SUPER MARIO 63
Chapter 1-The warm sunny morning
It was a warm sunny morning when something big and hairy came staggering over a hill. It had big, hairy arms, long bloody fangs and gigantic, size 25 feet. Suddenly a short, tubby plumber came dashing by. Was he going to leap on this terrifyingly scary monster's noggin and kill it? No he ran straight up to it and cried
"Peach, takea that horriblea costume off. It isa no Halloween yet! It isa next week you thicko!"
"No, Mario! You've got it all wrong!" said Peach.
"Remember the undercover mission?"
"Oh yesa where youa disguisea yourself asa Bowser!"
"Yes, and this is my disguise!"
"What the hella! That's a gorilla, nota Bowser! Wherea dida you buya costume?"
"Tesco of course."
"Oh no mama mia! You shoulda bought it ata sainsbury's ! What the hella, who cares where you bought it at, let's geta down to business. You go takea that stupida costume off and wea go infiltratea bowser'sa castle.