Double O Stupid
" Where is it?" spat James glaring at the girl in front of him, the school hallway was littered with students on this chilly Monday morning. Sasha Miller raised her etebrows and said" I dont know what you're talking about, James"
" OF COURSE YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, SASHA!"
" No, I don't!"
" You have my lucky comb and I want it back"
" I don't have your lucky comb!"
" Yes you do! you always wanna break it cause i got awesome hair and I'm prettier than you"
" Are you suggesting I'm ugly?"
" I'm suggesting you look like a raccoon"
" GRRRR! James Diamond, you are the most self-absorbed, narcissistic, moronic, self-centered and most irritating creature in the world1"
Sasha and James spent the next five minutes getting in each other's face then before James walked away, he said" Just you wait, Miller, I'm gonna prove you have my comb!". Sasha noticed something as James walked away and shouted" Hey Double O Stupid, check your back pocket!". Reaching into his back jean pocket James pulled his comb and said" My bad!" and Sasha smacked him
" I deserved that!"