Title: Doctor What Omakes and Sidestories
Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Pairings: Kind of Harry/Ginny
Summary: Omakes and mini-fics for my fic "Doctor What." Harry Potter/Doctor Who crossover, kind of.
Setting: Summer after sixth year, AU.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter and all associated characters etc belong to JK Rowling, may she live forever. The Doctor and the TARDIS come from Doctor Who, which belongs to the BBC.
Author Notes:
I still need to type up the sequel, which goes forever, which is why I haven't doen so yet. In the meantime – omakes for the Doctor What and the sequel.
There is no update schedule for this; it will be updated whenever an aomake occurs to me. In this case, the question of what would happen if Canon!Harry met Doctor!Harry...
DOCTOR WHAT OMAKES AND SIDESTORIES
SIDESTORY ONE
VISIT TO AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE
PART ONE
Breakfast in the Great Hall went as normal until Ginny Weasley fell out of the ceiling.
"Aargh," Ginny groaned, "who knew the rafters were rotted out there?"
"Gin," A distant voice called, "where did you aaaaah!"
Ginny groaned again as a man in a leather jacket fell through the ceiling and landed right on top of her.
"Aarg," the person grunted, then rolled over to stare at the enchanted ceiling, "wow, would you look at that," he marvelled, "that's some hole."
"Yes Doctor," Ginny gritted her teeth, "now get off me."
"Right," Harry agreed, getting to his feet and glancing around the staring hall. "Hah, the TARDIS was right! Look! Different universe!" He threw out his arms and beamed.
"Very nice," Ginny agreed sourly, "now help me up."
"Sure," and Harry pulled her to his feet and thoughtfully dusted her off. Ginny ignored the fact that this came perilously close to being a grope.
"Look, Ginny!" Harry exclaimed joyously, "it's Ron! Hi Ron!"
"Hi Harry," Ron said nervously, looking between the older leather jacket-clad version of his best friend and the one sitting next to him trying to drown himself in his cereal.
"Why," the other Harry groaned, "why can't my life just be normal?" He let his head flop into his cereal again. Ron poked him tentatively.
"Yes Doctor, it's Ron," the time-travelling Ginny agreed. "Now explain to me why we're in another universe."
"Eh," Harry shrugged, "thought it might be interesting."
"You thought it might be interesting," Ginny repeated slowly.
"Yeah," Harry agreed. "And I was right, look, Draco's a girl in this world."
"What?" Ginny whirled to stare and began laughing hysterically, "bwahahahahha."
"Come on," Harry decided, "let's go see if you can bribe the house elves to give you rum in this universe. Dobby told me they used to keep a supply under the kitchen floor for whenever I stressed out the staff by doing the impossible."
The school simply sat and stared in surprise as they left the hall.