Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Disney characters nor the House of Mouse.

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On a dark and quiet night, two pirates sit around a wooden table by lantern light in an old deserted Inn. The one had a hook in place of his left hand, while the other had half his body replaced by machinery. They both sat huddled over an old, worn out map with faded writing on it. "Are ya sure the treasure is located here?" asked the old cyborg.

"Of course! As sure as me name is Captain James Hook," replied Hook as he fixed his hat.

The cyborg let his mechanical eye look over the map and pondered all possible ideas, then asked, "So, why do ya need my help?"

"Why, I was hoping ye'd ask, Silver. You see, it is a bit too much for me crew and meself to take over the area with no interference at all. That is where you come in. I need someone who has the power to… how do I put this… make people understand that it is time to leave so that way we can pillage and plunder," explained Hook as he examined his hook.

"If I agree to help ya, I want fifty percent of the plunder," Silver responded, holding out his mechanical hand to Hook.

Hook shook his hand with a grin on his face as he responded, "We have an agreement."

"So where is this grand treasure?" asked Silver.

"Right down the middle of Main Street it's Disney's House of Mouse!" announced Mike and the guests filled in to find their seats for the show as the music kicked in.

"Who's that knockin' at the House of Mouse?

We're all rockin' at the house of Mouse
So come on in we're gonna shake the house.

We're all rockin' at the House of Mouse

gonna rock the hall, so come on in the hall to the House of Mouse.

The party's just started, so come on in.

Good times are all just about to begin.

So step inside, we're gonna have some fun.

There's plenty of room here for everyone.

Gang's all here and we're hangin' out.

All this fun makes you jump and shout.

Hey little girl wanna dance with you.

We'll find so many things to do.

So come on in, we're gonna shake the house, we're havin' a ball at the House of Mouse."

Mike then announced, "And now, give a yo ho, yo ho welcome to everyone's favorite captain Mickey Mouse!"

Mickey slides out on stage in a pirate outfit complete with hat and eye- patch. "Arr.. avast ye, land lubbers and welcome to the House of Mouse! We've got a great show for you today with special guests the Parrots of the Caribbean."

Everything seemed to be a typical day here at the House of Mouse. The Quackstreet Boys were filling in for Mickey, Max parked the cars, Clarabell gathered the latest gossip, Daisy talked Donald's ears off at the front about her next great act, Horace took a nap up in the Control Room, Goofy took the orders and then the penguins served the right meals, Gus enjoyed the meals he was supposed to be cooking for the guests, Pluto stayed alert, and Minnie was on the phone discussing everything possible that pertained to the club. "Hey, Min, how's everything look?" asked Mickey, walking backstage towards her as she got off the phone.

"Everything looks perfect. I just have to pick up the Parrots of the Caribbean in half an hour," explained Minnie.

"That's swell!" exclaimed Mickey, and he kissed her cheek. Everyone knew that without Minnie, the show would fall to pieces and there would be no House of Mouse.

Minnie giggled and looked over her books as she said, "Well, I'm just doing my job, Mickey, unlike somebody else I know."

"What's that supposed to mean?" questioned Mickey, and Minnie pointed out at the Dead stage with the Hitchhiking Ghosts trying to find a way home. "Oh my gosh!" he shouted as he darted out on stage.

Minnie smiled and shook her head. "Mickey Mouse what am I going to do with you?" she asked herself.

"Alright, gang here's a classic cartoon staring me and my best pals," announced Mickey, and he walked off stage as the cartoon started.

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Author's Note: The lyrics are from Brian Setzer's "Rockin' at the House of Mouse".

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Stay tuned to find out how the gang will handle their guests.

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