I laughed as we ran away with the whole bowl of candy from yet ANOTHER rich dude's house. I looked over at Butters. She was dressed up as a cat. She had ears, a tail connected to her black leggings, one of my over-sized black sweaters, black Nikes, and a collar that had a bell on it and said 'PUSSYCAT' on it. I was a Biker. Complete with black leather jacket, leather pants, black combat boots, black shirt, bandanna, and black sun glasses. When we got back to her house, we ran to her room to see what we got. We poured all of the candy on her bed. We hit the mother load. Mostly Hershey's chocolate. She kicked off her shoes and took off the ears and said, "Dude if candy could be traded in for money we'd be set for life" I kicked off my shoes instead and said, "Well, we could sell it at school for unreasonable prices" "Nah, I wanna eat it" she said sticking her tongue out.

After a while we finished counting it "164 KitKats, 2 Milky Ways, 37 M&Ms, 58 packages of Dots, 43 Tootsie Rolls, a PushPop, 98 lollipops, pretzels, 3 Starbursts, 71 Smarties, and 278 Hershey's chocolate." She said dreamily.

"We've hit the mother load, babe" I said. We immediately opened it and started eating everything. She stole my only Milky Way and stuffed half of it in her mouth. I stared at her with wide eyes then said, "You son of a bitch. You're eating my candy." She took the other half that she didn't eat yet and said, "Still have this." She said pointing at the half eaten Milky Way in her mouth. I playfully glared at her. "Give it." I demanded. She pointed to it again and slowly chewed away at it. I quickly tried to reach for it. Key word: TRY. She just smacked my hand away. I smirked as I got an idea. She closed her eyes to laugh and I quickly shot forward to grab it with my mouth. But before I did she put It all in her mouth.

Our lips crashed together and our eyes quickly shot open. We froze completely. I stared into her big, shocked, beautiful lime green orbs. Holy shit. She's gonna kill me. I quickly separated us and looked at her, expecting her to yell and pound me into the ground. She grabbed the back of my head and dragged me downstairs. She opened the door, most likely to kick me out. But instead of immediately slamming the door she brought my head forward towards hers. She closed her eyes while mine shot open.

Alright, time for Butch processing.

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She's kissing me. Holy shit, she's kissing me.

She started to pull away since I was just standing there like an idiot. But I quickly reacted and pulled her back. We stood there in front of her house, basically stuck together, until air was a major problem. When we parted, the only thing we could do was stare at each other in total silence. I opened my mouth to speak but she just ran into her house, closing the door behind her.

I slowly turned around and walked down her house's walkway, taking off to fly home. As I rose into the air, I heard something coming towards my head. I quickly turned around and caught it in my hand, looking in the direction it came from. I looked to see Buttercup smiling and closing her window.

I blinked a few times in surprise before I opened my hand to see what she threw at me.

A Milky Way.

I smirked at it as I flew away, opening the candy and slipping it into my mouth.

I'm not sure about Buttercup, but I think Milky Ways are my new favorite candy.


Hi, this is pretty short but hey, first One Shots are fun. Review please? Trust me, I need the criticism. Badly.