Me: Well, this is my first story on here.

Iggy: Well, yay for you.

Me: Iggy! How did you get out of my secret room!

Iggy: Grover helped me.

Me: Enjoy the story. Iggy get back in the room!

Iggy: Never!

Disclaimer: don't own, don't sue

One night a flying vampire named Justin Bieber went out flying over a dark green forest with hints of red, yellow, and orange. He landed on tree branch and looked thoughtfully at the sky. The sky was slowly turning from a dark blue to the color of dawn.

'I need to go home soon.' He thought sleepily, 'but I'm so sleepy.'

So he found a nice little cave and fell asleep. Soon 7 people found him and stab him in the heart.

A/n: This first try at killing Dylan (aka Justin Bieber). The idea of Dylan as Justin is St. Fang of boredom. So St. Fang, don't sue me, please!