A/N: My first ever fanfic. This is a flames only story. I don't want any constructive criticism, compliments, or anything remotely nice. If you want to say something nice, either PM it to me or don't do anything at all. Truth be told, I love flames and I don't see enough on this site. That's why I wrote this. I didn't try to make it good. Although, it probably isn't much better than something I put effort into… also, I'm no longer allowed by my mother to reply to reviews, PMs, and I'm probably not allowed to review, either. So, if you review, or PM me, or I read your story, favorite it, but don't review, don't take it personally. I'm just trying not to get grounded. Again.

Disclaimer: Ahem. FANfiction. That answer your question?

One day, in Titans Tower, Starfire decided to make some Pudding of Pointlessness. She force-fed it to Beast Boy because that's all he's good for. He choked and died. Starfire chucked his body in the furnace. Gasp!

Downstairs, in the garage, Cyborg was fixing his "baby" because that's all he's good for. Then, a giant octopus crashed through the wall and attacked him! It squished him with its giant head, squeezed him with its giant tentacles, and finally ate him with its giant mouth. Once it finished its meal, the octopus escaped through the giant hole it created. Gasp!

Up on the roof, Raven was meditating. Because… that's all she's good for. She finished up and started walking downstairs. She slipped on a strategically placed ping-pong ball and cracked her head open on the stairs. And then, guess what happened! Her powers stopped working and she couldn't heal herself! Her body mysteriously vanished in a haze of smoke. Gasp!

Robin was training. Because. Well, you know, that's all he's good for. Suddenly, his punching bag blew up! It set his highly flammable, gel-covered head on fire. He died. His ashes were picked up and thrown in the ocean. Gasp!

Starfire was skipping along and being her usual, cheerful self. She went to the bathroom to wash off the blood and grime that she was covered in. She was in a VERY good mood. Starfire had just disposed of all of her teammates in very elaborate and creative ways. Because THAT is all she's good for. Gasp!

THE END

There you have it, people. Remember, I don't want advice on this particular story.

Let the flames begin!