The Pilgrimage
By: Xcort Pilgrim
Disclaimer: I don't own Scott Pilgrim, it beloongs to Bryan Lee O'Maley!
Scott Pilgrim... I always thought my parents' changed their last name as kind of a joke or something, but I now that I'm actually thinking about it I am on a pilgrimage, everyone is, but I guess not many are lucky enough to have a smoking hot ninja delivery girl helping them. (FUN FACT 1: I know that Scott's an idiot, but C'mon he's Scott Pilgrim)(FUN FACT 2: Also he's got the Power of Understanding, bitches!)
"Scott!" a woman with bright sand green hair shouted, she was in her bedroom, which was fairly plain aside from a window, laying in her bed with a man who had brown, shaggy hair.
Name: Ramona Flowers (I like daisies better)
Age: 25
Status: SMOKING (Really, she's actually smoking)
Smoking Hot also (still I like daisies better)
Rating: Meh... Still I would hit that!
Ramona ignored the floating black box, although she wished she had gotten an actual number, she then opened the window and flicked the cigarette out the window, a few seconds later a massive, piercing scream came roaring up the window,
"burgh?" mumbled the man, finally opening his eyes,
Name: Scott Pilgrim (Really, we need to show you this?)
Age: 24
Status: Sleeping with Ramona (Really, he actually didn't have sex.)
Also really drunk (Really, I thought he didn't drink?)
Rating: It's...
It's...OOVVEERR 9000!
"Finally, you're awake." Ramona sighed a breath of relief when she said that, "You really don't know how to balance your drinks do you?" at that Scott turned away from Ramona and whined and started to exaggeratedly wave his arms
"But they tasted sooo gooood! And everything was freeee!" Ramona had to smile at that, she dated this whining idiot for about 10 months, and by now you'd think the charm would wear off, but she still loved everytime he did this, Ramona slammed the window down and it landed on the windowsill with a huge WHUD,
"Yeah, they know how to make drinks up there in the subspace bar. Anyway, baby, what are you doing today? We're both off for today." Scott turned around looking at her with his face lit up by a smile, he knew that he was off, Stephen Stills had Joseph to help him, but he didn't know Ramona was off as well, (FUN FACT: At this moment Stephen Stills and Joseph are doing it. HARD.)
"Really?" Scott asked, his smile growing bigger by the second,
"Yeah, baby, I was going to tell you-"Ramona confirmed, embracing him,
"REALLY?" Scott hugged her tightly, his smile getting so big it looked like his jaw was going to drop (FUN FACT: His jaw was not the only thing that was about to drop),
"So that means we can play Call of Duty together?" at that Ramona turned away from him and pushed out a sound
"hmph," Scott's face darkened ,
"Come oooonnn! I've never played COD with a chick!"Scott whined while he grabbed her and shook Ramona like a toy, he stopped after Ramona sighed, he knew she couldn't resist him,
"Fine."
To be completely honest this thing was just a kinda of test for characters, but anyways I hope you liked it and please review, because then I can improve on this stuff. Also sorry there isn't any thing really interesting in this.