A/N: I do not own Smallville, nor do I know the actors! This is just an idea that popped into my head! This will be Clark/Chloe, and Kara/OC! Later there will also be Aquaman/OC!

"Remind me again why we are watching this?"

"Because it's the next episode in the series. You know that Chloe." I told my best friend, and she nodded, rolling her eyes as she did so.

"I know Clark. But why did they have to keep that train wreck going for so long?"

"Because whoever wrote the show refused to see that the character of Lana Lang is a complete and total bitch without one redeeming quality. Actually, I shouldn't even say that. To call her character a bitch would mean that her character is actually established. The only thing her character is until she disappears-"

"Good riddance." My friend interjected, and I laughed.

"Yes, but anyway. The only thing her character is is someone that dosen't know what she is. I mean when she's with Whitney she's the cheerleader, when she's with Lex she's the deceiving manipulator and when she's with Clark she's the girl next door."

"Then when Clark decides he wants to use his powers to protect Metropolis she steals the Prometheus suit and tries to become his equal." My friend finishes and I smirk. We had had this conversation so many times that we both knew what the other one was going to say. Now before I continue, let me make one thing perfectly clear. My friend and I are not actually named Clark and Chloe. That's just what we call each other because our relationship is so much like the ones the characters on the show have. The best friends that never outgrow each other. Except for vertically.

"You know, season seven wasn't that bad." I shot back, and she grinned.

"You're just saying that because of Kara."

"Not only...okay maybe a bit." I replied. She smirked at my admission but before either of us could say anything the television went out.

"Give me a minute I'll fix it. Stupid thunderstorm." I muttered before walking over and trying to fix the television. I felt a jolt as I touched the television, and then I fell flat on my back.

"Hey are you okay?"

"Y...Yeah, I'm fine." I said as I accepted the woman's hand. My eyes widened as I saw that it was none other than Kristen Kruek.

"Where am I?" I asked a moment later.

"You're in Smallville Kansas. I'm Lana Lang, and this is my boyfriend Clark Kent." The woman said, indicating the man who stood on the far side of the room.

"No, I mean seriously...where am I?" I asked again. This couldn't be real, this was just a joke Ally was playing on me.

"Real funny Ally, but jokes over!" I called out, expecting my friend to show up at any moment.

"This isn't a joke. My name is Clark Kent, and you're on my farm in Smallville, Kansas."

"Really? Then tell me Clark, if that is your real name have you found your cousin yet? Kara Kent or maybe you prefer Kara Zor-El?"

"How do you know that name?"

"Well I guess that answers that question." I quipped, as I found myself being held in the air by someone who I now knew for certain was in fact Clark Kent. He had moved so fast that I hadn't even seen it coming.

"Answer the question. How do you know that name? Who are you?"

"My name is Steven Davis, and as for how I know that name well I know everything about you...Kal-El. Before you ask, I'm not an alien. I'm human, and I'm not here to expose you or Kara."

"Then why are you here? How do you know anything?"

"I know because where I'm from your life is a work of fiction. Clark Kent, Lana Lang, Kara Zor-El, Lex Luthor, Jonathan and Martha Kent...none of them are real. It's all made up as part of a television series called Smallville."

"How is that possible?"

"I don't know. To be honest I'm still finding this a little hard to believe."

"You and me both. Since when do you have a cousin Clark?" Lana asked, and Clark glared at me. However, before I could apologize someone cleared their throat. We all turned and my jaw about hit the floor.

"You're looking at the new miss sweet corn."

I had known the line was coming. I mean, I had watched the series enough to memorize most of the lines, which meant I had a serious problem. However, at the moment the only problem I was having was how I was supposed to pick my jaw up off the floor. Standing there in a red bikini that barely covered what needed to be covered was Kara Zor-El.

"Go change. Now." Clark said, giving me a glare as I finally shut my mouth. Kara glared right back before disappearing in a blur. She came back a moment later wearing a white shirt and short jean shorts, and good lord I was hoping that my best friend wasn't watching this right now because I was sure looked like an idiot. Then as my eyes met Kara's I saw her blue eyes change and I ducked just as the wall behind me burst into flames.

"What the-"

"Kara, shut your eyes. Shut your eyes and focus on your breathing." I said to her, cutting Lana off. She complied and I watched as her eyes slowly turned back to their usual blue.

"Who are you? How do you know my name?"

"I'm Steven Davis, and as for how I know your name..well that's a long story. Maybe I could tell you over coffee?" I asked, and she smirked.

"Why not? There's a place just a few minutes from here...or seconds if you really think about it."

"The Talon I know."

"Speaking of, I need to go. I promised Chloe I would bring her a cup of coffee." Lana said, kissing Clark. I just stared at the ceiling as this was going on, trying not to gag. Why he was with her for so long I would never understand. I smiled as she walked out the door, an idea coming into my mind. Since I was here, why not see if I could actually make this show worth watching? Even if it was just Ally who saw it, anything was better than the Clark and Lana rollercoaster that we were subjected to for so long.

"She's not right for you you know? Lana I mean."

"You don't know what you're talking about." Clark replied and I laughed.

"Believe me, I wish I didn't but I do. In the long run, she breaks your heart. Now I'm going to give you some advice what you do with it is up to you. Take Chloe a cup of coffee and ask yourself why the woman who has never done anything but support you is just your best friend?"

Now granted this wasn't my first thought of when it came to playing matchmaker. I could've waited for Tess to show up or seen what happened with Zatanna, but I just couldn't wait that long for the torture that is Clark and Lana to end.

"Ready to go?" Kara asked me and I nodded before walking over to her. She picked me up like it was nothing, and for her I suppose it wasn't. The last thing I saw before we disappeared was Clark looking like he was thinking about what I had said. I only hoped he had the sense to act on it.

"So Steven, how do you know about me?" Kara asked, and I took a sip of my coffee before I answered.

"I know about you Kara because where I'm from none of this is real. You are just a fictional character. A severly mishandled character at that."

"Okay, so let me get this straight...you're telling me that you're from an Earth...you are from Earth right?" She asked and I laughed.

"Yes I'm from Earth."

"So you're from Earth, but not this Earth, and I am not actually alive?"

"That's pretty much it. You're all characters on a show called Smallville. I still have no idea how I got here or how the writer's of the show even knew about all of you in the first place." I replied. We sat in silence for several moments and then Kara spoke again.

"Steven...you said my character was mishandled. What do you mean?"

I hesitated, unsure of what to say. Then I gathered my courage and spoke.

"After a while, only a couple episodes actually, you decide to go looking for Krypton. To see if you can find any piece of your planet."

"And?"

"I'm sorry Kara. Krypton is gone. You and your cousin are all that's left."

"You're lying!"

"I wish I was. I truly do." I said, reaching across the table and taking her hand.

"We're two of a kind aren't we?" She asked, and I raised my eyebrow in question.

"My home is gone, and you have no way of returning to yours. We're just two orphans."

"Well I can think of worse places to be stuck and oh my gosh I cannot believe I just said that out loud." I finished feeling my face heat up while Kara just laughed.

"So tell me, do you have any idea how you got here?'

"Funny enough, I think it was because of Smallville. I was watching what I guess is this exact episode with my best friend Ally or I was about to. The thundersorm messed up the television and when I went to fix it I blacked out. When I woke up, I was being helped up off the floor by Lana."

"I'm guessing by your tone that you don't like her much." Kara said, and I shook my head. That was the understatement of the year.

"Not really no. The whole problem is that she dosen't know what she wants. First it's the football captain, then it's Clark, but when he won't tell her his secret to protect her she goes running to Lex freaking Luthor. Then when she finds out that Lex is a bastard she runs back to Clark expecting him to take her back. Then when Clark gets trapped in the Phantom Zone by Zod she dosen't even realize that he has been replaced by a phantom. Then when she finally does discover the difference she's upset because the phantom is more affectionate than Clark was."

I take a deep breath as I finish my rant, exhaling slowly.

"Look Kara, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have blown up like that. It's just...this entire thing is strange and now I've got all this knoweledge and I just don't know what to do and now I'm-"

I stopped feeling Kara's hand pressed against my lips.

"We'll just take it a day at a time, and try and help Clark however we can."

"We?" I asked, and she nodded, giving me a smile.

"We. I can tell you're not lying, which means there's no reason for me to run off to find something that isn't there."

"Thank you Kara."

I knew that she wasn't staying for me. I mean I barely knew her, but the fact that I had someone that could help me decide what to do, someone who understood how I was feeling at the moment meant more than I could say. I chuckled as I thought about what Ally would say if she knew what I was thinking.

"What's so funny?"

"Oh nothing, it's just I can practically hear my best friend giving me no end of grief right now. She's either insanely jealous that I got sent here or she'd be giving me a hard time about having coffee with you. Or both."

"Why would she be giving you a hard time about me? Does she hate me or something?" Kara asked, and I shook my head.

"No, she just thinks the only reason I even cared about this particular year in time was because of you."

"Was it?" She asked, and I felt my face heat up again as I blushed under the gaze of her beautiful blue eyes.

"No, but you were definitely the high point." I said honestly, thinking of all the things that went wrong this year.

"Well a girl always likes to know she's appreciated." Kara replied with a soft smile.

"So, what do you want to do now?" I asked once we walked out of the coffee shop.

"Well it's almost dinner time. If you wanted to join me that is?"

"I'd be delighted." I replied, surprising myself by taking her hand. Kara looked surprised for a minute but then she just smiled. In that moment I didn't care about going home, what Ally might think or anything else. The only thought on my mind was that I didn't know how I got here, but I was in no rush to leave.

Three Hours Later

"Thank you for dinner Steven." Kara said, and I smiled as I held open the door to the Kent residence. She was thanking me, when I felt like I should be thanking her. I had shown up from nowhere, and she had befriended me. Kara had listened patiently as I related what had happened to send me to Smallville (or at least what I believed had happened), and she had agreed to help me decide what to do next. Then we had gone to dinner in Metropolis where I had gotten to see the woman behind the mask. On the show, there wasn't a lot of character development. Kara was a beautiful woman with superpowers who helped her cousin become a hero before leaving to the future to become a hero in her own right. And I saw all of that. But I also saw a young woman struggling to find her way in a place that she didn't understand. In a lot of ways, I had it easier than Kara because I knew all about Smallville. I made a silent vow to help her however I could.

" It was my pleasure Kara. Besides, my mother would kill me if I allowed a lady to pay." I replied, and she smiled.

"She sounds like an amazing woman."

"She is." I replied before we walked inside. We sat on the sofa in silence for a moment before she spoke.

"Tell me about your family, about your home."

"I live in a place a lot like Smallville. A small town in Georgia where everyone knows everyone. There are four of us. My mom Sarah, my dad Jeff and my younger sister Kate. We aren't rich, but we've always had food on the table. Dad's a cop, and mom's a teacher. Dad works during the day so I usually wen to work with mom. That's probably what made me want to become a teacher. My sister...I love her to death, but she aggarvates me like no one else. We fight like cats and dogs-"

"But you'll do anything for each other." She finished, and I nodded, smiling as I thought of my family. I was living every Smallville fan's dream but I still missed my family.

"Are you okay?" She asked.

"I'm fine. Enough about me. Tell me about you."

"What do you want to know?"

"Whatever you want to tell me." I replied, hoping that she wouldn't feel pressured to tell me about her past. The last thing I wanted was to make Kara uncomfortable.

Thankfully it seemed that she wasn't uncomfortable. She told me that she was twenty-one, (which was slightly ironic because we were the same age), and that she was born on January 13th. Her favorite color was red, and in the short time she had been on Earth she had developed a love for pizza. I sat there entranced as I learned more about Kara, feeling as though I could sit there with her all night long. Eventually she told me about Krypton. She told me about her uncle Jor-El and her Aunt Lara, and about her mother Alura. She avoided talking about her father, but I couldn't blame her. It couldn't be easy knowing that your father worked with a madman to wipe out your entire planet. Never mind the fact that the only survivor besides yourself was a cousin who had grown up without you.

"Evening you two."

"Speak of the devil." I muttered, and Kara laughed.

"Kara, can I have a word with Steven? Alone?" He asked, and she glared.

"It's fine Kara." I told her, and she nodded before disappearing in a blur.

"I'll keep this simple. You break her heart and I'll kill you."

"Fair enough." I replied, not really worried. For one I had no intention of hurting Kara, and I also doubted that Clark could ever intentionally kill someone.

"Just as long as we understand each other." He replied before heading toward the stairs.

"How did it go with Chloe?"

"It didn't." He replied, and I resisted the urge to curse. Apparently getting Clark to see that Lana Lang was bad news was going to be more difficult than I thought. He walked away and I was left alone. For about ten seconds.

"How much of that did you hear?" I asked, and Kara smirked.

"All of it. I love my cousin, but I can take care of myself."

"I have no doubt. But I have no intention of hurting you Kara." I said seriously. I wasn't sure what was going to happen between Kara and I, but I didn't want to see her hurt.

"Thank you. So does that mean you want to go out again sometime?"

"Yes."

She smiled before walking over and kissing me on the cheek.

"I'll see you in the morning." She told me before walking upstairs. For a moment I stood there, feeling my face heat up where her lips had touched.

"Sleep well Kara." I whispered softly before laying down on the sofa.

A/N: I hope you all liked this chapter and the next chapter will be up soon! Thanks to my best friend, coauthor and beta Avalon X Naruto for all her help! Happy Birthday, and I hope you enjoy your gift!