This story is for all of my bros, i.e. All Justin Bieber haters. If you like Justin Beaver, do not read, if you do anyways, don't flame. You have been warned. Rated T for swearing, mass amounts of "In yo face" moments and huge amounts of Justin Beaver hating.

Summary: A new camper has arrived at camp half-blood, an arse with the ego the size of Olympus called Justin Bieber, now, is he really a half-blood? Or just a useless mortal that was a 'lucky one' to accidentally bypass the border? Join our favourite campers through the difficult process of getting Beaver's head out of his arse! Three-shot.

Pairings: Percy/Annabeth, Jason/Piper, Leo/Reyna (GO TEAM LEO), Travis/Katie, Hazel/Frank, Grover/Juniper.

Time set: 6 months after the giant war, said couples above have all gotten together.

Disclaimer: I do not own Percy Jackson (sadly), nor am I Justin Beaver (Thank god)

Chapter 1

Although Camp half-blood was the safest place on Earth for demigods, that didn't mean that it would keep out absolutely everything outside, there were the occasional monster, or even, in some cases, the "lucky ones", which happened to be unfortunate mortals.

No one

"Campers, we have a new camper here. He is an undetermined demigod that had stumbled into the borders of camp the early hours of this morning. He was only informed of the Gods not long ago. This is Justin Bieber, please, do make him feel welcome." said Chiron.

A boy around the age of 17 stepped forward. (A/N He's 19, I know. But let's make him slightly younger to fit the age of the other campers, but let's make it that he's 17 but has already sung Boyfriend and done all that shit that he's done now in 2013) He wore a leather jacket over a white t-shirt, a dog-tag like necklace was hung around his neck, very tight black skinny jeans and black shoes. (I literally gagged when I had to look it up) But his hair stood out the most; it was slicked and gelled upwards in a curve, in which the Hermes cabin fought to contain their laughter at how stupid it looked.

"Justin, you can go sit at the Hermes table." said Chiron. Justin gave the old centaur a look, as if to say if he was crazy of not, in which Travis and Conner watched, looking offended.

"Over there." said the centaur.

Justin made a loud 'Oh…' and put his hands up.

"It's okay guys, I got it." he said, before slauntering over to the Hermes table and plopped himself on an empty spot beside Travis.

Annabeth, Percy, and practically everyone at camp was already starting to not like this new kid as they began to eat their dinner, that is, of course, after they'd sacrifice their food.

"So, do you actually believe that freak." asked Justin casually as he ate his pie that was on his plate noisily.

The table, and the ones surrounding the Hermes table who heard, turned and gaped at him, some of the girls in awe, most in disgust.

"Excuse me?" said Travis.

Yeah, the son of Hermes had met some rude people before, but no one could compare how rude that one statement was.

"Travis." hissed Conner as he held down his brother.

"Chiron is not freak, you may have trouble accepting that Greek 'myths' are real, but it's not an excuse to call them "freaks". Chiron's a centaur." said Max, a daughter of Hermes.

Justin raised his hands, in an over-exaggerated mock-surrender.

"Hey, I'm sorry, sorry. God. I didn't mean it." He said.

The campers turned back to their meals, though Max continued to glare at him.

"It's gods." She huffed, before turning back to her meal.

"What's her problem?" he whispered to the boy next to him, which happened to be Travis.

"What's your problem?" he said back, glaring.

"Look, newbie. If you weren't new here, I would've taken all of those 600 bucks in your wallet. But if I were you, I'd keep my mouth shut before the Ares cabin gets to you." And with one last glare, Travis got up and left the mess hall with the ones who'd already left.

Time skip – the next morning

"Annabeth, can I see you for a moment?"

The daughter of Athena nodded as Chiron led her away from the Athena table.

"Is it alright, if you could, say, show the new camper around? Travis and Conner in on kitchen duty, due to the recent…er…event that had something to do with the Demeter cabin."

Annabeth rolled her eyes, remembering the three goats that had somehow ended up on the roof of the Demeter cabin.

"Sure thing, what's his name again?" she asked.

"Justin, Justin Bieber. " he replied.

"Justin Beaver?" asked Annabeth.

"No, Bieber." He said.

"Right." She said, before she headed towards the Hermes table.

"Justin? Yeah, I'm Annabeth, daughter of Athena. I'll be showing you around camp." said Annabeth.

Justin slowly stood as he stretched.

"Sure thing, babe." He said.

Annabeth glared as he got close to his face.

"Do not, ever, call me babe if you want to keep your balls, got it?" she hissed.

"Feisty, me like." He said.

Annabeth reached for her dagger, but before she could grab it, a hand stopped her.

"Annabeth, don't."

Annabeth looked up to see Percy standing next to her. Said daughter of Athena sighed, before straightening up.

"Let's go." She barked, before storming off towards a place that looked like a climbing wall with lava falls around it.

But before Justin could slaunter after her, someone grabbed him on the wrist. Justin turned, to see the sea-green eyed boy that had stopped Annabeth earlier. The boy easily towered over him, having being at least 6 foot tall, while Justin was 5'7.

"Look, I don't know who the Hades you are, but if you do that again, I swear, Annabeth would not hold back." He hissed, a glare fiercer than a wolf.

"And who the fuck are you to tell me what to do?" said Justin arrogantly.

"Percy Jackson, son of Poseidon." He replied.

"Look, 'Percy Jackson son of Poseidon', I don't know who the hell you are, and I don't care. But I sure as hell have got more followers on twitter than you, so get the fuck out of my face before I beat you into a pulp." replied Justin with a sneer, before shoving 'Percy' as hard as he could.

That didn't have the affect he wanted.

Percy merely stepped backwards as he shook his head.

"What, too much of a wuss to fight me?" sneered Justin.

"No, I think you need to stop being a hypocrite."

And with that, 'Percy' went off to who knows where, leaving Justin to roll his eyes and go after where Annabeth just went off to.

"So, you are Belieber?" he asked.

"I don't think I want to know what that is." Was Annabeth's reply as she showed him the arena, which happened to be the last thing Annabeth had on her list.

"So these places, do we actually have to move and do things?" he asked.

"Ye-Justin, my eyes are up here." She growled, forcing him to meet his glare.

"Hey, what are you doing later?" he asked, ignoring Annabeth's command.

Her glare hardened even more, if that was even possible.

"None of your business. Now, unless you want to get your arse kicked, I'd suggest you go and pick up a sword, ask Jason over in the Zeus cabin to teach you the basics of sparring." She commanded.

"Who's Jason? Derulo?" he asked.

Annabeth gave him a strange look, and shook her head.

"No, the blond super-man over there." She said, pointing to the boy with golden-blond hair who was talking to a girl by the lake.

"Wait, if he's Superman, than I will be Batman, and you can be my Batgirl." He said.

Annabeth could only stare at him, disliking this boy more and more.

"Okay, first of all, Batman and Batgirl? Just…no. And second of all, just stop with your failed attempts at flirting, I don't feel like killing people today." She said, before walking away.

Justin stared at her retreating figure until he couldn't see her anymore; he then turned and headed towards the lake. 'Heh, I like girls that are hard to get.' He thought. As he finally got out of earshot, Annabeth let out a tired sigh.

"Zeus help me."

A/N Next chapter: I promise to have more in-yo-face moments and its gonna get funnier, thanks for reading! :)