The Hash Slinging Slasher's Revenge
Many people say the Hash Slinging Slasher is just a mere old wive's tale, but I tell you he's real and seeking his terrifying vengeance. On the night of Halloween in the year 1927, the Hash Slinging Slasher worked at the Krusty Krab as a fry cook just like Spongebob, but was a lot clumsier. As he was cutting the patties, he accidently cut off his own hand and replaced it with a rusty spatula. Then out of no where a bus ran him over leaving the dead corpse of the Hash Slinging Slasher behind. Legend says that the Hash Slinging Slasher didn't end up being a mere person, but a zombified being with a psychotic evil laugh. Many years later, the Hash Slinging Slasher rose from his grave on the night of Halloween 2014, now a zombie seeking vengeance. Be warned, there are three signs to tell when the Hash Slinging Slasher will attack: First, the lights will flicker on and off, Then the phone will ring and there will be nobody there, and lastly, he will appear in the bus that ran him over. But that's not all that will happen. He will send an army of zombified squirrels and Teletubbies with chainsaws and wreck havoc on the city. Then he will have a hunger for brains and a thirst for blood. He will send a zombified Bob Barker wearing a torn up kilt and playing monotone bag pipe music. Then the Hash Slinging Slasher will rule the world in an all out zombie apocalypse. Those of you who are willing to stop the Hash Slinging Slasher and his plot to take over the world must chant "Zooba Dabba Diddly Squat" while picking your nose and jumping on one foot. You must then follow the process by downing an Anti-Hash-Slinging-Slasher smoothie made entirely out of caviar ( fish eggs), peanut butter, fresh cricket larvae, roasted garlic with a hint of Tabasco sauce, a big splash of milk, orange juice, and Greek yogurt. This will cause the Hash Slinging Slasher to blow up in a million pieces with his zombified army. Thus, the day is saved thanks to shaving cream and a dose of hair gel on pumpernickel.