(America's POV)
It was all a normal day...Sort of. Well, normal, to US. The nations. The nations of the world. As in England, Russia, Germany, China, et cetera.
"Countries?!" You're probably shouting. "Then why the heck are you freakin' eleven year-olds in the description?!"
Well, my friend, that is a long, long story, full of...Laughs and...Violence and...Stuff, that you obviously put in stories.
I'm not the best story-teller. So, I'm just going to tell you the way it is-
I was really excited today, because for once, they would all be listening to me. YEAH, ME, ALRIGHT! I am so cool, especially since I'm like the hero! No wait I AM the hero! Duh! Silly me, thinking I was LIKE the hero...
Hahahaha I am so awesome...
Anyways, each meeting, we took turns listening to each other. Sounds tiring, right? A lot if is boring stuff, like talking about pollution...I mean, trust me, I want to get rid of pollution, but why don't we just DO it instead of talk about it all the frick frackin' time?
Ugh. People. *Kicks wall* Like I was saying, I was excited. I had arrived early and everythibg, even before England! So I was waiting, waiting and waiting, waaaaiiitttttiiinnnngggggggg...
Waiting...
Still waiting...
Where the heck are they?
It's been twenty seconds!
Ugh.
So late.
So, so very very late...
By twenty seconds...
Now twenty-five seconds...
A minute!
Two!
HA I AM THE ULTIMA-
Shit, France, why'd you walk in now? And bickering with England, too!
Ah, and here comes China! Arguing with Japan and Italy!
I'm nervous now! I need a hamburger! Where's the McDonald's?
The McDonald's!
~Hetalia Potter. Time skip brought to you by Hedwig. She's an awesome dead owl.~
I returned to the meeting, feeling happy. Oh, I won't lie to you, I skipped out on it so I could get myself fifty nine hamburgers and twenty nine milk-shakes...But at least I felt happy now.
Hamburgers are my happy food.
Obviously.
"Well, I'm glad to see you could attend, ," Germany said coolly at the head of the table, blue eyes glaring at me. I smiled and flashed the peace sign.
"Aw, did you guys all wait for me?"
"Yes, I was just entertaining them with a presentation on my family's magic!" England said smugly, gesturing to some sort of box next to him full of stuff. Coooooooooool!
I ran over and picked up something that was squishy and smelled like jello.
"Ooooh what's this!" It was white with a gold circle in the middle and really sssqqquuuiiisssshhhyyyy!
"That," England said, snatching it out of my hand, "Is the eye of a unicorn."
"TOTALLY GROSS AND AWESOME MAN!" I shouted. "AND WHAT'S THIS?" I picked up a red pulsing object.
"The heart of a-"
"OH GOD GROSS!" I flung it at his face and began running around the table shrieking my head off because I had just touched that disgusting object...GROSS WHY THE HELL DOES HE HAVE A HEART?!
"Stop acting like a douche and sit down!" England said forcefully as I ran past him for the ninth time, and he flung out a hand to stop me. I slammed into it and toppled to the ground, my glasses skittering across the floor.
"MY GLASSES!" I shouted, my hand scrabbling for them. China handed them to me and I stuffed them on my face to see England glaring at me.
"Stop acting so childishly and sit down like a normal man!"
"Dude, I ain't normal, yo, I'm a hero!"
"Well, Mr-The-Hero-Is-Afraid-Of-Ghosts-And-Used-To-Pee-The-Bed-Every-Night, why don't you sit down?"
Crap I told him not to ever mention that!
Ignoring the shouts of laughter that came my way, I stomped back to my seat, feeling my face turn red. Why you have to be so mean England? :'(
"Well, as I was saying before the idiot arrived, I have discovered this amazing new spell!" England said, turning his green eyes to everybody else.
"What is it supposed to do?" Russia asked, his purple eyes eyeing the kit.
"I...! Have...No idea. But it's something good!" England grinned, then flipped open a large purple book I hadn't noticed before. He flipped through the pages, eyes swiveling across the paragraphs and his bushy eyebrows raised.
"Your going to try out a spell that you don't even now what it does?!" France exclaimed.
"Shut up, Frog! I know what I'm doing!"
"Clearly you don't if you don't know what the spell does," Germany sighed.
"Don't worry! I know what I'm doing..." England took a powdery blue stuff in his hand and held out, palm up, with the pile of blue powder, and he began to chant in a low voice,
"Ecalp nwonknu na ot su dnes. Efil dna cigam fo lluf dlrow a. Ecneirepxe siht morf nreal su tel."
I couldn't tell what he was saying. It definitely wasn't English! Or French. Or Spanish. I should know, I study a bunch of languages, and none of them fit this one! Though Latin is kinda close...But not really.
The blue powder in his hand was smoking now.
"Ecalp nwonknu-"
The door burst open and Romano, Italy's big brother, Prussia, and Canada burst in, Canada holding Kuma like always and Prussia having Romano in a headlock.
Everybody turned to look at them...Except England. His eyes were fixed on the blue powder, which had ignited multi-colored sparks...Red and gold, and green and silver and black and yellow, and blue and bronze.
"HELP ME, YOU STUPID POTATO-LOVING BASTARD!" Romano shouted at Germany who was nearest, while Prussia grinned saying,
"Awesome me!"
"Guys, please stop-!" Canada cried.
The blue powder in England's hands disintegrated, and the light went out in the room.
"Guys? GUYS WHAT'S GOING ON?!" I shouted into the darkness.
"My ear!" Italy's voice whimpered next to me.
"Sorry..."
"Hey, who turned off the lights? My awesome eyes can't see without it!" Prussia's voice was easily recognized.
"Ah! I can no longer see my beautiful face~"
"Prussia, get Romano out of this headlock!"
"About time, you damn potato-bastard!"
"PANDA WHERE ARE YOU?!"
"Itary you are stepping on my foot!"
"Turn it back on!" Russia's voice reached a high pitch at the end. I stifled a laugh. Was he afraid of the dark? No, my question was answered as he said,
"England!"
He'd been silent this whole time...I turned to look towards what I thought was his direction and saw nothing but a faint blue light...Which grew brighter and brighter.
"What's going-" I heard Canada's voice but suddenly the light shone so bright it nearly blinded me, and I felt blackness obscure my vision as I suddenly blacked out.