Perfect Angles
"Edward come on I don't want to be late for school", Alice my little sister, hyper active, bipolar more like, a cheerleader. 'Yes god for bid we get there one hour before the bell, seriously Alice why, do you want to get there so early for', we usually get there early but one hour is just redicules. "Please the school president has to be there to escort the new kids around', shit that's right I have to pretend to be nice to two people from Texas today, hale I think their names are. "Ah right yes. Hmmm lets go, Ali, to the Volvo", okay that sounded bad even to me, " aren't you forgetting something Eddiekins" fuck that Eddiekins, seriously, ' Alipoo what's that' yea take that, "um well em is still in bed", ah shit, I storm up the stairs to wake that ass up, seriously he sleeps more than anyone I know. I smash on his door, and slam it open. 'Ah fuck em, dude', I fucking run out of there, seriously who sleeps in the nude these days especially with no fucking covers on, I'm scared for life. " get you ass up where going in 5 with or with out you', thump, what the fuck is he doing, wait no I don't want to know, yep Alice can wake him up the next no make that every time he is gunna make us late. " alright lets go Eddie', that's it I'm gunna kill him. My older brother Emmett lives to piss me off, we love him though, he is huge quarter back for the school, and he is like a bear cuddly. 'Em wear some fucking clothes to bed god dammit' fuck him, he just smiles and walks to the car, ahh, this is not my day. I get in the car and turn it on.
Tonight we're going har-har-ha-ha-ha hard
Just like the world is our-our-ah-ah-ah ours!
We're tearing it apar-par-par-pa-pa-pa part
you know we're superstars
We R who we R
(We r who we r by kasha, yea that song is the shit)
I turn my head to look at em, and he just has this little innocent smile on his face, I sneer at him, I turn that shit off and start to drive. 'Eddie put this on, it is so good please, pretty please with a Cherrie on top', I put the stupid cd in cause if I don't I'm gunna get him saying that all that way to school and I really don't need that.
I forgot to wear my cross tonight
I left my garlic at home
It's so dumb but it's so fun
To wander 'round the city alone
I'm runnin', fallin' down
Chase me all around this town
And now you've finally got me
What am I to do?
Sexy vampire,
I'm falling in love
So just bite me baby
And drink all my blood
Oh yeah
Sexy vampire
I'm falling in love with you
So do what you want to do
Sexy vampire
I'm falling in love
So just bite me baby
And drink all my blood
Oh yeah
Sexy vampire
I'm falling in love with you
'Cause you need my plasma more than I do.
(Sexy vampire by Fright Ranger)
Emmett and Alice are singing on the top of his lungs all the way to school. We get out of the car and everyone is looking at us, we just walk to our usual spot, Alice runs off and hugs the other cheerleader with a high pitched squeal you can here there fucking shopping talk all the way here. Emmett goes off to Tyler and Mike both on the team with him, they start talking about last night game and the girls join in, I walk up to them and join in. 'Hi Edward how was your night' ah Bella, she is wearing a cheerleading uniform, brown hair short, she is nice, really shy my sisters best friend and has a crush on me, I like her, but not attracted to her. Might be if she was muscular, is a blonde, has a scruffy chin, and a dick, yea I'm gay, I have come out to my family but, we don't boast it around forks, I used to date Embry down in La push it was to hard, so he ended up dating Quil where still friends tho. Bella is still looking at me and I realized she is waiting for an answer, ' yea it was good excuse me' I don't want to be rude but I'm not going to encourage her either, "harsh dude harsh, she wants a piece of ya eddie, why don't you just give it to er' Ah Mike thanks for the advice but no way, although you only the other hand ah shit don't think of Mike naked don't think Mike naked, ah dead puppies, old people kissing, Emmett naked ah good bye boner, hello worst picture to have ever. Ding Ding Ding, Edward Cullen ,Alice Cullen please report to the principle. Ah new students, 'alright guys see you later, duty calls', I walked as fast as I could greeting students as I went, yea it feels good to be popular. I never used to be I was a weird kid as a first year, I was into books, scrawny and pimply, that was till junior year when I started to jog every after noon, and pro active. I knocked on the principles door. 'come in, ah the Cullen's this is Rosalie and Jasper Hale', She was tall, maybe as tall as Emmett and he was freakishly tall, she was thin and really pretty, guys would be all over in this school. She wore a skirt and really small tank. And he was OH a wet dream on legs, Tall, Muscular, a flannelette shirt rolled up his arms, ripped jeans that fit so good, Cowboy boots, he had dirty blond curly hair and a 5 o clock shadow, grey eyes, a chiseled jaw that I just wanted to lick. Ah fuck there he his, Edward Junior making an entrance, yea he ain't going down anytime soon, lucky for me I'm wearing baggy jeans today. As I was checking him out I swear to god he was looking at my dick, but I just put that as my imagination, this guy is no way gay. 'Hi it's a pleasure to meet ya Edward' oh god an accent, just kill me now and I will die in fucking heaven. I could see the principle talking but I couldn't hear it all I could hear was Jaspers breathing so close to me in and out in and out, ah even his breathing is sexy, I wonder if his lips are as soft as they look, " so I gave him your schedule and Rosalie has Alice'. Ah fuck my schedule so sex on legs turned out to be my dicks worst nightmare, can you die of blue balls, god I hope not, this is gunna be a fucking long ass year.