Disclaimer: This is complete and total FICTION. That means it never happened and is completely untrue. In fact, this is so far from the truth that it isn't even in the same country as the truth. I don't own anybody: Big Time Rush, the characters, and all referenced scenes belong to Nickelodeon, and I make no money off of this. I am not in any way implying said characters' sexual identities.

Mrs. Collins looked at Kendall after hanging up the phone. "Mr. Knight, please go to the principal's office. Take your things with you."

Kendall did as he was told; he didn't remember doing anything wrong this week. You see, he was the bad boy of Palmwoods JR/SR Academy; he was always getting in trouble. He was lucky he hadn't been expelled for some of the things he'd done (the beer-bottle bowling in the hallway had been fun- until the bottles shattered and made a mess. And then, there was the time he got the English teacher's car in the lobby…). He walked into the office. "Mrs. Johnson? Principal Byrd wanted to see me?"

"Ah, yes, Kendall. Go in." (It was probably bad that she knew him on a first name basis- but, again, he was the bad boy, so he was constantly in trouble). When Kendall got into Mr. Byrd's office, he noticed the cop. "Um, Principal Byrd, sir, you wanted to see me?"

"Yes Mr. Knight. This is Officer Grigsby from the Palmwoods Police Department. He'd like to ask you a few questions. Answer them- truthfully."

"Ok. What do you need to know Officer Grigsby?"

"Were you aware of a planned heist of the Palmwoods Hotel safe that occurred on September 24, 2011?"

"Yes sir."

"Why did you not report it?"

"I didn't think she'd actually do it. I thought she was just practicing for a movie role and was kidding. When I saw the news footage, I was shocked."

"Mr. Knight, I'm going to need to take you down to the station for some further questioning and to sign your sworn statement. You can call you mother from there."

"Ok. Principal Byrd, I'll call my mom, ok? She more than likely already knows anyway; I'm sure Officer Grigsby called her to get permission to speak to me."

"I have." Officer Grigsby said.

"Ok. I'll have your sister Katie get your homework." Principal Byrd said. "Oh, have you seen Mr. Mitchell? He's not in school today; he never misses school."

"Yeah. Logan was sick this morning, so my mom said he could stay home. I was going to check on him at lunchtime."

"Ok. I'll have Katie get his homework too. Take him Officer Grigsby; he's all yours."

"Thank you sir." Officer Grigsby handcuffed Kendall and led him to the police car, shoving him in the backseat. They had driven a mile or so when Kendall asked, "Uh, Officer Grigsby? Can you unhandcuff me?"

"Kendall, there's no one around now, so you can call me Logan. And no, I won't. I'm going to have some fun with you." Logan smirked into the rearview mirror, and Kendall thought, "I love my boyfriend". "Ok, Officer Logan, I'm all yours."

"Good. We need to make a quick stop, and then it's just you and me."