Author; Kitkat/ Scratches (which ever you like)

Date; written some time in August, Typed December 14-16 (I get lazy!)

Warnings: Ok this is going to be insane and just read!

Disclaimer; I own not the characters from HP Hogwarts, The Hogwarts express the boats, the sorting hat… need I go on? So just please don't sue me!

Disclaimer 2- I don't own Yellow Submarine written by the Beatles. But I do own the movie…. ^.^

Disclaimer 3- I also only own part of the "Windex Incident" My step mom owns half of it ^-^

Spoilers- POA and GOF sorta…

A/N- Ok! I don't know Lily's last name. Was it mentioned in the books? If so please email me with it!! Also I know lucius wasn't in the same grade.. but for this insane story, he is. And I know Snape isn't mentioned in this chapter. So onto the STORY! (yay! Finally!)

The Rucker Chronicles: Chapter one;

Off to Hogwarts

A short girl about four eight walked through the barrier with her school trunk and her seagull, Topper. She stared at the crimson locomotive for a moment then-

"Nyasia Rucker! Get the hell off of the ground! And get the hell away from the barrier! How many god damned times do we have to tell you not to stand near the wall." Her mother shouted at her from above the girl. "Every Rucker get up and put your stuff away. Be back in five minutes for good-byes!"

Nyasia's mother frog marched her to the back compartment and threw the trunk in. Then a minute later they where back at the meeting spot where Nyasia's other six siblings where waiting with their father.

"Now this is Nyasia's first year at Hogwarts. So watch out for her." The mother said to the other six.

"Yes mother of course we'll look after her," the eldest Karina said.

"We'll look after the runt," another, Hilde said.

"Wouldn't want he to get hurt now would we?" Hilda, Hilde's twin, asked 'innocently'.

"Nyasia will be fine," the eldest boy, Robert, said.

"Yeah!" cried Andrea, the sister closest to Nyasia's age.

"This so calls for a nooogie!" Said David, her younger older brother who was fourteen.

"Nooo!" Nyasia yelled and hid behind her father. "No! No noogies!"

"Now break it up children!" The father said. All seven of the teens glared up at him. "Eep… Teenagers." Their expressions softened a bit.

Nyasia looked out from behind her father and spotted her neighbor, "Sirius!" she yelled really loud so that half of the station looked at her. She gave the trademark Rucker look and everyone went on their way.

"Nyasia," Sirius breathed, "god don't go that to me! You gave me such a fright!" He paused, "but whoa! Where's your trunk so I can go and sit with you?"

"The last compartment, need to say bye to my mum then I'll be right with you aighty?"

He smiled and nodded.

"Mummy!" Nyasia said and gave her a big hug.

"Oh my little girl!" A tear leaked out of the woman's eye. "I'm going to miss you so much!" She kissed her daughters cheek.

"I know mum! I'll miss you bunches too! And I'll seagull you and pop's lots! And then you'll get a lot of owls from the teachers saying how much a trouble maker I am!" Nyasia winked a big mahogany eye and kissed her mothers cheek.

"Oh Nyasia." Her mother mock scolded. "You better get going! But remember to mail me if you need anything!" Her pushed her child off towards the compartment her trunk was in.

Nyasia said good bye once more and ran full throttle to the end compartment that Sirius was in.

When she ran through the door she looked on as Sirius stared down Lucius Malfoy, the slimy prat.

"What's going on here?" Nyasia inquired.

"This git won't get out of our compartment." Sirius spat at Malfoy.

"Your compartment, who ever said it was yours?" Lucius asked.

"I did!" Sirius announced.

"Well it isn't!" Said another voice she recognized as William Wilkes who was standing behind Malfoy.

"Shove it and get out!" Sirius roared at them.

"What, want to fight or something?" Malfoy asked.

Nyasia got in his face and said, "Maybe we do!" and threw herself on the blonde haired boy.

"Meow. Feisty!" Wilkes said and received a good punch that Muhammad Ali would have been jealous of.

She gave him a good right hook and a few good kicks and then he started to beg.

"GET HER OFF OF ME!" Lucius said.

"Only if you get out!" Sirius proposed.

"Deal!" Lucius cried.

"Ok!" Nyasia sprung off of him, "I'll be glad to get off of you. Its seems as if you were enjoying that a bit to much!" She grinned evilly and flashed her eyes towards his pleather pants, "Is that Windex? Cause I can see my reflection."

The two children howled with laughter as the two boys walked out muttering about perverts or something on that term. A whistle blew somewhere and the train lurched foreword. "Off we go!" Sirius finally choked out.

"That was to funny!" Nyasia proclaimed really loudly after she too clamed down.

The dynamic duo started to play and exciting game of exploding snap. It was their seventh game (the games ended really short because they just wanted the other to get their face blown up) when some one asked loudly, "Can I sit here?" The two looked up and surveyed their new occupant. He has disheveled black hair, bright blue eyes, was quite tall like Sirius, and had black round glasses.

"You aren't Lucius or William so I guess." Nyasia said curtly. The boy flopped down onto the ground and watched them play.

"I'm James." He said randomly after a minute or so of silence.

"Sirius," said the other fairly tall boy with brownish black hair and brown eyes.

The short girl with dusty brown hair and deep brown almost black eyes stood up and said, "Nyasia Rucker, seventh child of the Ruckers," she mocked bowed and went on, "I love to run havoc with my best pal Sirius here." She pointed to the boy next to her.

"Lupin, Remus Lupin, at your service!" Said a new voice. They all turned their heads to look at the new boy. He has light brown hair and blue gray eyes. He was just a bit shorter then Sirius and James. "What?" he asked, "I seemed like a good time to introduce myself!" Every one looked at each other and cracked up laughing.

About an hour later there where at peace once again and talking about their families. "Well," started James, "I'm an only child. It gets quite boring up in Kent, being the only wizarding child up there my age."

"Really?" Asked Remus. "I have two brothers, they are squibs, Sucks for them really. I live way out in Whales. It was one hell of a drive for my family."

"Bet it was." Said Sirius. "I live out in Bristol. I have a little brother who is two, he's named Alfred, Al for short."

"Well I like right next door to Sirius! And I have two older brothers and four older sisters. Karina, she's the oldest, seventeen, and head girl. She's in Ravenclaw with my younger older brother David, who's fourteen and the biggest prankster at Hogwarts so far. They are so like my Great grandfather, all wise and stuff. But Sirius and I will so be changing that! We are like the biggest pranksters ever!

"Robert, he's sixteen and in Slytherin. He takes after my father, and that was fathers' house. Robbies a perfect and really nice! Ask Sirius he'll tell you!" Sirius nodded.

"Then Andrea she's thirteen and in Hufflepuff. That was my grandmums house. Then the twins, Hilda and Hilde, identical to the birth marks on their left feet, are in Gryffindor, my mums house. Oh I so want to be in Gryffindor. It seem far the best."

They got into a big long conversation on the schoolhouses and quidditch. When Remus told them he supported the Whimborn Wasps Nyasia and Sirius cracked up laughing and told them the Puddlemorr United was far better then the Wasps would ever be.

A while later a girl with long red hair knocked on the doorframe and asked if she could sit there with them.

Nyasia stood up with her nose high in the air, "Now why do you want to sit here with us?"

The girl backed a step back and said, "Well like every where else is full and so boring. And then this little pale rat boy is like stalking me I swear! I mean, lets all barf now!" Sirius and Nyasia cracked up once again. "What's so funny?" she asked. "Oh yes, by the way, I'm Lily, Lily Egan."

"Lily, have a seat," Nyasia said to her and started to recall what had happened earlier in the compartment.

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When the Hogwarts Express stopped the five first years where rolling on the floor laughing, and getting tangled in their robes from stories of their younger years.

They exited the train, still laughing and a loud voice boomed over them, "Firs' years! Firs' Years this way!" A giant called over the crowd. "Is tha' 'nother Ruckah?"

"Werd! What is up Hagrid!?" Nyasia called.

"Nothin' really. Now mind yer selves!" He led them to a platoon of boats and said, "Four to a boat! Only four now!"

Sirius, Remus, James, and Lily hopped in a boat and Lily looked bashful. "Sorry Nyasia."

"Oh don't be sorry. This will be interesting." She wiggled her eyebrows at Sirius.

He looked at her and pointed to Lucius Malfoy's boat, which only had three people in it. "Thinking what I'm thinking?"

"Oh yeah." She winked at them as she strutted off to the boat. "So we meet again Luci old chap?" She asked as she hopped in the boat shaking it severely.

The boats lurched foreword as Lucius said, "I'm not your chap, and don't call me Luci." He gave her an icy glare that almost matched hers, but wasn't as effective.

"Oh damn, thought you where, guess not!" She started whistling a tune, then tapping to it with her foot. Then finally she started to randomly sing, "My yellow submarine! My yellow submarine!" She was belting it out now as every one of the first years looked her way.(some even laughing) "WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE!!"

"SHUT UP!" Lucius yelled loudly.

"HELL NO MAKE ME RUNT!" Nyasia blared to him.

"THEN I WILL!" He lunged at her and he fell onto the boats seat. She got him in a half nelson but he flipped he over the boat making them both land in the water. There the two first years still kept fighting by kicking and pinching each other.

"Break it up! Break it up!" yelled Hagrid. "You Malfoy's and Ruckers ar' a 'andfull!" Hagrid pulled Nyasia back into the boat with the two boys and places Lucius into the boat with himself.

When the boats started off again, Sirius and James were humming the Yellow Submarine.

When they got off of the boat Sirius, James, and Remus high fived Nyasia and laughed about Lucius. Lily however power dried Nyasia and snickered about the 'pale rat boy'.

When they walked into a chamber a stern young witch came out and introduced herself as Professor McGonagall. "Welcome to Hogwarts. The start of the term banquet will begin shortly. That is where you will be sorted into the four houses, Slytherin, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, and Gryffindor. Each house has its respected history. Now while you are in these houses they will be like your family. Also, breaking rules might take points away from the houses, as being respectful will add points to your houses point total. The house with the most at the end of the year wins the house cup." She paused, "Get yourselves ready, I will be back."

As she walked out a bunch of ghosts sailed in through the ceiling above the first years.

"Sir Nicholas De Mimsy Porpington!" The Rucker child yelled to one with ruffs and tights.

The ghosts looked at Nick, who looked at Nyasia and shook his head, "Another Rucker child I assume?" She nodded.

"So how's life….well death?" some of the first years sniggered.

"Not bad today actually." He smiled.

"How's the head?" She inquired.

"Staying attached, thank goodness." The conversation was cut short when McGonagall walked in.

She cleared her throat and said, "Form a line and follow me."

Remus was the last in line, then Sirius, Nyasia in front of him, James and then Lily.

Lily giggles and said to Nyasia, "I feel bad for you, being in between two smelly boys and all." She indicated James and Sirius.

"Hey we aren't that smelly!" Sirius commented.

"Yes," James smelled his armpits, "Then again, we might be." Remus laughed quietly.

"So very true, and that's why I have to breathe through my nose!" Nyasia remarked.

"Ugh!" the two boys said together as they crushed Nyasia in between them.

"Ahhh! Killer Squish Attack!" Yelled David, Nyasia's younger older brother. The hall burst out laughing.

When Mcgonagall brought out the sorting hat and stool, the hall became silent immediately.

The five looked on as the sorting hat's brim ripped and it started to sing:

The day's still new,

The nights not old,

But don't be fooled,

I'm the sorting hat of many years,

Don't try to hide

What might be there,

I can always see where to put thee

Now try me on for size,

To see where you be,

May it be Ravenclaw,

Brains and Wits to be there,

But loyal you are,

Always just,

A big must,

That's a Hufflepuff,

But maybe you're a Slytherin

Here you'll make true friends,

Cunning and Sly they are,

Now maybe you're courageous,

Danger, you laugh at it, that's your nerve,

A True Gryffindor you will be.

So place me on your heads,

And just relax,

I'm just a logical cap!

The whole hall burst out into wild applause after it has finnished.

The first of the five to be sorted was Sirius, he was instantly put into Gryffindor. Next was Lily, and before it covered her eyes it yelled out "GRYFFINDOR!" Remus was the next of the five, it took a while for him to be sorted, but in the end, he was also a Gryffie. Next it was James' turn and it took no less then a nano second to figure out where he would be, Gryffindor.

As James sat down, McGonagall called, "Rucker, Nyasia."

"How many Rucker's are there?" shouted someone from the Slytherin table, Robert kicked the kick under the table.

Nyasia stepped out of the diminished line with a bright smile on her face and sat down onto the stool. She pulled the Sorting Hat over her eyes.

Rucker, how many more? The hat asked.

I'm the last for now. She replied.

So, I see you like to mess around.

Yep

Really sneaky at it too.

Not really.

I have all the rights to put you in, SLYTH…

Don't put me in there. My friends aint there.

What about your brother?

What about him?

Oh what about HUFFLE…

Um no, I don't think so.

RAVEN……..

No, Mr. Hat you now where I'm suppose to be!

Yes! And that's SLYTH…..

NO IT'S

GRYFFINDOR!, the hat shouted, I was just shittin ya.

Nyasia laughed as she ran over to sit with her friends at the Gryffindor table. James, Sirius, Remus, and Lily where on their chairs hollering at her.

"Slytherin, you prat!" Sirius told her.

Nyasia stuck her tongue out at him and said, "The hat said it was just shittin with me! Why me!" She faked fainted and they all laughed as the sorting went on.

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End on Part one!

A/N now how was that? Was it as insane as I thought it was? And yes I finally got off my butt to type it up Roxi. So every one Thank Roxi if you liked this. Next part coming out soon! (with snape and more Lucius!)

Later!

Scratches, KitKat (which ever you prefer)