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This is part of a series of Christmas one-shots written in various fandoms. Check out my other stories on my profile page for simple stories.
Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me
I've been an awful good girl
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
"And then there was the year that my parents bought me a pony. They got a little gray pony, when what I really wanted was a chestnut horse. I didn't talk to them for weeks!" Elliot said.
JD and Turk looked at each other, completely bored with the conversation. They both knew that Elliot had grown up rich and spoiled, but her extravagent list of gifts from years past was as boring as listening to one of the Kelso's lectures.
Santa baby, an out-of-space convertible too, light blue
I'll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
"Hey Elliot, what about a gift you actually liked?" Carla asked, trying to stop the conversation before it got too far.
"Well, there was the year my gay cousin got me the most adorable skirt. I wore that thing about once every other week, and pretty soon he told me that I was wearing it out of fashion. I tried to tell him that I was making everyone else want one, but they couldn't get them because they were all out of stock. Then my mother said I looked fat in it, so I never wore it again."
JD was amazed by how incredibly bored he was, considered he spent almost every second of every day with Elliot, what with living and working together. Even after working together, dating, breaking up, watching her get engaged to another man, getting back together again, etc, he still found himself in love with her, but also trying to figure out her crazy.
Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be oh so good
If you'd check off my Christmas list
Boo doo bee doo
Santa honey, I wanna yacht and really that's
Not a lot
I've been an angel all year
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
"Well, I'm getting Lady a yacht for Christmas. She's always wanted to sail around the world, and since I'm getting a three million dollar settlement from the creators of Inceptionfor them writing about my dreams without proper credit, now seems as good a time as any," Janitor said.
Everyone just went on ignoring him as they always do, though JD took a small break to daydream about a worldwide yacht cruise.
Santa cutie, there's one thing I really do need, the deed
To a platinum mine
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa baby, I'm filling my stocking with a duplex, and checks
Sign your 'X' on the line
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
"Well, I know what I would want for Christmas," Carla said. She paused, but no one asked her what that was.
"A new house. Our place is getting too cramped, especially with the baby coming." Carla rubbed her 8 month belly just to push her point home.
"Yeah, but baby, Izzy and the baby can share a room. The couch in the apartment fits my tushy just right," Turk said.
Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me
Boo doo bee doo
"My son Harrison wants me to buy him a diamond tennis bracelet. I told him if he can't get his new boyfriend to pay for it, then he's out of luck. Harrison doesn't even play tennis," Kelso grumbled.
"No, you see, a tennis bracelet isn't for when you play tennis," Elliot began to explain.
"Did I ask you sweetheart? No, I don't think I did." Kelso walked off.
Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring
I don't mean on the phone
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
JD lost himself in daydreams again. He hoped that he could one-up Elliot's gay cousin's skirt tonight. He imagined how Elliot would react when he went down on one knee, said just her first name, and asked her to marry him, just like she liked it. He figured a ring beat a skirt, right?
Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight
Merry Christmas! I hope Santa brings you all you want for Christmas.