I own nothing. If I did... Kurt and Blaine would be married! Also fair warning (this is BEFORE Blaine moved to McKinley.
Blaine's POV
Today. Was a special day. It was Kurt, my boyfriend's, birthday. He was turning the ripe old age of eighteen, at least that's how he saw it. Mercedes, Rachel and I have been planning for three weeks to get everything perfect. We had everything planned, Rachel picked him up and drove him to school, once there Mercedes ambushed them both and Rachel and Mercedes dragged him to the choir room. Once there Kurt was bombarded with banners that spelled out: Happy Birthday Songbird! And cake that said 'Happy 18th Kurtie.' The Warblers and I left Dalton at exactly 12pm so we could get there at exactly 1pm because that's when Mr. Schue let Kurt and the rest of The New Directions skip their afternoon classes to celebrate. Mercedes met us at the front door.
"Sup Warblers!" She said once we were in the doors.
"Hey Cedes!" We all shouted.
"SHHHHHH!" Mercedes practically screamed.
"Sorry." We whispered back.
"Okay, Kurt is celebrating with everyone right now in the choir room. So do your stuff." Mercedes said gesturing for us to go.
"Thanks Cedes." I gave her a kiss on the cheek and we were gone. So was Mercedes, she was off to her car to get Kurt's present.
We found the choir room within a few seconds, it was the only room blasting show-tunes.
"Glasses on fellow warblers." Wes said.
We put our sunglasses on. My were neon pink and everyone else's was either black, white, blue or green. Once every Warbler had glasses on we went inside. We were welcomed with cheers and clapping.
"All right, all right. We have a special birthday present for a certain birthday boy. Kurt come here." Blaine said gesturing to a chair in front of himself.
"What are you doing here silly?" Kurt whispered as he sat down.
"You'll figure out in a second babe." I whispered back. "Okay! The Warbler's and I put a little together number for you. So just sit back and enjoy." I pointed at the band. "Hit it!"
Sugar
Mmm... ooh
She sits alone waiting for suggestions
He's so nervous avoiding all her questions
His lips are dry, her heart is gently pounding
Don't you just know exactly what they're thinking?
If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
Come on, sugar, let me know
And with that all The Warblers threw open their jackets as they did the pelvic thrust and Kurt looked
away in embarrassment and worrying that he would get an erection from the front Warbler.
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
Come on, honey, tell me so
At the end of the first line Blaine walked forward, grabbed Kurt's hand and put it on Blaine's abs.
Kurt smiled and laughed.
He's acting shy looking for an answer
Come on, honey, let's spend the night together
Now hold on a minute before we go much further
Give me a dime so I can phone my mother
They catch a cab to his high rise apartment
At last he can tell her exactly what his heart meant
If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
Come on, sugar, let me know
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
Come on, honey, tell me so
His heart's beating like a drum
' Cause at last he's got his girl home
Relax, baby, now we are alone
Ow
If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
C Come on, sugar, let me know
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
Come on, honey, tell me so
Tell me so, baby
Oh, If you want my body
"So?" The out of breath short warbler asked.
Kurt stood up and kissed him. They could hear 'awwww's' and 'ooooohhhhhs' coming from everyone.
When they finished Kurt smiled.
"Best present ever." Kurt whispered in Blaine's ear. "You'll be getting a present too later." They kissed
again.
The End