Madoka, The Homura, and Kyoko
Chapter 1
Intro:
Hello, my name is Madoka Kaname. You could say that I'm a goddess since I have the power. Being a goddess is hard work even if I do whatever I want. I had to make sure that the world I created is balenced and alright.
It makes me sad that the world I created has become evil with violences and sex. I planned on giving this world to my friend Homura-chan or you could say the devil. It will be like the end of the Rebellion story again.
But I also decided that my world should be given a chance. So I made a bet with Homura-chan to see if there is any good left in this world. She get to choose one person to be my conviencer and we got... Kyoko Sakura.
Kyoko drank some soda and started floating.
Kyoko: This coke seems really good today.
Madoka: I'm sorry everyone if things don't work well in the end.
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Now to the story.
Homura and Madoka are walking around Mitakihara Town in their goddess outfits. No one seems to be able to see them as the girls walk past everyone.
Madoka: Its nice to be home again, but who did you have in mind to be my conviencer?
Homura: Someone you might be familiar with.
Madoka: Well I did say that anyone goes.
Homura: Do not worry Madoka. Even if I take over, we're still friends and I will make your life as comfortable as possible.
Madoka: That's nice to hear.
Homura: Its just sad for me to see you taking up a burden so mighty.
Madoka: I can handle myself. You know as well as I do that I want to be strong.
Homura: And you know as well as I do that I want to protect you.
The girls then stopped and Homura pointed out that they spotted Madoka's conviencer. Madoka's eyes widen when she saw this person. It was Kyoko Sakura and the girl just sat there eating something like always.
Homura: Good luck.
Homura then disappear to go back to her domain in hell. Madoka then approach to Kyoko and let herself be seen. Kyoko's eyes glared at Madoka having no memory of who she is. That's because if you seen the series you would know that when Madoka became a goddess, everyone forgets about her.
Kyoko: What do you want?
Madoka: Good afternoon. I am God.
Kyoko: And I'm the devil. Good bye.
Madoka: I have an important job for you Kyoko-chan and I really want you to help me. Please.
Kyoko: For a weird girl in a weird outfit, how do you know my name?
Madoka: As I said, I am God. Though I should be a goddess since I am a girl.
Kyoko: Oh yeah, prove it.
Madoka then grew in size which made Kyoko heart beat fast. The area changed into a space like heaven with stars floating around and heaven like stuff around the two. Kyoko screamed at this supernatural moment. Madoka then restores everything back to normal since she doesn't want to scare Kyoko that much.
Madoka: Sorry.
Kyoko: Jesus lady, you almost gave me a heart attack.
Madoka: Do you believe me?
Kyoko: Like hell I do.
Madoka: Now that's settled. I have an important mission for you. I need you to convience me that this world is still worth saving.
Kyoko: What?! Your going to destroy the world!
Madoka: Not sure if that's the right phrase. More like the devil will take over.
Kyoko: What should I do?
Madoka: Its all up to you. I'll be watching while you figure something out.
Madoka then disappear while Kyoko just stood there trying to take in the fact that she met God. She walked all the way to Mami's apartment like a decaying zombie. She knocked on the door and it opened revealing a blond girl with curls.
Mami: Kyoko-san. Just in time. I made this new cake that I want you to try.
Kyoko: Mami, we need to talk.
Kyoko sat at the triangle table in Mami's living room while Mami served tea and the cake she mentioned. Mami places it on the table and expects Kyoko to immediately grab it, but the strange part is that Kyoko didn't touch it. Kyoko seems more concern in talking to Mami.
Kyoko: I met God today.
Mami: Are you feeling okay Kyoko-san?
Kyoko: I'm fine. Its just that today, I met this girl who turns out to be God and now I have to convience her that the world is worth saving or else the devil will take over.
Mami: Is this a fanfiction that your making? I doubt that God would even make you the savior of humanity.
Kyoko: It does sound pretty stupid when I said it out loud.
Mami: Though you look serious. Maybe some cake might calm you down.
Kyoko: No shit blondie! I'm gonna need lots of it to get over this!
After all of that Kyoko left Mami's house feeling worthless. How can she be the savior of humanity? Being sinful is her thing ever since she lost her family. She walked through the street and spotted a girl who seemed lost. Kyoko decided to just go meet up with this girl since she did felt bad for her.
Kyoko: Hey kid. Shouldn't you be home with your parents?
The girl started crying: My parents are dead.
Kyoko eyes widen: Look crying won't being them back.
The girl showing her knife a bit: I killed them.
Kyoko: Okay. Just put the knife away and let me help you out a bit.
The girl does so and followed Kyoko to a bench where they sat together. The girl looked sad and nervous while Kyoko has some space between her and the girl.
The girl: Onee-chan. What can you do?
Kyoko: I can tell you that there's an orphanage down the lane that would take you in.
The girl: Thank you so much. Please tell me your name so that I won't forget about you.
Kyoko: I'm Kyoko Sakura.
The girl: Yuna.
Kyoko: Good luck kid.
So little Yuna left to follow Kyoko's advise to the orphanage. Kyoko took a deep breathe since she was dealing with a killer. She could of had used her magic, but she knew she could handle this without it. Its best to also keep it a secret. She looked at her soul gem and suddenly Madoka appeared in front of her.
Kyoko: God?!
Madoka: Congratuations Kyoko. You passed.
Kyoko: What did I do?
Madoka: You convienced me that humanity is worth saving.
Kyoko: All I did was helping a girl out and... oh. I get it.
Madoka: I'm glad that there is some good in this world.
Homura appeared and had a disappointed expression on her face. She approached to the two and slightly clapped.
Homura: Oh bugger. I lost the bet.
Madoka: Please don't get mad. There were times that you won in our bets.
Homura: No its not that. I'm just surprised that Kyoko is willing to show her good side at all. Though every mine has its diamonds.
Kyoko: Yeah, will you two leave me alone from now on?
Madoka: I'm afraid not. As of now, you are my conviencer. You will be the ambassador to humanity.
Kyoko: Oh my f***ing god.
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Notes: I literally based this story on the show God, the Devil, and Bob. I just thought that it would be a funny concept since Homura is the devil and Madoka is kind of like God. Also Kyoko is Bob in this because of her personality could get her into some same situations.