Everything You Know Is Gone
By: A.C.P.
Original By: "Wierd Al" Yankovic
A slight background: I have a friend who is obssesed with Quatre. She (Will remain
nameless) gets quite angry when you make references to Quatre being gay or going crazy.
So, solely to piss her off, I will be releasing a series of fics about the mentioned topics
until she attacks me with her father's pitchfork. Enjoy!
I was drivin' down by Colony 13
with my sister inside the shuttle
When suddenly the beam came out from behind me and I had to shield my eyes
I guessed is it Col. Treize or Lady Une
Is it One or Two or Three
Could it be Oz or Five or anyone else
I probably would have kept on guessing
but about that time I ran into a suit
And as I stood there thinking on the event
Finally I hear a voice in my blonde head
It's digital and it tells me...
Everything you know is gone
Black is White, Up is Down, and Short is Long
And all those things you deemed important do not matter,
Everything you know is gone
Just forget the past and kill 'em all
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is gone
I went to 13 to fetch a few heads
when I accedentally blew up the colony
And I saw things in my head that looked a lot like my pa
I noticed I blew it up and tried to take my own life
And said "NO" really loudly
And then warned everyone to stay away
When they didn't I turned around and blew the hell out of my "friend"
So I, afterward, stumbled back
And then the voice came back and said...
Everything you know is gone
Black is White, Up is Down, and Short is Long
And all those things you deemed important do not matter,
Everything you know is gone
Just forget the past and kill 'em all
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is gone
(Solo of Quatre and his little coo-coo laugh)
I was just about to save my "friend"
When that other guy charged into me
And to make a long story short
I couldn't save him and he "died"
So now I'm inside the colony and Heero's there
And it's obvious he doesn't like the idea of me going out
He tells me that I'm crazy
Well, he lets me out anyway
And later on he gives me the ZERO system again
So now that voice is screaming...
Everything you know is gone
Black is White, Up is Down, and Short is Long
And all those things you thought were so damn important aren't there 'cause of the fact
Everything you know is gone
Just forget the past and kill 'em all
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is gone
Everything you know is gone
Everything you know is gone, gone, gone, gone!
If you wish me to continue these fics all in relation to the mentioned topics above, R&R.
Thank you.
By: A.C.P.
Original By: "Wierd Al" Yankovic
A slight background: I have a friend who is obssesed with Quatre. She (Will remain
nameless) gets quite angry when you make references to Quatre being gay or going crazy.
So, solely to piss her off, I will be releasing a series of fics about the mentioned topics
until she attacks me with her father's pitchfork. Enjoy!
I was drivin' down by Colony 13
with my sister inside the shuttle
When suddenly the beam came out from behind me and I had to shield my eyes
I guessed is it Col. Treize or Lady Une
Is it One or Two or Three
Could it be Oz or Five or anyone else
I probably would have kept on guessing
but about that time I ran into a suit
And as I stood there thinking on the event
Finally I hear a voice in my blonde head
It's digital and it tells me...
Everything you know is gone
Black is White, Up is Down, and Short is Long
And all those things you deemed important do not matter,
Everything you know is gone
Just forget the past and kill 'em all
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is gone
I went to 13 to fetch a few heads
when I accedentally blew up the colony
And I saw things in my head that looked a lot like my pa
I noticed I blew it up and tried to take my own life
And said "NO" really loudly
And then warned everyone to stay away
When they didn't I turned around and blew the hell out of my "friend"
So I, afterward, stumbled back
And then the voice came back and said...
Everything you know is gone
Black is White, Up is Down, and Short is Long
And all those things you deemed important do not matter,
Everything you know is gone
Just forget the past and kill 'em all
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is gone
(Solo of Quatre and his little coo-coo laugh)
I was just about to save my "friend"
When that other guy charged into me
And to make a long story short
I couldn't save him and he "died"
So now I'm inside the colony and Heero's there
And it's obvious he doesn't like the idea of me going out
He tells me that I'm crazy
Well, he lets me out anyway
And later on he gives me the ZERO system again
So now that voice is screaming...
Everything you know is gone
Black is White, Up is Down, and Short is Long
And all those things you thought were so damn important aren't there 'cause of the fact
Everything you know is gone
Just forget the past and kill 'em all
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is gone
Everything you know is gone
Everything you know is gone, gone, gone, gone!
If you wish me to continue these fics all in relation to the mentioned topics above, R&R.
Thank you.