Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Twilight franchise, this all belongs to Meyer
I decided to go back to basics and clean up the chapters one by one… bare with me!
Chapter One
"My name is Edward Cullen, and I want to be your own personal Cupid. I can help you find love. In this day and age, dating has been made more difficult with technology and billions of self-help books. Banish them all from your lives ladies. I know single women, and can tell what kind of signals they are sending out based on what they are wearing, how they pose, and their actions around each other. Every one of these women is capable of finding love, but can they handle the truth? Find out on Wednesday, May 3 at 10pm".
"And cut! Perfect Edward, absolutely perfect! This show is going to get ratings! You'll be famous!"
The young man smiled and nodded. He had long since given up in trying to correct the producers about his real motive behind the show. While they seemed interested in boosted ratings and more cash in their wallets, he merely wanted to show any girl that she was capable of true love, no matter how impossible her situation seemed. Edward was in the business of love, and there was nothing he wanted to do more than help people find each other. His thoughts were interrupted by a light touch on his shoulder.
"Sweetheart, that was perfect, I really think you will do a good job in finding these women love."
"Really Mom? I am kind of worried that they will go overboard with this," he said as he gestured to the heavily lighted setting.
"Don't even worry about it Edward, honestly, we have a very in depth contract with these people. That's what lawyers are for. You call the shots."
"Thanks mom, I needed that, and you're still willing to help me at some points right?"
"Of course, that's what I'm here for! Now let's go get some lunch."
As Edward walked off the set with his mother, he could only think about the potential young women that were going to soon be entering into his alternate reality. The Truth Hurts, so appropriate, I hope they will be able to handle this, because they are in for a rude awakening. He thought.