin!" Sai told us to advance in Japanese, covering them with his chains and picking off another group of 10 in the process to drag off and fight up-close and personal.
"Time for swift death, but painful execution!" Damion said as he knocked away his own group of 10 with the back of his blade.
The whole time he was advancing, I was repeating "mine, mine, mine!" Faster and faster until he dove at his group of 10. "EVERYTHING DIES!" I shouted, getting ready to ram them with my shoulder, but teleporting to my own little area for my grand showdown, then ramming into them with my shoulder and causing them to smash into the wall that was now behind them. "Who's next?!" I demanded.
"Time for the bodies to hit the floor!" Nicolas said as he knocked away his own 10 and started singing "Let The Bodies Hit The Floor".
BGM: "Let The Bodies Hit The Floor" by Drowning Pool
The thugs surrounded Nicolas, but he simply smirked. "Hammer time!" He said, lunging at the 3 in front of him, catching them and decapitating them with one swing, then easily bringing the hammer behind him and blocked the attack of one of the thugs behind him, then moved the weapon around and blasted the thug's head off without even looking, maneuvering back into both hands, then pushing it forward to catch the guy rushing in at him with the spike on top of the weapon, piercing the dude's throat for an instant kill, then firing off two more lasers from the bottom to kill the two on his left (they surrounded him in a bit of a rounded square: 3 guys in front of him, 3 guys behind him and 2 to the left and right).
"Holy shit, this guy's a beast!" One of the thugs behind him said to the other, terrified.
Nicolas smirked at this. "You don't know the half of it." He said, making bone hands come from portals on the walls to push the two together, allowing him to easily smash both of them. The last thug looked at him, pressed up against a wall in fear, but when Nicolas turned to him, he held out his sword type weapon (the same type of things the guys were using against Ruby... Or Yang in the "Yellow" Trailer) at him, but then screamed and ran past him, trying to escape. "Hey, don't forget your parting gift!" He said, aiming the hybrid weapon and vaporizing the retreating thug with a well-aimed laser blast.
With myself, the thugs had me surrounded too, in the same way, but they were taking a little more caution, trying to analyze the situation. I was in the middle, not moving as well, but that's because I was waiting for them to make a move... For about 5 minutes, before I got bored. "Are you jabronies gonna actually do anything?" I asked annoyed.
This apparently caused them to snap. "Rush him!" One of them said and all but one agreed and rushed at him from each angle (front, front left, front right, left, right, back, back left, back right), but he smirked at this, got on his toes and spun in one perfect circle, cutting their heads clean off. Just like with Nicolas, the last one was pressed up against the wall to my right in fear, but when I looked at him, he pointed his sword at him and pulled out his pistol.
"Don't come any closer, kid! I warn ya!" He said, trembling.
I smirked at this. "Okay." I said, raising his arm and shooting him in the face with all 3 uzis on the hand at once, killing him insantly.
Damion was surrounded in the same way, just waiting for one of them to make a move, arms down at his sides. One to his right screamed and ran in, but with a lightning-fast motion, he brought his arm forward, up, around/back and easily sliced the attackers head off, before bringing the weapon back behind him, blocking a strike that would've otherwise cut through his shoulder, then pulling the trigger and blasting the attacking thug in the head. "Next?" He asked. One to his left ran in at him, but he moved his arm out to the side opposite of the attacker, then brought it towards him quickly and impaled him as he was wide open, going for an overhead strike to chop downward on the vampire, who then spun around and hit him with a palm strike in the chest, sending him forward into the other thug on his right, sending them both into a wall, crushing the one who hadn't attacked behind the one that did. "That's 4. 6 to go." He said. He then spun around and sliced the last two behind him in half at the hip as they risked a few steps forward, then he brought the weapon behind him again and shot two of the ones in front of him in the head, leaving the one in the center alive. The last one on his left ran in and went for a wide swing with his right arm to cut Damion in half similar to how he cut the two thugs in half, but with a smaller, one-handed weapon. This failed as he left himself wide open and Damion easily brought his sword up and through his jaw, then through his brain and out the top of his head, shooting the already dead thug in the heard a couple of times for good measure. He then slid the thug off the blade and before the last one could do anything, he threw the sword straight through his head, tacking him to the wall behind him. "Whether I'm throwing something or aiming a gun, I never miss." He smirked, proud of himself.
Finally, with the Silver Haired Enigma who is also surrounded, but he simply rushed in, slicing the 3 in front of him up into sushi rolls, then turned to the guys on his left and struck out his right arm like Scorpion when throwing his spear, causing the chains on his ring and middle finger to lash out and smash the two thugs in the head, caving their skulls in, then he held out his left hand and shot streams of fire at the two on his left, roasting them alive, then turned his attention to the last 3. "Just give up and I'll make it painless." Sai said, still in the Freddy tone. However, this fell upon deaf ears, as the two on the sides ran in at him, but he wrapped the still free chains on his fingers around their necks and snapped their necks, then disappearing, reappearing behind the last terrified thug and grabbing the top of his head with his right hand and tilting his head back, ready to stab him with the eyes with his trigger fingers on my left hand "Controller triggers, you pervs! You know like L1 and L2. Of course, they are triggers for other things, but that's besides the point." He said to the fourth wall.
"Oh, god..." He said in fear.
"No... Just me..." Sai said, again in the scary-ass Krueger voice, stabbing him in the eyes and killing him.
BGM: end
"Not a bad night, eh, guys?" I asked as we reconvened back in the bank. "This calls for a celebration with a haiku!"
"Really Draco?" Damion asked, annoyed.
I cleared my throat for little bit. "A haiku, by Draco: I hate asparagus/ And think it totally sucks / Why is it not meat?" I finished then I asked "What do you guys think?"
"Well...umm..." Nicolas said.
"Uh... I plead the fif." Sai says, not wanting to hurt my feelings.
Damion just didn't said anything.
"Hey, are those guys getting away?" Nicolas asked, pointing to two thugs who had heard the commotion from upstairs and just made a break for the door with a couple of brief cases full of Dust crystals, hopping into one of the armored vehicles and peeling away as fast as possible.
"Yes, they are. Nicolas, if you would please?" Sai asked, looking at him.
He quickly jumped outside and aimed the laser part of his hammer at the retreating van. "I'MMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!" He said, firing a powerful laser at the van, hitting the dust they managed to collect presumably from a previous steal, lighting the vehicle like the 4th of July and making it look like just about any car Bruce Willis gets his hands on in the Die Hard series.
"Nice. Well, guys, I say we deserve to reward ourselves with a good ol' Dragon Ball FighterZ." I said, to which we nodded.
"Very impressive, boys." A voice behind us said. We looked and saw a face any of us could recognize. Not out of experience, but out of the fame of the person: Professor Ozpin, the Headmaster of Signal Academy.
"Professor Ozpin? What might you be doing here?" Damion asked.
"I myself was out for a night on the town. Suddenly, I heard a large commotion and I was all of this. A bit brutal and quite destructive, but highly impressive. Signal could use some students like you. What do you think?" He asked.
"Brutal AND destructive? We excel in these categories!" Chibi-Draco said to which I nod.
"Hm... Train to be Huntsman: protectors of the human race..." Sai said.
"Indeed." Ozpin replied.
"Well, that's basically what I do anyway, might as well make a career out of it." The Silver Haired Enigma said.
"Yeah. Not to mention the fame, babes and money!" I said with dollar signs in my eyes. "All about the Benjamins, bay-bay!"
"I'm in! Any chance I get to be a badass, I take." Nicolas said.
"Then, it's a majority vote. All of us will attend. Besides, mine and his little sisters will be attending this year." Damion said pointing to Sai.
"Neat. My youngest siblings are going too. Oh how they grew so fast!" I say, wiping the nonexistent tears out my eyes.
"Aren't they like 12 or something?" Nicolas asked.
"Yeah, but they're such prodigies. My parents believed that they're ready." I said. "Also they magically aged themselves up by five years." I added.
"Wow, so they actually grew up so fast?" Sai asked in a surprised tone.
"Excellent. It's been an eventful evening. First the young Ruby Rose, now you. You should all get some rest then if you want to catch the airship in time." Ozpin said, to which we nodded.
The next day, on the airship...
"Brianna! Brandyn! Glad to see you two!" I excitedly shouted, lifting my siblings for a bear hug.
"Good to see you too, Draco!" Brandyn said painfully.
"Same. Mind putting us down? You're crushing our bones, Big Bro." Brie said, equally pained.
"Whoops. My bad." I said, as I released them from my apparent death grip. Everyone else was looking on at my little antics with the twins.
"Talk about a family reunion." Serena, Sai's sister said.
"Agreed. Looks like the gang is all here." Said Selene, the sister of Damion.
We then heard a small commotion and saw a blonde girl giving a smaller blackish/red haired girl, who was apparently her younger sister, an apparent bear hug of her own, saying how excited she was her sister would go to beacon with her. "That girl looks like she's 15 at least." Nicolas said.
"She must've done something Ozpin liked." Sai said shrugging.
"Maybe she's that Ruby Rose girl he mentioned?" I asked.
"Possibly." Sai answered.
"Well, just means kid's are getting better at younger ages." Damion said.
"Yeah, that's what we need! Better warriors who start out at younger ages." I agreed.
"Huh. Then I'm gonna try and go for a record here. When I have a kid, mark my words, they'll be in this academy by the time they're 10. MARK MY WORDS!" Sai said long and dramatically at the end.
"Ugh..." We sighed all at once. Then we noticed something.
"Hey guys? I see black people. Blacker than me and the twins!" I whispered, referring to the silhouette looking extras.
"Hah!" Sai exclaimed.
We were watching the news on the TV windows, which we all were equally annoyed with, until the screen cut to a woman we knew as Glynda Goodwitch, Ozpin's right-hand ma-... Woman and I THINK has an important role at Beacon. "Hello and welcome to Beacon." She said.
"Who's that?" The blonde from a few minutes ago asked.
"My name is Glynda Goodwitch." She continued.
"Oh." The blonde said.
"You are among the privileged few who have received the honor of being able to attend this prestigious academy. Our world is experiencing an incredible time of peace. And it's your duty as future huntsman and huntresses to uphold it. You have demonstrated the courage needed for such a task. And now it is our turn to provide you with the knowledge and the training to protect our world." She finished. Then the screen turned back into windows and we got a grand view.
"Check out this view guys, this would be a great height to push Tsukune from." Sai said.
"Haha! That would be perfect! That jabroni's plot armor wouldn't do jack shit from a fall like that." I agreed.
"This is one of those things where you can truly appreciate life and all the beautiful things you can get out of it." Damion said.
"I don't know who Tsukune is, but he sounded like a lame nigga." Brandyn said.
"Hella lame." Brie added.
"Did...did he just say the n-word?" Selene asked Serena, who is equally as surprised.
"I get that they're the closest thing to a black family, but it's kinda surprising." Serena said.
"Still, though, there's going to inevitably be one person that is going to bring the lame into this story." Sai said.
"Every anime has one." Damion agreed.
Suddenly, we heard sounds of nausea and looked to see a skinny, unimpressive-looking blonde guy holding his stomach and mouth, puking a bit here and there as he went off presumably to the bathroom. "And looky here, I think we just found him." I said, in disappointment.
"Right? We were just having this awe-inspiring moment and vomit boy there ruins it." Nick said.
"It was a nice moment while it lasted." Sai said.
"Deadass tho." Brandyn said, we even heard the younger girl say to her sister, who I assume were talking about the same thing.
"I wonder who we're gonna meet?" The blonde sister asked.
"I bet she'd like to meet us." I said slyly.
"Yeah, back off, I call dibs on that one." Damion said, to which I slightly slumped.
"Don't worry man. I'm sure there be other girls for you to add in your harem." Sai said, as he pet my back.
"I know man. But where else am I going to find another busty blonde brawler?" I asked.
Elsewhere, completely unrelated to this story...
Another said busty blonde with revealing clothes who punched out some random jobber sneezed.
"You alright, Leone?" Asked the red eyed girl.
"Oh nothing. Just have a feeling someone is talking about me." Said the woman now named Leone.
Back to the story...
"I just hope they're better than vomit boy." The younger girl said to her sister, but then looked down and was horrified and disgusted by... "Oh, Yang, gross! You have puke on your shoe!" She said. This caused her sister to freak out, mumbling "gross" twice per second, shaking off her foot, to which we laughed and her sister ran away screaming for her to get away.
"Well, the animation is a little meh, but at least it has a good mix of comedy and action so far." Sai said.
"True dat." I agreed.