Pizza Cat Chronicles
By EB Minion
(As always, read and review, please! Anywho, the Disclaimer: Samurai Pizza Cats is distributive copywrite property of YTV and Saban Entertainment. Concept by Skullrama, Writing and stuff by EB Minion, and Basic Storyline Plots by Skullrama and EB Minion. Skullrama, if you don't review with your opinion, I'll get really mad. No offense to anyone, though, of course.)
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In a flash of light, Speedy Cerviche, the fearless white-armored cat, and bearer of the Magical Ginzu Sword appeared in the center of a stage with gold stripes all about him. Speedy was soon joined by his friends, Polly Esther, the optimistic pink-armored cat of love and passion, and Guido Anchovie, the romantic blue-armored swordsman of dexterity. As Polly and Guido joined Speedy in a tri-Pizza Cat stance, the background became that of Mt. Fuji and the Rising Sun.
"On the next..." Speedy began, immediately interrupted as an enormous cat stomped into the scene, right in front of the trio. It was General Catton, of the Rescue Team, in his red shirt, purple jeans, as well as his golden headband with the blue jewel in the center, and the very noticeable twin cannons that lay upon his back.
"PIZZA CATS!" General Catton shouted.
At the Pizza Cat Pizzeria, Big Al Dente, the Royal Counselor, and boss of the Pizza Cats, appeared on a television set.
"What's that?" Asked Francine, the money-loving, blonde haired cat in a green robe.
"Pizz- Ca-s!" Big Al exclaimed. The television set became a bit snowy, and Big Al's face was not as visible as before.
"You'-- -ot to d- someth---! The Big Ch--se is..." Big Al was suddenly cut off by the horrible reception.
"What in the world could THAT have been about?" Speedy asked Polly and Guido, who had been in the Pizzeria the entire time.
At the palace, things were far more mysterious, as four dark figures, followed by a horde of armored birds. The second figure in the formation of the four pointed his sword toward the rest of Little Tokyo.
"We have returned and are ready to fight! By this time next week, Little Tokyo will be all ours!" He spoke, giving an evil laugh, which pre-empted a small army of evil laughs from the rest of the group at hand.
Unbeknownst to this band of evildoers, Speedy, Polly, and Guido were watching their antics from above- on the very roof of the palace.
"Suuurrre. Who do these guys think they are?" Speedy asked to Guido as they looked on.
In an area of Little Tokyo, near the Pizza Cat Pizzeria, something appeared as though it had formed out of thin air! It was a giant robot, approximately the size of the palace itself, and this robot heavily resembled the Big Cheese! The giant robot walked around a bit, shaking the entire city with each step!
"What in the world IS that thing?" Speedy asked as he watched the scene from somewhere just outside of visibility.
Suddenly, all three of the main Pizza Cat team, Speedy, Polly, and Guido, of course, found themselves bound by a glowing substance as the left foot of this giant robot was about to come crashing down upon them!
"On the next, and very first episode of Pizza Cat Chronicles!" The Narrator screamed as the Pizza Cats and the giant robot faded into darkness.
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(I realize I MIGHT have put a tinny, tiny bit too much detail into this intro theme. If you feel the same way, and just wanna get to the story, skip to the next line of stars, okay?)
The city of Little Tokyo seemed rather peaceful as the ever-so-awesome Samurai Pizza Cats theme began to play for everyone, but with a rather darker tone, this time.
"Would SOMEBODY please cue those boids?" the Narrator asked politely. In response, Crow Magnon, Ronny Guisemuller, Cannonball Battery, and Rojo Mojo flew in front of the palace, holding 'Work For Hire' signs in their claws.
"Pizza Cat Chronicles!" shouted an unseen crowd of people as the words 'Pizza Cat Chronicles' sailed by the palace, knocking the Rude Noise off course so that all of their 'Work For Hire' signs landed on Emperor Fred's head as he was passing by in the fish market.
"Fuh-red!" he shouted as he stuffed the signs into his pocket.
"The Pizza Cats are back by popular demand!" The Narrator shouted, as the market became the old theater that the Pointless Sisters used to play at, with a giant band-aid on it. Inside was an audience cheering for something on the stage.
"Pizza Cat Chronicles!" Shouted the audience. As those same words sailed by again, the audience all ducked down in their seats.
Upon the stage were Speedy, Guido, and Polly, in their armor, of course, blowing kisses to the audience in the theater and taking large bows.
"All right!" The three Pizza Cats all shouted to the audience simultaneously, holding out their hands in peace signs.
"They still save the day whenever they can!" The Narrator exclaimed. The theater began to shake, so the Pizza Cats went outside to see what was wrong. A giant robot was attacking the palace! The Pizza Cats went into a multi-cat Ginzu Energy attack, and the combined powers of the blast blew the robot to smithereens!
"There's Speedy Cerviche, the White Cat if you will, mess with him or his friends and he goes in for the kill!" The Narrator exclaimed as Speedy transformed into his armor, when a large, trash can-like robot with arms and legs threw a bomb at Speedy. Speedy jumped out of the way just as the bomb went off, causing Speedy to "MEOW!" rather loudly. Speedy Cerviche jumped up and sliced the robot into quarters before the robot could flinch, then Speedy went into a stance, splitting his Magical Ginzu Sword into it and its twin sword, Blinky!
"Here's li'l Polly Esther, the passion-powered hero, mess with her and her hearts, your HP's down to zero!" The Narrator shouted. Polly transformed into her armor, before spinning in a circle, only to find herself surrounded by robots! Polly pulled out the last heart dagger on her belt, and she threw it. At the angle she had thrown it, Polly had created a boomerang effect, causing the dagger to cut through and destroy all of the robots at once! Polly then recovered her daggers, and joined Speedy, going into her own stance!
"Now Guido Anchovie, the ever-blue dude, he'll always save the town with his awesome attitude!" The Narrator exclaimed, chuckling along the way as Guido transformed into his armor, then grasped his Sunspot Umbrella, and spun it around, causing him to fly at a very rapid rate toward Speedy and Polly. The minute he landed, Guido held his umbrella in one hand, his sword in the other, and put the finishing touches on the full Pizza Cat Team Pose.
"Here they come, there they go! Pizza Cats- what a show!" shouted the audience back at the theater.
"You got it! They're so rad, they've got more fur than any rabbit ever had!" The Narrator chuckled gleefully as Princess Violet, in the palace, of course, put on a really agitated face.
"Hey!" She shouted, attempting to reprimand the Narrator
Back at the theater, the audience was still cheering as the Pizza Cats began dancing and posing all over the stage, joined by the Rescue Team, which consisted of General Catton, Meowzma, the cat in the dark-orange armor with goggles upon his head and drills and saw-blades along his satire, Bat Cat, the cat in ski glasses, blue armor with helicopter blades lining his back and small red wings on his sides, and Spritz T. Cat, the green-armored cat with the enormous hydro tank complete with attachments, attached to his back.
"They're stronger than old cheese..." Shouted some dude in the audience. Suddenly, a massive slice of moldy, 100 year-old cheese dropped from the roof of the stage toward the Pizza Cats!
"Stronger than old cheese!" Exclaimed the Narrator as Speedy leapt into the path of the plummeting brie piece, quickly thrusting his Magical Ginzu Sword forth into the giant hunk of cheese. A brilliant dark crimson cat's eye-like shape appeared in the hunk of cheese as it exploded, covering the audience in a melted cheese coating!
"Stronger than stone..." Yelled that same person from the audience as the Pizza Cats on stage were showered by foot-large rocks!
"Stronger than stone!" Claimed the Narrator when Guido jumped into the air, wielding his Sunspot Umbrella! The fabric of the umbrella top expanded quickly until it covered the entire stage, shielding all seven Samurai Pizza Cats from the rocks! The rocks bounced harmlessly off the sides of the umbrella.
"Their fierce battle cry..." Began another person in the audience, as General Catton cleared his throat, then roared loudly, imitating a lion.
"...Chills the bad guys to the bone!" The entire audience vigorously exclaimed as the Ninja Crows on the wooden frames above the stage shuddered in fright at General Catton's roar, dropping a few rocks. One of the crows even threw the large rock in his claws at the audience and flew away to hide near the left stage curtain.
"Pizza Cat Chronicles!" Shouted out the audience. As the giant words 'Pizza Cat Chronicles' sailed around the theater, it dragged all of the rocks that the Ninja Crows had been throwing along for the ride, when suddenly, the logo stopped abruptly, pouring pound after pound of small and large rocks on top of Lucille, who was sitting in the audience!
As Lucille lay buried in the rocks, the Narrator and audience outburst,
"They're fighting crime, ALL OVER TOWN!" Just when the Ninja Crows, Bad Bird, and the Rude Noise were flying down from the wooden frames above the stage, and began fighting the Pizza Cats. Lucille began to get out of the rock pile covering her, and her hairdo slowly opened...
"3..." shouted someone in the audience as a missile flew out of Lucille's hair!
"2..." exclaimed someone else as Lucille fired off another nuke.
"1..." yelled another person in the audience as Lucille fired off the third and final missile as she collapsed into the rocks.
"Pizza Cats are on the run!" exclaimed the Narrator as Speedy, Polly, Guido, General Catton, Meowzma, Bat Cat, and Spritz, who had all been dueling with Bad Bird, the Rude Noise, and the Ninja Crow fighting force before, were tipped off by the audience's shouting, and all seven of them ran out of the way as Lucille's missiles flew onto the stage, nuking every bird on stage into fried chicken!
Out on the streets of Little Tokyo, Jerry Attrick immediately confronted the Pizza Cats, Speedy, Polly, and Guido, as they exited the theater, pointing his sword toward them menacingly!
"Jerry Attrick is the bad guy, who's lower than low! 'Tis a rotten shame this geezer's back in Little Tokyo!"
As Jerry Attrick was about to leap into the air, Bad Bird, who was almost completely covered in soot, joined him.
"We've got a vengeful Bad Bird..." spoke the Narrator as Bad Bird looked to the Pizza Cats, and pointed a clawed finger toward the Pizza Cats.
Instantly, a horde of Ninja Crows flew out of nowhere and dog-piled on top of the three cats!
"...And 900 Ninja Crows..." The Narrator spoke as it seemed the Pizza Cats were finally defeated...
The sky in the city of Little Tokyo became incredibly dark, as a multi-colored bolt of lightning struck the place where the Samurai Pizza Cats were being beat down! In the street near the theater, the entire block was as dark as night, and the Ninja Crows, Bad Bird, and Jerry Attrick were one big soot pile, and they all let out mushroom-shaped smoky breaths at once.
"They'll always beat the baddies, that's a fact that everyone knows!"
"Lend the Pizza Cats some spirit, give 'em all a cheer..." The Narrator began as Speedy, Polly, and Guido found themselves trapped in the giant fist of a giant robot!
"...'Cause when you all start cheering, they will kick it into gear!" The Narrator explained as the three Pizza Cats struggled to free themselves from the mechanical titan's grasp.
"Pizza Cat Chronicles!" The audience, STILL in the theater, gave one last cheer as the words 'Pizza Cat Chronicles' sailed by the robot, splitting off, as 'Pizza' entered Speedy's body, 'Cat' entered Polly's body, and 'Chronicles' slammed into Guido. The robot's hand began to glow magnificently, and out flew, yes, FLEW the three cats in a new armor resembling that of their Extra-Topping Armor, only sleeker and updated-looking. The three super-powered kitties dove straight into the robots. After a mushroom cloud-esque explosion, the three cats, now in their regular armor, hovered in mid-air before the palace, going into an awesome Multi-Pizza Cat Pose.
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"Pizza Cat Chronicles!" Shouted Speedy Cerviche as he was enveloped in a flash of light, and sliced horizontally with his Magical Ginzu sword, then froze into a pose, as the words: 'The Big Cheese Strikes Back: Part One' appeared in front of him!
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The day had just begun in Little Tokyo, and yet the town was already bustling with activity. It had been only one month since Seymore, A.K.A., the Big Cheese had threatened to slam a comet into the town unless they made him their emperor, and it seemed as though Little Tokyo was getting to its feet again.
At Lucille's tea shop, Lucille had her brother, Wally, who always had a light brown face, who had those odd yellow horns curled up on the sides of his head like Lucille, and who always wore a white bandanna and apron on, help rebuild the shop. Business was booming once again, as Lucille still had a vast supply of pieces from the comet as well as a lovely variety of teas to sell. This morning, however, things did not appear to be well. A wooden 'Closed' sign hung from the front door, but inside, the place seemed alive enough, for the lights had been kept on. The building shook for a second, and an explosion was heard throughout the street. Behind the counter of the teashop, some small sound was just barely audible, but it sounded like the cooing of a dove.
The moment the sound came, another explosion was heard through the halls of the teashop. In the room behind the counter of the shop, it was a different story. Two beds lay in the back of the room.
"Lucille... Lucille, are you all right? Lucille!" Came a male voice. On the bed to the left side of the room lay Lucille, cheeks flushed, her face even paler than usual, and her hair was wide open, revealing a tiny armory with enough missiles to nuke Fort Knox, Buckingham Palace, the White House, and every heavily armed/defended building in the earth and then some. Lucille's brother, Wally sat by her bedside, a seriously worried look on his face.
"Ah... ah... ah... KER-CHOO!" Sneezed Lucille, as another nuclear projectile launched from her hair, knocking out a chunk of the reinforced ceiling.
"I don't know if the ceiling can take much more of this, Lucille. I don't want to scold you, but you need to get better soon, or we won't have a place to live or a place to run a business..." Wally spoke to both himself and Lucille.
"I'll tell you what, Lucille. I'm gonna go out for a while. Just stay in bed for now and try to get some rest, please. I'll be back shortly." Wally explained, kissing his sister on the cheek, quietly stepping out of the door and exiting the shop.
At the Samurai Pizza Cat's initial headquarters, the Pizza Cat Pizzeria, the doors were wide open. Inside of the Pizzeria, business appeared to be booming, as another customer left the Pizzeria, a large pizza box in-hand. Near the counter and cash register, Speedy, Guido, the once bad, now Good Bird, and even Polly were standing around, engaged in a good conversation.
"I still can't believe how well business has been the last month or so. We're really rakin' in the dough!" exclaimed Francine, who was patiently waiting at the cash register for the next customer.
"What surprises me is that mine and Speedy's autograph selling has taken in even more money than the rest of the Pizzeria's profits for the last month!" Good Bird claimed.
"Well, Good Bird, it shouldn't surprise you seeing what we went through to prevent a comet from destroying the Earth, ya know." explained Speedy.
Polly, who had been seated before, stood up suddenly.
"It never occurred to me!" Polly exclaimed, leaving confused expressions on everyone's faces.
"What is it, Polly?" Guido asked, seeming more so confused than the other people did. Polly looked straight toward Speedy.
"Speedy, do you remember one month ago?" she asked. Speedy became very surprised by this question.
"Do I remember? DO I REMEMBER??? I... We lived it! What are ya talking about???" Speedy questioned incredulously. Polly blushed a bit, but asked,
"Don't you remember that 'thing' you absolutely HAD to talk with me about? You forgot, and never got around to it!" Speedy blushed brighter than Polly at the mention of this.
"Well, I guess we could schedule some time... is tonight convenient?" Speedy asked. Polly nodded.
"It always is, Speedy." Good Bird grinned.
"Right after the comet was destroyed, I had the same kind of conversation with Carla, and look at me now- I'm married to her!" Good Bird squawked cheerfully, thinking of his dear wife at home. Speedy blushed.
"Good Bird, you're embarrassing me. Cut it out, pal!" Speedy whispered.
As the Pizza Cats and Good Bird indulged in their conversation, a knock was heard at the door of the Pizzeria. Francine, hopeful of a new customer, bolted to the door before anyone else. She opened the door, and into the Pizzeria stepped Wally!
"Wally? What're you doing here, bud?" Guido asked. Wally nodded.
"You guys were the first people I thought to come to. It's my sister... Lucille is very sick right now... If she continues sneezing, our entire house and shop will come crashing down!" He exclaimed. Good Bird took one step toward Wally.
"Well, what did you come here for? Didn't you try the drugstore or something like that? They'd have medicine for Lucille's cold, wouldn't they?" Good Bird asked. Wally began to sweat a bit.
"Well, I already thought of that. As you know, Princess Vi's been raising taxes to complete the reconstruction of the palace. I went to the drugstore already, but I couldn't afford the cost and the added tax of the medicine!" Good Bird gave Wally a look of understanding.
"Ah, I see. Well I suppose I could go with you. First, we'd need to check Lucille's condition, and then go to the Pharmacy. I have a little extra cash on hand, so it shouldn't be a problem." Good Bird explained.
"Wow! You'd really be willing to help me and Lucille?" Wally asked joyously. Good Bird nodded.
"Okay then, let's go!" Wally shouted, walking out the door, followed by Good Bird.
As Wally and Good Bird exited the Pizzeria, the Television Set in the corner of the parlor turned on by itself!
"What's that?" Asked Francine as she looked toward the TV from the counter. On the screen was Big Al Dente, smothered in static, due to some problems on Big Al's end of the line.
"Pizz- Ca-s!" Big Al shouted, trying to get his voice above the static.
"You'-- -ot to d- someth---! The Big Ch--se is..." The reception on the television went out and Big Al disappeared.
"What in the world could THAT have been about?" Asked Speedy, who had been watching the TV from across the room.
On the streets of Little Tokyo, Wally and Good Bird had just reached the Tea Shop to find several holes in the roof.
"I knew it! If Lucille doesn't get better soon, we won't have a place to live!" Wally exclaimed, staring blankly at the holes in the roof. Good Bird gave Wally a look.
"I've got an idea. Instead of keeping her in a house that's liable to be blown to smithereens, why don't we see how she is, and if it's bad enough, we'll take her to the hospital." Good Bird suggested. Wally nodded.
"That's a pretty good idea, Good Bird." He claimed as the two stepped into the shop.
Inside the tea shop, the shack was in worse condition than when Wally had left 45 minutes ago. All of the windows had been broken through, and shattered glass was all over the place. Good Bird, who as always, was bare footed, watched his step across the floor. Near the counter, or what was left of it, the cash register had been wiped off the face of Little Tokyo, and the door that led to Wally and Lucille's bedroom lay on the floor, charry and blackened, with its bronze hinges a melted mass of scrap metal. Good Bird cautiously stepped through the doorway, followed by Wally. The bedroom was even worse than the shop! Lucille's missiles had blown the entire ceiling area away, and there were now holes in the floor large enough to stuff General Catton into!
As Good Bird and Wally stepped around these nasty little accidents, they spotted Lucille, passed out on her bed. Her face was a bright red, her nose was even brighter, and she was barely breathing.
"Lucille!" Cried Wally as he rushed to Lucille's side.
"Wally, don't run straight toward her!" Warned Good Bird as Wally screamed, falling through one of the holes in the floor. Wally fell several feet down, finally landing on the basement floor, nearly spraining his ankle.
"YEOW!!!!!" Wally hollered in pain, as Good Bird used his sword to make the hole in the floor larger.
"Hey! What do you think you're doing?" Wally asked, staring in disbelief as Good Bird continued cutting a larger hole out of the one Wally had fallen through. Good Bird did not reply, but a minute later, he jumped into the hole with Wally.
"You okay?" Asked Good Bird. Before Wally could answer, Good Bird grabbed him underneath his arms, and lifted Wally up, flapping his wings. Slowly but surely, Good Bird flew out of the hole, carrying Wally with him!
"Thanks, dude." Wally thanked Good Bird, then looked to Lucille, who was still passed out on the bed. Wally walked toward her, careful watching the floor this time, and when he got to her bedside, Wally picked Lucille up in his arms.
"Anything I can do to help now?" Good Bird asked. Wally nodded to Good Bird.
"You can get her stuffed teddy bear over there. She's had it for years, and loves it with all her heart. I'm sure it'll be a good thing for her to have while she's recovering." Wally explained. Good Bird got Lucille's blue teddy bear off of her bed, and followed Wally out of the shop.
Stepping away from the escapades of the Samurai Pizza Cats, Wally, and Good Bird, in a large fortress deep underneath the city of Little Tokyo... There were lots of noises to be heard, such as fires burning, sparks flying, the pounding of hammers upon metal, and rivets being driven into steel. Within this tower, all of the lights were burning bright, revealing a lot of short figures in welding hoods, hard hats, and visors, oh my! Every single one of these people were armed with hammers, blowtorches, drills, wrenches, electric screwdrivers, and every other piece of metal-working hardware known to Little Tokyo! As well as the tools, all of the beings in the vast room were all working on the same thing. An enormous figure standing on two long feet, skinny legs, and wearing what looked like armor resembling a red kimono. Apparently, this thing, whatever it was, had not yet been completed.
In another room of the fortress, stood the wisest and oldest of the Ninja Crow Clan- Jerry Attrick! Before Jerry Attrick, on bended knee, was a Ninja Crow wearing a very decorative armor.
"Master Attrick, you summoned me, my lord?" asked the Ninja Crow. Jerry nodded, looking very serious.
"This is it, General Nightcrow. My orders are simply to re-recruit the Rude Noise. They all should be in Little Tokyo somewhere, unaware of our return. Your task is to find them, and bring them back here while avoiding detection. Is that understood, General Nightcrow?" Jerry Attrick asked. General Nightcrow nodded, stood up, bowed to Jerry Attrick, and walked slowly out of the room. Jerry also walked out of the room, into the main chambers, which appeared similar to the Big Cheese's living area, which he had been in only a month and a half ago.
There sat Seymore the Big Cheese in a chair, dressed in his usual red kimono.
"Ah, Jerry!" the Big Cheese shouted happily.
"What's new? Have the Ninja Crows completed the BG 2099 yet?" He asked. Jerry shook his head.
"Not quite yet, but first, on a side note, I have just sent General Nightcrow to find the Rude Noise, okay? We do have news on the BG 2099 as I said. We're nearing completion, at 93%!" Jerry explained.
"That's just great, Jerry. Now, do you remember the plan? I know you're gettin' too old for this, but you're the only one who can pull it off now that we know Bad Bird's just a big ol' traitor!" Big Cheese spoke. Jerry nodded to the Big Cheese.
"Yes, I have the plan right in here." Jerry spoke, laughing at his own wit and tapping his finger on his shiny cranium.
Wally and Good Bird had just reached the hospital fifteen minutes after leaving the tea shop.
"Finally!" Wally exclaimed, exhaustedly. Good Bird and Wally entered the glass doors, and the minute they entered, a young nurse noticed Lucille, unconscious in Wally's arms.
"Oh, my!" shouted the nurse.
"What happened to her?" The nurse asked.
"She passed out a while ago. I left her at our home to get help, but while I was gone, she got worse..." Wally explained, a hint of worry in his voice.
"Shame on you!" the nurse scolded.
"Huh?" Asked Wally and Good Bid, confused.
"You!" The nurse spoke, pointing at Wally.
"You're her big brother, right?" she asked. Wally nodded slowly.
"What were you thinking? It's your responsibility to look after her, and when she needed you most, you just left her there! She's in bad condition... Just give her to me, and leave the hospital. I know it may be hard on you, but then again, it is your fault she's in such a condition! Now, get, go, VAMOOSE!" screeched the nurse.
Wally nodded, a tear in his eye, as he carefully allowed the nurse to carry Lucille. The nurse nodded, then walked away without saying a word to either of them. Wally trudged slowly out the exit door, followed by Good Bird. "Man, that nurse lady was harsh!" commented Good Bird as the two walked away from the hospital...
"Master Attrick!" Shouted one of the worker Ninja Crows back in the underground fortress. Jerry Attrick stepped into the room where the hundreds of Ninja Crows had been working on the BG 2099.
"Yes, I'm coming. What is it?" Jerry asked. The Ninja Crow who had summoned him jumped up and down with glee.
"Master Attrick, the BG 2099 is 100% complete, my lord!" The Ninja Crow exclaimed.
"That is wonderful!" Jerry shouted.
"Um, Master Attrick, we are requesting the chance to test the capabilities of the BG 2099." The Ninja Crow asked. Jerry shook his head.
"None but the Big Cheese is allowed to use the BG 2099. Is that understood?" Jerry asked. the entire squadron of Ninja Crows came to attention.
"Yes, Master Attrick!" they all spoke in unison, as Jerry exited the room. In the next room, Jerry Attrick began to speak with the Big Cheese.
"Hey, Jerry. Now what?" the Big Cheese asked. Jerry bowed to Big Cheese.
"The BG 2099 is complete. Are you ready for a test run of the capabilities of the BG 2099?" The Big Cheese jumped out of his seat.
"I've been waiting forever for you to say that! Do you know of a good test area?" he asked. Jerry nodded.
"I have just the idea, Cheesey." Jerry spoke, grinning maliciously.
At the Pizzeria, things were oddly quiet, as they hadn't had a single customer since that morning...
"I still don't get what that was about... you know, with Big Al on the TV?" Speedy spoke to himself and Polly, Guido, and Francine. Polly put her hands behind her head as she sat down in one of the chairs and sighed.
"We know, Speedy. You've been saying the same thing for over an hour now. Why don't we just head over to the palace right now and see what was up?" Polly suggested. Guido and Francine nodded. Speedy appeared to be ignoring Polly, when he lifted up his right index finger.
"I've got it! To stop worrying about the situation, let's just go to the palace and see what's up!" Speedy exclaimed.
"That's the first thing you've said today that we agree on." Polly remarked, and sighed.
Speedy, Polly, and Guido jumped into the three ovens in the back room, and as the ovens turned on, the bottoms dropped out, and each cat landed on a slide which carried them to a chair, one for each cat, of course. The seats slid downward as Speedy, Polly, and Guido transformed into their armor. Almost every area of their body was then covered by very durable armor, except for their tails, and they almost always had their helmets on, anyway. As each Pizza Cat was coated with their individual armors, they formed their special weapons out of pure energy! Outside the Pizzeria, the special Cat Launcher Cannon began to unveil from within the top of the building. Francine's voice came on from over the speaker as the Pizza Cats flew into their cannon area:
"Residents of the city! Something's happening that might not be pretty! Keep away from the palace, there might be danger, so if you should happen to run into a stranger, it might be Ninja Crows, or maybe the Big Cheese, so now that you're prepared, you can be safe with ease! KABOOM! KABLAM! KAPOWIE!" Francine yelled, using the sound effects for when each Pizza Cat was launched toward the palace.
As always, Mama-san and Junior were near the Pizzeria, viewing the launch.
"What do you think it is this time, mom?" Junior asked.
"Well, judging by the sudden slow in business lately, someone might have ordered pizza from another country! Either that, or the tax payers have finally snapped because of the princess and started a riot. Either way, it's not pretty." Mama-san guessed. Junior shrugged to this.
"How can delivering a pizza to another country be dangerous?" He asked.
"Well, they could always insult the customer by trying to speak in that country's language." Mama-san suggested. Junior shrugged, as the Pizza Cats went flying forth toward the palace!
After a few minutes or so, Speedy, Polly, and Guido landed smoothly on top of the palace. As far as they could see, there were four leading characters in front of the palace. Behind those four was a plethora of other, much shorter figures. The shortest member of the leading four unsheathed a large sword and pointed it to the sky. He roared in a strangely familiar voice,
"WE HAVE RETURNED, AND ARE READY TO FIGHT! BY THIS TIME NEXT WEEK, LITTLE TOKYO WILL BE OURS!" The evil figure gave an evil laugh, and motioned for the others to join him, and they did, creating a large tidal wave of evil laughs.
"Suuurrreee. Who do these guys think they are?" Speedy asked Guido. Polly cut in, as well.
"I don't know, but they've got quite the ego, huh? Do you suppose they've never heard of us?" Polly asked. Speedy and Guido thought for a moment, then shook their heads.
"I say we get the jump on them while they're just standing around. What do you think?" Guido suggested. Speedy and Polly nodded.
"Let's teach these cocky punks a lesson!" Polly spoke excitedly, brandishing her claws. Guido jumped to the left, Polly jumped to the right, and Speedy jumped in front of the gang of people.
Back with Wally and Good Bird, Wally was still trudging slowly, tears flowing from his eyes.
"I tell ya, you were only concerned about her and tried to do what you thought was best for her. You know, th... Hey, what was that?" Good Bird spoke, looking around as the ground began to quake.
"Hit the deck! It's an earthquake!" Good Bird panicked. Wally nodded, ducking low to the ground, as did Good Bird. A massive panel opened up in the ground near Good Bird and Wally, and slowly but surely, an enormous robot, at least 25% larger than the palace, hovered out of the hole in the ground!
"My god..." Good Bird spoke, gazing up at the GIANT robot! Of course, it wasn't the size of the robot that left Good Bird dumbfounded, it was the fact that this robot looked just like the Big Cheese in every way and detail!
"NOW, HOW DO I CONTROL THIS THING'S MOVEMENTS?" Came a familiar voice from the speakers hidden behind the robot's mouth.
"Big Cheese!" Good Bird shouted, a hint of panic in his voice, as the robot suddenly lurched forward a bit.
"AH, SO WHATEVER I DO, THE ROBOT DOES, HUH? EASY AS PIE!" Spoke the Big Cheese as the robot turned around... turned and faced the hospital where Lucille was being taken care of!
"AH, I SEE IT, JERRY! I SEE THE TESTING AREA!" the Big Cheese spoke as the GIANT robot moved toward the hospital slowly.
"Wally! We gotta do something! That robot's heading toward the same hospital we left Lucille at!" Good Bird hollered. Wally had a look of shock on his face as he replayed what the nurse had told to him.
"-It's your responsibility to look after her! When she needed you most, you just left her there-" The nurse had spoke.
"You're right, Good Bird. It's my responsibility to take care of Lucille, and she needs me NOW! Come on, let's try to hold 'em off as long as we can!" Wally announced. Good Bird smiled, glad that Wally had finally come to his senses, even though deciding to tackle a 189 foot robot wasn't all that smart. Wally and Good Bird rushed toward the robot, prepared for anything, or so they thought...
Back at the palace, the enormous group of baddies were still laughing away evilly, when a new laugh joined the group. It was higher, and a lot more heartily.
"What? Who goes there? It sounds like them, but it can't be!" shouted the shortest leading person as the rest of the group quieted down. A spotlight appeared out of nowhere, revealing Guido Anchovie, grasping his Sunspot Umbrella.
"You all sure are a cocky lot. Here's Guido Anchovie to shatter your pride!" Another spotlight shined over Polly, who was to the right of the gang.
"Your hateful thoughts will be in vain! Polly Esther's here to show you the error of your ways. Love ya!" Polly shouted, blowing a kiss as she said 'Love ya!' Finally, just north of the group, but still visible, a spotlight shined upon Speedy Cerviche!
"Whoever you guys are, you don't stand a chance against us! Speedy Cerviche here to kick your cans!" Speedy shouted.
"SAMURAI PIZZA CATS!" Speedy, Polly, and Guido yelled simultaneously.
"I... don't believe it! After all this time, after all the planning, you show up once again to ruin our name! How? How do you always manage to show up? You brats!!!" Ranted the short leading character.
"Wait a second, who ARE you guys?" Speedy asked.
"Well, Deep Dish Trio, you once fought us in battle and always vanquished us, well not again! You know us as..." The short dude spoke. All four of the lead villains took off their disguises.
"We are the Rude Noise!" Cannonball Battery, Crow Magnon, Ronny Guisemuller, and Rojo Mojo shouted simultaneously.
"But... why are you fighting again? It's not like you have a reason..." Polly pointed out. Crow Magnon corrected Polly.
"Ah, that's where you're wrong! On our honor, we have sworn to serve Master Attrick, and it is by order of Master Attrick that we assist him and his associate, Big Cheese in the complete takeover of this city. It's too late now that the BG 2099's been completed, you should give up right now!" Crow Magnon explained.
"Wait a second, you're serious? The Big Cheese is back in town? How? Why?" Speedy asked as hundreds of questions began to pour into his head.
"That's right, cat. The Big Cheese will utterly annihilate you with Master Attrick's creation, the BG 2099!" Crow Magnon gloated.
"Shuddap, already!" Speedy yelled. He motioned for Polly and Guido to come closer to him. Polly and Guido nodded, then leapt incredibly high, landing nimbly only a few feet away from Speedy!
"What should we do about these guys?" Speedy asked. Polly and Guido shrugged. "They're crazy, if you ask me. There's no way the Big Cheese is coming back!" Guido exclaimed. Polly nodded.
"What are you three babbling on about?" Rojo Mojo asked fiercely.
"Yeah! Come on, let's fight!" Cannonball Battery shouted vigorously.
"Wait, wait wait wait, fellas!" Speedy exclaimed.
"What are you talking about? What is this BG 2099 thingie you keep blabbing about?"
"Well, if you want to know about Master Attrick's ultimate creation, all you have to do is look toward the hospital in this wretched town! Come on, look!" Crow Magnon shouted, pointing his index claw toward the hospital area. Speedy, Guido, and Polly began to sweat. Their pupils became very small as all three of them looked toward the hospital area to see... The Big Cheese, at least 47 feet bigger than the palace!
"What in the world IS that thing?" Speedy asked, sweating very rapidly. "You fools! It is Master Attrick's creation, the BG 2099, which he has crafted in Seymore Cheese's image!" Rojo Mojo informed the Pizza Cats, only to see he had been speaking to thin air. The Pizza Cats had left a large cloud of dust where they had taken off, running at full speed toward the BG 2099!
"Man, they were serious! Big Cheese is back, and he brought along a brand new giant robot, bigger than any we've ever fought in the past!" Guido shot another glance at the giant robot as the Pizza Cats moved closer and closer to the titanic rat/fox.
"I know what ya mean, pal. HOW are we ever gonna stop that thing?" Speedy asked, drawing his Magical Ginzu Sword as he ran.
"We could defeat that thing if we had the Supreme Catatonic..." Polly drew her daggers.
"Yeah, but it was destroyed along with the comet!" Speedy exclaimed.
Mere moments later, the trio had made it near the area where the Big Cheese was wreaking havoc and advancing toward the hospital, ever so slowly as though he were waiting for something. There were several citizens of the city in the robot's way, but they soon cleared out, screaming all the way.
"WEEHEE! SUCH FUN AND I HAVEN'T EVEN USED MOST OF THE WEAPONS SYSTEMS YET!" the Big Cheese exclaimed, laughing all the way as he thwacked an entire building out of his way. As huge piles of stone and other various pieces of rubble flew through the air, Speedy and the others just barely avoided being crushed by the foundation of the house Big Cheese had just destroyed.
"We've got to get between him and the hospital! There's no telling if he's seriously hurt anyone yet or not!" Polly ordered, worriedly. Guido and Speedy nodded.
"Okay, we'll split up. Meet back near the front of the hospital. You all know the shortest delivery routes to the hospital, use em!" Speedy declared, disappearing suddenly as he entered an alleyway.
Polly and Guido both entered identical alleyways, and not much later, all three of the leading Pizza Cats had found their own way to the hospital, as the fearsome, awe-inspiring BG 2099 loomed near the hospital, ready to strike.
"Hey, you!" Polly screeched in the giant robot's direction.
"EH? WHAT'S THAT?" Asked the Big Cheese. He looked at the blue, white, and pink dots on the ground, and pressed a button labeled, 'ZOOM IN' to see who was yelling at him. Seymore's view screen became more focused on the dots in front of the hospital, until he finally saw, in full detail...
"PIZZA CATS!!!!" Big Cheese roared, unknowing if what he saw was a mirage or not.
"That's right, Big Cheese, and we're here to clean your clock!" Guido claimed heroically.
"WHAT? THAT'S AWFULLY NICE OF YOU, BUT THE INTERNAL TIME SYSTEM WAS POLISHED JUST THIS MORNING!" Big Cheese informed the Pizza Cats.
"Is he SERIOUS?" Polly whispered.
"No, he means the Samurai Pizza Cats have come to stop your terrorism in its tracks!" Polly corrected Guido.
"IS THAT A FACT? WELL, THEN, YOU MEDDLESOME KITTIES. IT'S TIME THAT I REALLY GOT SERIOUS. YOU THOUGHT THE COMET WAS SOMETHING? JUST SEE HOW POWERFUL THE BG 2099 IS!" The Big Cheese shouted. "OH, YEAH. I ALREADY TOOK OUT THAT ONE DUDE AND THE TRAITOR. HAVE A GOOD TIME SALVAGING THEM." The Big Cheese added maliciously.
"Enough!" Speedy shouted. He went into the Ginzu Sword Stance, as the pink swirl of pure Ginzu energy surrounded Speedy. Speedy unsheathed his Magical Ginzu Sword, and split it suddenly, into two Ginzu Swords! That is, it and its twin sword, Blinky! Speedy used the two swords to swipe a deep red circle out of the air around him, finishing at the top, and a flashing yellow cat's eye appeared in the center of the circle.
"Eat this, Big Cheese! HIYAA!" Speedy shouted, lowering his swords very forcefully, and launching the Cat's Eye Slash toward the Big Cheese's robot! After a terrific explosion, the BG 2099 stood amidst the wreckage, virtually unphased!
"But... How?" Speedy asked.
"I LIKED THAT LITTLE ENERGY TREAT, AND IN RETURN, HERE'S A TREAT FOR YOU!" The BG 2099 lifted its kimono just a hint, revealing a large hole.
"TAKE THIS!"
The hole began to emit a bright green light, when suddenly, "TSSSSEEEEEEWWWWWW!!!!!" An enormous beam of electric green shot through the air at light-speed, crashing down upon the three heroes! Shrieks of pain were heard as Speedy, Polly, and Guido fell to the ground.
"I... I can't move my arms... I can't... feel my arms..." Speedy shuddered very quietly.
"That... makes two of us..." Polly spoke.
"Room for one... more?" Guido coughed.
"Quiet, you fools. Get to your feet." Came another familiar voice from an alleyway to the left of the Pizza Cats. Speedy nodded, picking himself up to his feet, and picking up Polly and Guido too.
"I see you are all still all right, even when you were hit by the Big Cheese's attack!" exclaimed the voice. Speedy nodded again.
"Yeah, I guess we're still okay..."
"Not for long you won't be."
"Huh?" Speedy and the voice exchanged sentences.
Suddenly, something in the alleyway where the voice came from began to light up bright green!
"What's that?" Polly asked, pointing toward the light.
"Prepare for the end, Pizza Cats!" The voice hissed, as the bright green thing lashed out, bathing all three cats in a cold green light!
The green light appeared to be coming from a substance that looked like a huge lasso.
"What?" Guido questioned incredulously, as the bright green object came flying toward them, it wrapped them all up like a glowing green rope!
"I can't move! Can you guys?" Speedy gritted through his teeth, his eyes closed.
"I can't either, and I don't think Polly's any better off..." Guido gritted.
"THAT'S RIGHT, LI'L KITTIES. AND NOW, IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME TO WRAP THIS GAME UP! WHADDYA SAY?" The BG 2099 lifted one massive foot into the air.
"NOW I WILL FINALLY BE RID OF YOU!!!" The speakers boomed fiercely.
Within the hospital, which was only 20 meters from the battle outside, Lucille lay on a bed, being examined by a doctor.
"Uh... uh..." Lucille groaned as she slowly began to awaken.
"Where... where am... I?" Lucille asked as she opened her eyes and looked around.
"Keep still. We are examining your condition right now. You have quite a fever, you know." the doctor explained.
"Where's Wally?" asked Lucille weakly. She coughed a bit, and the doctor handed her a water bottle that had been on the table beside her bed. Lucille drank a bit of the water, sitting up, then laid down again.
"Wally? Who is Wally?" questioned the doctor.
"My brother Wally, of course!" Lucille exclaimed.
"Well, I'm quite sorry, Miss, but our new nurse is quite rude at times, and she became very mad when she heard that he left you at your home, and you fell into unconsciousness while he was away. She chewed him out a bit, then ordered him out. I don't see why he couldn't have stayed in the waiting room..." the doctor felt Lucille's head.
"Your temperature seems to be getting back to normal." the doctor then looked past Lucille and out the window.
"The sky seems pretty dark... but what...?" the doctor gasped, looking out the window.
"What is what?" asked Lucille, curious about the doctor's reaction.
"Look out the window... and see for yourself!" the doctor pointed toward the window. Lucille sat straight up in her bed, and looked out the window. Near the hospital was a giant robot, which strongly resembled someone she had met before, and the Samurai Pizza Cats appeared, paralyzed, as the giant robot lifted its massive left foot slowly, but something caught Lucille's eye more than the raging battle.
There were two very still figures, lying sprawled against a wall of the hospital. Lucille couldn't see the two very well, but as far as she could tell...
"Wally!" shrieked Lucille as she hopped out of bed.
"Wait! Where are you going? You need to remain in bed!" the doctor ran after Lucille, but ran into one of the nurses and Lucille got away. Once outside, Lucille looked around, shifting her head from the left to the right. She darted to the left of the hospital, glancing around in search of the figures she had seen out of her window. As Lucille ran around the hospital like a chicken with its head cut off, Lucille noticed that her entire body began to have spasms of pain with every step she took. Lucille sneezed suddenly, and a rocket launched from her head! the missile exploded a corner of the hospital, revealing Wally and Good Bird, bloody and unconscious against one of the hospital walls.
"Wally!" Lucille shrieked again as she rushed to her brother. He had been beaten very badly, it seemed. Lucille's eyes watered up, and a teardrop fell from Lucille's eyes to Wally forehead. His eyes slowly opened halfway.
"Lucille?" Wally asked in a voice almost smaller than a whisper.
"Good Bird and I... tried to stop the... big robot, but... we failed... please say you'll forgive me... Lucille..." Wally fell unconscious once again, his head on the concrete ground.
"WALLY!!!" Lucille began crying. Her teardrops soon formed a puddle on the ground Lucille hair opened up, revealing the same arsenal as before, and before Lucille's next teardrop hit the ground, 100 tiny nuclear missiles erupted from Lucille's head, seemingly all headed toward the BG 2099!
"NOW, I'VE LET THE SUSPENSE RUN ITSELF DRY! GOODBYE, MY MORTAL ENEMIES! IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO START SLEEPING WITH THE ANCHOVIES IN THE BIG PIZZA PARLOR IN THE SKY!" the Big Cheese hollered, loud enough to awaken any sleeping citizens of Little Tokyo. The BG 2099, its vast leg high into the air, came down at lightning speed, when suddenly,
"WALLY!!!" rang a scream in the air almost as loud as the boom coming from the BG 2099's speakers.
"WHAT?" asked the Big Cheese, instantly stopping the BG 2099's foot, which now lay only 10 feet from Speedy, Polly, and Guido's heads.
"What... was that... Lucille?" Guido asked. Suddenly, 100 bright flashes appeared in the sky, and came closer, and closer, larger and larger...
"WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS?" The BG 2099 turned toward the lights.
Within the mechanical titan, the Big Cheese said,
"View Screen, zoom in on anomalies." the screen the Big Cheese had been looking at zoomed in on the objects flying toward him. After closer examination...
"ACK! One hundred missiles and they're all headed straight for me!" The Big Cheese shouted. Back outside of the BG 2099, the robot immediately did a 180 degree turn, and began to run away!
"IT SEEMS YOU'VE GOT THE BETTER OF ME THIS TIME, PIZZA CATS, BUT REST ASSURED, I WILL NEVER STOP MY SIEGE OF LITTLE TOKYO! NOT AFTER WHAT YOU DID TO ME! I- AHHHHHHH!" The BG 2099 apparently had retreated a bit too slowly, and the missiles caught up with him, sending the BG 2099 flying!
"I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO! I'LL BE BACK!" the explosion sent the robot out of range of hearing, and it became out of sight of the Pizza Cats.
Speedy breathed a sigh of relief.
"Lucille really saved our tails this time, eh? Just a minute and I'll snap us outta this mess." Speedy slowly but surely whittled the green, rope-like substance down with his sword, and the Pizza Cats broke free! Guido, Speedy, and Polly all stretched their limbs, tired and aching.
"Where do you suppose Lucille is? Those rockets definitely came from her." Speedy concluded, as he looked around. Polly and Guido went around the hospital in opposite directions until,
"Guys! I've found them!" Polly called. Speedy and Guido rushed to Polly's position, and there, on the ground, unconscious, lay Lucille and Wally, while Good Bird was lying against the wall, also unconscious.
"We've got to check them into the hospital." Polly spoke plainly. Polly picked up Lucille while Guido hoisted up Good Bird and Speedy carried Wally into the medical facility.
Several hours later, Good Bird was awake, and seemingly better.
"Now that we're up, mind tellin' me exactly what happened here?" Good Bird asked Polly, who had been watching over the three for some time, while Guido and Speedy repaired the tea shop.
"Well, it's a long story, but here goes. It seems that the Big Cheese has returned to Little Tokyo, with a full budget, no less. He's created a giant robot that is impervious to our Ginzu Energy Attacks, and he's rehired the Rude Noise." Good Bird jumped out of his bed after hearing this news.
"I know the Big Cheese is back, how is it possible? He left the town without so much as a penny to back him up, and now he's filthy rich again after only a month's passed?" Good Bird questioned incredulously. Polly nodded to this very glumly.
"I'm afraid so..." Good Bird lowered his head.
"We must stop him. The attack today was not his style. He actually went into combat, first of all. Secondly, he was SERIOUS. We have to find a way to destroy that giant robot before he actually harms somebody."
Little did Good Bird and Polly know that their conversation was being documented. A youthful Ninja Crow hung outside the hospital window, recording everything that Polly and Good Bird had said, and as soon as their little chat was over, the Ninja Crow flew and dove out of sight. The same nurse who had scolded Wally before the Big Cheese attacked entered the room.
"Hey! That guy has to pay for the hospital fees!" she shrieked loudly, nearly waking up Wally and Lucille. Polly walked up to her.
"Um, excuse me, miss? I think this will cover the bill." Polly spoke, handing a $100 dollar bill to the nurse. The nurse nodded politely and walked out of the room.
Back in the underground fortress, the Big Cheese was worried.
"What if they discover the robot's weak point?" He asked Jerry Attrick, who was speaking to him on bended knee.
"The BG 2099 doesn't HAVE a weak point, remember? Besides, it's obviously more powerful than the Pizza Cats, anyway." Jerry commented, brushing aside Big Cheese's fear. The Big Cheese shrugged.
"Sure, but with the addition of the traitor, plus the other four Pizza cats I didn't fight... there could be some trouble in the future..." Big Cheese spoke. Jerry laughed evilly.
"If it's Good Bird you are worried about, then fear, no more!" Jerry laughed evilly once again.
"What do you mean, Jerry?" The Big Cheese scratched his head in confusion.
"I mean I have a plan to turn that lousy, no-good, disrespectful traitor back into our prized warrior. You just wait. Good Bird is practically ours again!" Jerry Attrick laughed evilly once more, giving the Big Cheese goosebumbs. Suddenly, Jerry was enveloped into darkness, and only his eyes were visible, and a bright flash emanated from his eyes.
By EB Minion
(As always, read and review, please! Anywho, the Disclaimer: Samurai Pizza Cats is distributive copywrite property of YTV and Saban Entertainment. Concept by Skullrama, Writing and stuff by EB Minion, and Basic Storyline Plots by Skullrama and EB Minion. Skullrama, if you don't review with your opinion, I'll get really mad. No offense to anyone, though, of course.)
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In a flash of light, Speedy Cerviche, the fearless white-armored cat, and bearer of the Magical Ginzu Sword appeared in the center of a stage with gold stripes all about him. Speedy was soon joined by his friends, Polly Esther, the optimistic pink-armored cat of love and passion, and Guido Anchovie, the romantic blue-armored swordsman of dexterity. As Polly and Guido joined Speedy in a tri-Pizza Cat stance, the background became that of Mt. Fuji and the Rising Sun.
"On the next..." Speedy began, immediately interrupted as an enormous cat stomped into the scene, right in front of the trio. It was General Catton, of the Rescue Team, in his red shirt, purple jeans, as well as his golden headband with the blue jewel in the center, and the very noticeable twin cannons that lay upon his back.
"PIZZA CATS!" General Catton shouted.
At the Pizza Cat Pizzeria, Big Al Dente, the Royal Counselor, and boss of the Pizza Cats, appeared on a television set.
"What's that?" Asked Francine, the money-loving, blonde haired cat in a green robe.
"Pizz- Ca-s!" Big Al exclaimed. The television set became a bit snowy, and Big Al's face was not as visible as before.
"You'-- -ot to d- someth---! The Big Ch--se is..." Big Al was suddenly cut off by the horrible reception.
"What in the world could THAT have been about?" Speedy asked Polly and Guido, who had been in the Pizzeria the entire time.
At the palace, things were far more mysterious, as four dark figures, followed by a horde of armored birds. The second figure in the formation of the four pointed his sword toward the rest of Little Tokyo.
"We have returned and are ready to fight! By this time next week, Little Tokyo will be all ours!" He spoke, giving an evil laugh, which pre-empted a small army of evil laughs from the rest of the group at hand.
Unbeknownst to this band of evildoers, Speedy, Polly, and Guido were watching their antics from above- on the very roof of the palace.
"Suuurrre. Who do these guys think they are?" Speedy asked to Guido as they looked on.
In an area of Little Tokyo, near the Pizza Cat Pizzeria, something appeared as though it had formed out of thin air! It was a giant robot, approximately the size of the palace itself, and this robot heavily resembled the Big Cheese! The giant robot walked around a bit, shaking the entire city with each step!
"What in the world IS that thing?" Speedy asked as he watched the scene from somewhere just outside of visibility.
Suddenly, all three of the main Pizza Cat team, Speedy, Polly, and Guido, of course, found themselves bound by a glowing substance as the left foot of this giant robot was about to come crashing down upon them!
"On the next, and very first episode of Pizza Cat Chronicles!" The Narrator screamed as the Pizza Cats and the giant robot faded into darkness.
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(I realize I MIGHT have put a tinny, tiny bit too much detail into this intro theme. If you feel the same way, and just wanna get to the story, skip to the next line of stars, okay?)
The city of Little Tokyo seemed rather peaceful as the ever-so-awesome Samurai Pizza Cats theme began to play for everyone, but with a rather darker tone, this time.
"Would SOMEBODY please cue those boids?" the Narrator asked politely. In response, Crow Magnon, Ronny Guisemuller, Cannonball Battery, and Rojo Mojo flew in front of the palace, holding 'Work For Hire' signs in their claws.
"Pizza Cat Chronicles!" shouted an unseen crowd of people as the words 'Pizza Cat Chronicles' sailed by the palace, knocking the Rude Noise off course so that all of their 'Work For Hire' signs landed on Emperor Fred's head as he was passing by in the fish market.
"Fuh-red!" he shouted as he stuffed the signs into his pocket.
"The Pizza Cats are back by popular demand!" The Narrator shouted, as the market became the old theater that the Pointless Sisters used to play at, with a giant band-aid on it. Inside was an audience cheering for something on the stage.
"Pizza Cat Chronicles!" Shouted the audience. As those same words sailed by again, the audience all ducked down in their seats.
Upon the stage were Speedy, Guido, and Polly, in their armor, of course, blowing kisses to the audience in the theater and taking large bows.
"All right!" The three Pizza Cats all shouted to the audience simultaneously, holding out their hands in peace signs.
"They still save the day whenever they can!" The Narrator exclaimed. The theater began to shake, so the Pizza Cats went outside to see what was wrong. A giant robot was attacking the palace! The Pizza Cats went into a multi-cat Ginzu Energy attack, and the combined powers of the blast blew the robot to smithereens!
"There's Speedy Cerviche, the White Cat if you will, mess with him or his friends and he goes in for the kill!" The Narrator exclaimed as Speedy transformed into his armor, when a large, trash can-like robot with arms and legs threw a bomb at Speedy. Speedy jumped out of the way just as the bomb went off, causing Speedy to "MEOW!" rather loudly. Speedy Cerviche jumped up and sliced the robot into quarters before the robot could flinch, then Speedy went into a stance, splitting his Magical Ginzu Sword into it and its twin sword, Blinky!
"Here's li'l Polly Esther, the passion-powered hero, mess with her and her hearts, your HP's down to zero!" The Narrator shouted. Polly transformed into her armor, before spinning in a circle, only to find herself surrounded by robots! Polly pulled out the last heart dagger on her belt, and she threw it. At the angle she had thrown it, Polly had created a boomerang effect, causing the dagger to cut through and destroy all of the robots at once! Polly then recovered her daggers, and joined Speedy, going into her own stance!
"Now Guido Anchovie, the ever-blue dude, he'll always save the town with his awesome attitude!" The Narrator exclaimed, chuckling along the way as Guido transformed into his armor, then grasped his Sunspot Umbrella, and spun it around, causing him to fly at a very rapid rate toward Speedy and Polly. The minute he landed, Guido held his umbrella in one hand, his sword in the other, and put the finishing touches on the full Pizza Cat Team Pose.
"Here they come, there they go! Pizza Cats- what a show!" shouted the audience back at the theater.
"You got it! They're so rad, they've got more fur than any rabbit ever had!" The Narrator chuckled gleefully as Princess Violet, in the palace, of course, put on a really agitated face.
"Hey!" She shouted, attempting to reprimand the Narrator
Back at the theater, the audience was still cheering as the Pizza Cats began dancing and posing all over the stage, joined by the Rescue Team, which consisted of General Catton, Meowzma, the cat in the dark-orange armor with goggles upon his head and drills and saw-blades along his satire, Bat Cat, the cat in ski glasses, blue armor with helicopter blades lining his back and small red wings on his sides, and Spritz T. Cat, the green-armored cat with the enormous hydro tank complete with attachments, attached to his back.
"They're stronger than old cheese..." Shouted some dude in the audience. Suddenly, a massive slice of moldy, 100 year-old cheese dropped from the roof of the stage toward the Pizza Cats!
"Stronger than old cheese!" Exclaimed the Narrator as Speedy leapt into the path of the plummeting brie piece, quickly thrusting his Magical Ginzu Sword forth into the giant hunk of cheese. A brilliant dark crimson cat's eye-like shape appeared in the hunk of cheese as it exploded, covering the audience in a melted cheese coating!
"Stronger than stone..." Yelled that same person from the audience as the Pizza Cats on stage were showered by foot-large rocks!
"Stronger than stone!" Claimed the Narrator when Guido jumped into the air, wielding his Sunspot Umbrella! The fabric of the umbrella top expanded quickly until it covered the entire stage, shielding all seven Samurai Pizza Cats from the rocks! The rocks bounced harmlessly off the sides of the umbrella.
"Their fierce battle cry..." Began another person in the audience, as General Catton cleared his throat, then roared loudly, imitating a lion.
"...Chills the bad guys to the bone!" The entire audience vigorously exclaimed as the Ninja Crows on the wooden frames above the stage shuddered in fright at General Catton's roar, dropping a few rocks. One of the crows even threw the large rock in his claws at the audience and flew away to hide near the left stage curtain.
"Pizza Cat Chronicles!" Shouted out the audience. As the giant words 'Pizza Cat Chronicles' sailed around the theater, it dragged all of the rocks that the Ninja Crows had been throwing along for the ride, when suddenly, the logo stopped abruptly, pouring pound after pound of small and large rocks on top of Lucille, who was sitting in the audience!
As Lucille lay buried in the rocks, the Narrator and audience outburst,
"They're fighting crime, ALL OVER TOWN!" Just when the Ninja Crows, Bad Bird, and the Rude Noise were flying down from the wooden frames above the stage, and began fighting the Pizza Cats. Lucille began to get out of the rock pile covering her, and her hairdo slowly opened...
"3..." shouted someone in the audience as a missile flew out of Lucille's hair!
"2..." exclaimed someone else as Lucille fired off another nuke.
"1..." yelled another person in the audience as Lucille fired off the third and final missile as she collapsed into the rocks.
"Pizza Cats are on the run!" exclaimed the Narrator as Speedy, Polly, Guido, General Catton, Meowzma, Bat Cat, and Spritz, who had all been dueling with Bad Bird, the Rude Noise, and the Ninja Crow fighting force before, were tipped off by the audience's shouting, and all seven of them ran out of the way as Lucille's missiles flew onto the stage, nuking every bird on stage into fried chicken!
Out on the streets of Little Tokyo, Jerry Attrick immediately confronted the Pizza Cats, Speedy, Polly, and Guido, as they exited the theater, pointing his sword toward them menacingly!
"Jerry Attrick is the bad guy, who's lower than low! 'Tis a rotten shame this geezer's back in Little Tokyo!"
As Jerry Attrick was about to leap into the air, Bad Bird, who was almost completely covered in soot, joined him.
"We've got a vengeful Bad Bird..." spoke the Narrator as Bad Bird looked to the Pizza Cats, and pointed a clawed finger toward the Pizza Cats.
Instantly, a horde of Ninja Crows flew out of nowhere and dog-piled on top of the three cats!
"...And 900 Ninja Crows..." The Narrator spoke as it seemed the Pizza Cats were finally defeated...
The sky in the city of Little Tokyo became incredibly dark, as a multi-colored bolt of lightning struck the place where the Samurai Pizza Cats were being beat down! In the street near the theater, the entire block was as dark as night, and the Ninja Crows, Bad Bird, and Jerry Attrick were one big soot pile, and they all let out mushroom-shaped smoky breaths at once.
"They'll always beat the baddies, that's a fact that everyone knows!"
"Lend the Pizza Cats some spirit, give 'em all a cheer..." The Narrator began as Speedy, Polly, and Guido found themselves trapped in the giant fist of a giant robot!
"...'Cause when you all start cheering, they will kick it into gear!" The Narrator explained as the three Pizza Cats struggled to free themselves from the mechanical titan's grasp.
"Pizza Cat Chronicles!" The audience, STILL in the theater, gave one last cheer as the words 'Pizza Cat Chronicles' sailed by the robot, splitting off, as 'Pizza' entered Speedy's body, 'Cat' entered Polly's body, and 'Chronicles' slammed into Guido. The robot's hand began to glow magnificently, and out flew, yes, FLEW the three cats in a new armor resembling that of their Extra-Topping Armor, only sleeker and updated-looking. The three super-powered kitties dove straight into the robots. After a mushroom cloud-esque explosion, the three cats, now in their regular armor, hovered in mid-air before the palace, going into an awesome Multi-Pizza Cat Pose.
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"Pizza Cat Chronicles!" Shouted Speedy Cerviche as he was enveloped in a flash of light, and sliced horizontally with his Magical Ginzu sword, then froze into a pose, as the words: 'The Big Cheese Strikes Back: Part One' appeared in front of him!
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The day had just begun in Little Tokyo, and yet the town was already bustling with activity. It had been only one month since Seymore, A.K.A., the Big Cheese had threatened to slam a comet into the town unless they made him their emperor, and it seemed as though Little Tokyo was getting to its feet again.
At Lucille's tea shop, Lucille had her brother, Wally, who always had a light brown face, who had those odd yellow horns curled up on the sides of his head like Lucille, and who always wore a white bandanna and apron on, help rebuild the shop. Business was booming once again, as Lucille still had a vast supply of pieces from the comet as well as a lovely variety of teas to sell. This morning, however, things did not appear to be well. A wooden 'Closed' sign hung from the front door, but inside, the place seemed alive enough, for the lights had been kept on. The building shook for a second, and an explosion was heard throughout the street. Behind the counter of the teashop, some small sound was just barely audible, but it sounded like the cooing of a dove.
The moment the sound came, another explosion was heard through the halls of the teashop. In the room behind the counter of the shop, it was a different story. Two beds lay in the back of the room.
"Lucille... Lucille, are you all right? Lucille!" Came a male voice. On the bed to the left side of the room lay Lucille, cheeks flushed, her face even paler than usual, and her hair was wide open, revealing a tiny armory with enough missiles to nuke Fort Knox, Buckingham Palace, the White House, and every heavily armed/defended building in the earth and then some. Lucille's brother, Wally sat by her bedside, a seriously worried look on his face.
"Ah... ah... ah... KER-CHOO!" Sneezed Lucille, as another nuclear projectile launched from her hair, knocking out a chunk of the reinforced ceiling.
"I don't know if the ceiling can take much more of this, Lucille. I don't want to scold you, but you need to get better soon, or we won't have a place to live or a place to run a business..." Wally spoke to both himself and Lucille.
"I'll tell you what, Lucille. I'm gonna go out for a while. Just stay in bed for now and try to get some rest, please. I'll be back shortly." Wally explained, kissing his sister on the cheek, quietly stepping out of the door and exiting the shop.
At the Samurai Pizza Cat's initial headquarters, the Pizza Cat Pizzeria, the doors were wide open. Inside of the Pizzeria, business appeared to be booming, as another customer left the Pizzeria, a large pizza box in-hand. Near the counter and cash register, Speedy, Guido, the once bad, now Good Bird, and even Polly were standing around, engaged in a good conversation.
"I still can't believe how well business has been the last month or so. We're really rakin' in the dough!" exclaimed Francine, who was patiently waiting at the cash register for the next customer.
"What surprises me is that mine and Speedy's autograph selling has taken in even more money than the rest of the Pizzeria's profits for the last month!" Good Bird claimed.
"Well, Good Bird, it shouldn't surprise you seeing what we went through to prevent a comet from destroying the Earth, ya know." explained Speedy.
Polly, who had been seated before, stood up suddenly.
"It never occurred to me!" Polly exclaimed, leaving confused expressions on everyone's faces.
"What is it, Polly?" Guido asked, seeming more so confused than the other people did. Polly looked straight toward Speedy.
"Speedy, do you remember one month ago?" she asked. Speedy became very surprised by this question.
"Do I remember? DO I REMEMBER??? I... We lived it! What are ya talking about???" Speedy questioned incredulously. Polly blushed a bit, but asked,
"Don't you remember that 'thing' you absolutely HAD to talk with me about? You forgot, and never got around to it!" Speedy blushed brighter than Polly at the mention of this.
"Well, I guess we could schedule some time... is tonight convenient?" Speedy asked. Polly nodded.
"It always is, Speedy." Good Bird grinned.
"Right after the comet was destroyed, I had the same kind of conversation with Carla, and look at me now- I'm married to her!" Good Bird squawked cheerfully, thinking of his dear wife at home. Speedy blushed.
"Good Bird, you're embarrassing me. Cut it out, pal!" Speedy whispered.
As the Pizza Cats and Good Bird indulged in their conversation, a knock was heard at the door of the Pizzeria. Francine, hopeful of a new customer, bolted to the door before anyone else. She opened the door, and into the Pizzeria stepped Wally!
"Wally? What're you doing here, bud?" Guido asked. Wally nodded.
"You guys were the first people I thought to come to. It's my sister... Lucille is very sick right now... If she continues sneezing, our entire house and shop will come crashing down!" He exclaimed. Good Bird took one step toward Wally.
"Well, what did you come here for? Didn't you try the drugstore or something like that? They'd have medicine for Lucille's cold, wouldn't they?" Good Bird asked. Wally began to sweat a bit.
"Well, I already thought of that. As you know, Princess Vi's been raising taxes to complete the reconstruction of the palace. I went to the drugstore already, but I couldn't afford the cost and the added tax of the medicine!" Good Bird gave Wally a look of understanding.
"Ah, I see. Well I suppose I could go with you. First, we'd need to check Lucille's condition, and then go to the Pharmacy. I have a little extra cash on hand, so it shouldn't be a problem." Good Bird explained.
"Wow! You'd really be willing to help me and Lucille?" Wally asked joyously. Good Bird nodded.
"Okay then, let's go!" Wally shouted, walking out the door, followed by Good Bird.
As Wally and Good Bird exited the Pizzeria, the Television Set in the corner of the parlor turned on by itself!
"What's that?" Asked Francine as she looked toward the TV from the counter. On the screen was Big Al Dente, smothered in static, due to some problems on Big Al's end of the line.
"Pizz- Ca-s!" Big Al shouted, trying to get his voice above the static.
"You'-- -ot to d- someth---! The Big Ch--se is..." The reception on the television went out and Big Al disappeared.
"What in the world could THAT have been about?" Asked Speedy, who had been watching the TV from across the room.
On the streets of Little Tokyo, Wally and Good Bird had just reached the Tea Shop to find several holes in the roof.
"I knew it! If Lucille doesn't get better soon, we won't have a place to live!" Wally exclaimed, staring blankly at the holes in the roof. Good Bird gave Wally a look.
"I've got an idea. Instead of keeping her in a house that's liable to be blown to smithereens, why don't we see how she is, and if it's bad enough, we'll take her to the hospital." Good Bird suggested. Wally nodded.
"That's a pretty good idea, Good Bird." He claimed as the two stepped into the shop.
Inside the tea shop, the shack was in worse condition than when Wally had left 45 minutes ago. All of the windows had been broken through, and shattered glass was all over the place. Good Bird, who as always, was bare footed, watched his step across the floor. Near the counter, or what was left of it, the cash register had been wiped off the face of Little Tokyo, and the door that led to Wally and Lucille's bedroom lay on the floor, charry and blackened, with its bronze hinges a melted mass of scrap metal. Good Bird cautiously stepped through the doorway, followed by Wally. The bedroom was even worse than the shop! Lucille's missiles had blown the entire ceiling area away, and there were now holes in the floor large enough to stuff General Catton into!
As Good Bird and Wally stepped around these nasty little accidents, they spotted Lucille, passed out on her bed. Her face was a bright red, her nose was even brighter, and she was barely breathing.
"Lucille!" Cried Wally as he rushed to Lucille's side.
"Wally, don't run straight toward her!" Warned Good Bird as Wally screamed, falling through one of the holes in the floor. Wally fell several feet down, finally landing on the basement floor, nearly spraining his ankle.
"YEOW!!!!!" Wally hollered in pain, as Good Bird used his sword to make the hole in the floor larger.
"Hey! What do you think you're doing?" Wally asked, staring in disbelief as Good Bird continued cutting a larger hole out of the one Wally had fallen through. Good Bird did not reply, but a minute later, he jumped into the hole with Wally.
"You okay?" Asked Good Bird. Before Wally could answer, Good Bird grabbed him underneath his arms, and lifted Wally up, flapping his wings. Slowly but surely, Good Bird flew out of the hole, carrying Wally with him!
"Thanks, dude." Wally thanked Good Bird, then looked to Lucille, who was still passed out on the bed. Wally walked toward her, careful watching the floor this time, and when he got to her bedside, Wally picked Lucille up in his arms.
"Anything I can do to help now?" Good Bird asked. Wally nodded to Good Bird.
"You can get her stuffed teddy bear over there. She's had it for years, and loves it with all her heart. I'm sure it'll be a good thing for her to have while she's recovering." Wally explained. Good Bird got Lucille's blue teddy bear off of her bed, and followed Wally out of the shop.
Stepping away from the escapades of the Samurai Pizza Cats, Wally, and Good Bird, in a large fortress deep underneath the city of Little Tokyo... There were lots of noises to be heard, such as fires burning, sparks flying, the pounding of hammers upon metal, and rivets being driven into steel. Within this tower, all of the lights were burning bright, revealing a lot of short figures in welding hoods, hard hats, and visors, oh my! Every single one of these people were armed with hammers, blowtorches, drills, wrenches, electric screwdrivers, and every other piece of metal-working hardware known to Little Tokyo! As well as the tools, all of the beings in the vast room were all working on the same thing. An enormous figure standing on two long feet, skinny legs, and wearing what looked like armor resembling a red kimono. Apparently, this thing, whatever it was, had not yet been completed.
In another room of the fortress, stood the wisest and oldest of the Ninja Crow Clan- Jerry Attrick! Before Jerry Attrick, on bended knee, was a Ninja Crow wearing a very decorative armor.
"Master Attrick, you summoned me, my lord?" asked the Ninja Crow. Jerry nodded, looking very serious.
"This is it, General Nightcrow. My orders are simply to re-recruit the Rude Noise. They all should be in Little Tokyo somewhere, unaware of our return. Your task is to find them, and bring them back here while avoiding detection. Is that understood, General Nightcrow?" Jerry Attrick asked. General Nightcrow nodded, stood up, bowed to Jerry Attrick, and walked slowly out of the room. Jerry also walked out of the room, into the main chambers, which appeared similar to the Big Cheese's living area, which he had been in only a month and a half ago.
There sat Seymore the Big Cheese in a chair, dressed in his usual red kimono.
"Ah, Jerry!" the Big Cheese shouted happily.
"What's new? Have the Ninja Crows completed the BG 2099 yet?" He asked. Jerry shook his head.
"Not quite yet, but first, on a side note, I have just sent General Nightcrow to find the Rude Noise, okay? We do have news on the BG 2099 as I said. We're nearing completion, at 93%!" Jerry explained.
"That's just great, Jerry. Now, do you remember the plan? I know you're gettin' too old for this, but you're the only one who can pull it off now that we know Bad Bird's just a big ol' traitor!" Big Cheese spoke. Jerry nodded to the Big Cheese.
"Yes, I have the plan right in here." Jerry spoke, laughing at his own wit and tapping his finger on his shiny cranium.
Wally and Good Bird had just reached the hospital fifteen minutes after leaving the tea shop.
"Finally!" Wally exclaimed, exhaustedly. Good Bird and Wally entered the glass doors, and the minute they entered, a young nurse noticed Lucille, unconscious in Wally's arms.
"Oh, my!" shouted the nurse.
"What happened to her?" The nurse asked.
"She passed out a while ago. I left her at our home to get help, but while I was gone, she got worse..." Wally explained, a hint of worry in his voice.
"Shame on you!" the nurse scolded.
"Huh?" Asked Wally and Good Bid, confused.
"You!" The nurse spoke, pointing at Wally.
"You're her big brother, right?" she asked. Wally nodded slowly.
"What were you thinking? It's your responsibility to look after her, and when she needed you most, you just left her there! She's in bad condition... Just give her to me, and leave the hospital. I know it may be hard on you, but then again, it is your fault she's in such a condition! Now, get, go, VAMOOSE!" screeched the nurse.
Wally nodded, a tear in his eye, as he carefully allowed the nurse to carry Lucille. The nurse nodded, then walked away without saying a word to either of them. Wally trudged slowly out the exit door, followed by Good Bird. "Man, that nurse lady was harsh!" commented Good Bird as the two walked away from the hospital...
"Master Attrick!" Shouted one of the worker Ninja Crows back in the underground fortress. Jerry Attrick stepped into the room where the hundreds of Ninja Crows had been working on the BG 2099.
"Yes, I'm coming. What is it?" Jerry asked. The Ninja Crow who had summoned him jumped up and down with glee.
"Master Attrick, the BG 2099 is 100% complete, my lord!" The Ninja Crow exclaimed.
"That is wonderful!" Jerry shouted.
"Um, Master Attrick, we are requesting the chance to test the capabilities of the BG 2099." The Ninja Crow asked. Jerry shook his head.
"None but the Big Cheese is allowed to use the BG 2099. Is that understood?" Jerry asked. the entire squadron of Ninja Crows came to attention.
"Yes, Master Attrick!" they all spoke in unison, as Jerry exited the room. In the next room, Jerry Attrick began to speak with the Big Cheese.
"Hey, Jerry. Now what?" the Big Cheese asked. Jerry bowed to Big Cheese.
"The BG 2099 is complete. Are you ready for a test run of the capabilities of the BG 2099?" The Big Cheese jumped out of his seat.
"I've been waiting forever for you to say that! Do you know of a good test area?" he asked. Jerry nodded.
"I have just the idea, Cheesey." Jerry spoke, grinning maliciously.
At the Pizzeria, things were oddly quiet, as they hadn't had a single customer since that morning...
"I still don't get what that was about... you know, with Big Al on the TV?" Speedy spoke to himself and Polly, Guido, and Francine. Polly put her hands behind her head as she sat down in one of the chairs and sighed.
"We know, Speedy. You've been saying the same thing for over an hour now. Why don't we just head over to the palace right now and see what was up?" Polly suggested. Guido and Francine nodded. Speedy appeared to be ignoring Polly, when he lifted up his right index finger.
"I've got it! To stop worrying about the situation, let's just go to the palace and see what's up!" Speedy exclaimed.
"That's the first thing you've said today that we agree on." Polly remarked, and sighed.
Speedy, Polly, and Guido jumped into the three ovens in the back room, and as the ovens turned on, the bottoms dropped out, and each cat landed on a slide which carried them to a chair, one for each cat, of course. The seats slid downward as Speedy, Polly, and Guido transformed into their armor. Almost every area of their body was then covered by very durable armor, except for their tails, and they almost always had their helmets on, anyway. As each Pizza Cat was coated with their individual armors, they formed their special weapons out of pure energy! Outside the Pizzeria, the special Cat Launcher Cannon began to unveil from within the top of the building. Francine's voice came on from over the speaker as the Pizza Cats flew into their cannon area:
"Residents of the city! Something's happening that might not be pretty! Keep away from the palace, there might be danger, so if you should happen to run into a stranger, it might be Ninja Crows, or maybe the Big Cheese, so now that you're prepared, you can be safe with ease! KABOOM! KABLAM! KAPOWIE!" Francine yelled, using the sound effects for when each Pizza Cat was launched toward the palace.
As always, Mama-san and Junior were near the Pizzeria, viewing the launch.
"What do you think it is this time, mom?" Junior asked.
"Well, judging by the sudden slow in business lately, someone might have ordered pizza from another country! Either that, or the tax payers have finally snapped because of the princess and started a riot. Either way, it's not pretty." Mama-san guessed. Junior shrugged to this.
"How can delivering a pizza to another country be dangerous?" He asked.
"Well, they could always insult the customer by trying to speak in that country's language." Mama-san suggested. Junior shrugged, as the Pizza Cats went flying forth toward the palace!
After a few minutes or so, Speedy, Polly, and Guido landed smoothly on top of the palace. As far as they could see, there were four leading characters in front of the palace. Behind those four was a plethora of other, much shorter figures. The shortest member of the leading four unsheathed a large sword and pointed it to the sky. He roared in a strangely familiar voice,
"WE HAVE RETURNED, AND ARE READY TO FIGHT! BY THIS TIME NEXT WEEK, LITTLE TOKYO WILL BE OURS!" The evil figure gave an evil laugh, and motioned for the others to join him, and they did, creating a large tidal wave of evil laughs.
"Suuurrreee. Who do these guys think they are?" Speedy asked Guido. Polly cut in, as well.
"I don't know, but they've got quite the ego, huh? Do you suppose they've never heard of us?" Polly asked. Speedy and Guido thought for a moment, then shook their heads.
"I say we get the jump on them while they're just standing around. What do you think?" Guido suggested. Speedy and Polly nodded.
"Let's teach these cocky punks a lesson!" Polly spoke excitedly, brandishing her claws. Guido jumped to the left, Polly jumped to the right, and Speedy jumped in front of the gang of people.
Back with Wally and Good Bird, Wally was still trudging slowly, tears flowing from his eyes.
"I tell ya, you were only concerned about her and tried to do what you thought was best for her. You know, th... Hey, what was that?" Good Bird spoke, looking around as the ground began to quake.
"Hit the deck! It's an earthquake!" Good Bird panicked. Wally nodded, ducking low to the ground, as did Good Bird. A massive panel opened up in the ground near Good Bird and Wally, and slowly but surely, an enormous robot, at least 25% larger than the palace, hovered out of the hole in the ground!
"My god..." Good Bird spoke, gazing up at the GIANT robot! Of course, it wasn't the size of the robot that left Good Bird dumbfounded, it was the fact that this robot looked just like the Big Cheese in every way and detail!
"NOW, HOW DO I CONTROL THIS THING'S MOVEMENTS?" Came a familiar voice from the speakers hidden behind the robot's mouth.
"Big Cheese!" Good Bird shouted, a hint of panic in his voice, as the robot suddenly lurched forward a bit.
"AH, SO WHATEVER I DO, THE ROBOT DOES, HUH? EASY AS PIE!" Spoke the Big Cheese as the robot turned around... turned and faced the hospital where Lucille was being taken care of!
"AH, I SEE IT, JERRY! I SEE THE TESTING AREA!" the Big Cheese spoke as the GIANT robot moved toward the hospital slowly.
"Wally! We gotta do something! That robot's heading toward the same hospital we left Lucille at!" Good Bird hollered. Wally had a look of shock on his face as he replayed what the nurse had told to him.
"-It's your responsibility to look after her! When she needed you most, you just left her there-" The nurse had spoke.
"You're right, Good Bird. It's my responsibility to take care of Lucille, and she needs me NOW! Come on, let's try to hold 'em off as long as we can!" Wally announced. Good Bird smiled, glad that Wally had finally come to his senses, even though deciding to tackle a 189 foot robot wasn't all that smart. Wally and Good Bird rushed toward the robot, prepared for anything, or so they thought...
Back at the palace, the enormous group of baddies were still laughing away evilly, when a new laugh joined the group. It was higher, and a lot more heartily.
"What? Who goes there? It sounds like them, but it can't be!" shouted the shortest leading person as the rest of the group quieted down. A spotlight appeared out of nowhere, revealing Guido Anchovie, grasping his Sunspot Umbrella.
"You all sure are a cocky lot. Here's Guido Anchovie to shatter your pride!" Another spotlight shined over Polly, who was to the right of the gang.
"Your hateful thoughts will be in vain! Polly Esther's here to show you the error of your ways. Love ya!" Polly shouted, blowing a kiss as she said 'Love ya!' Finally, just north of the group, but still visible, a spotlight shined upon Speedy Cerviche!
"Whoever you guys are, you don't stand a chance against us! Speedy Cerviche here to kick your cans!" Speedy shouted.
"SAMURAI PIZZA CATS!" Speedy, Polly, and Guido yelled simultaneously.
"I... don't believe it! After all this time, after all the planning, you show up once again to ruin our name! How? How do you always manage to show up? You brats!!!" Ranted the short leading character.
"Wait a second, who ARE you guys?" Speedy asked.
"Well, Deep Dish Trio, you once fought us in battle and always vanquished us, well not again! You know us as..." The short dude spoke. All four of the lead villains took off their disguises.
"We are the Rude Noise!" Cannonball Battery, Crow Magnon, Ronny Guisemuller, and Rojo Mojo shouted simultaneously.
"But... why are you fighting again? It's not like you have a reason..." Polly pointed out. Crow Magnon corrected Polly.
"Ah, that's where you're wrong! On our honor, we have sworn to serve Master Attrick, and it is by order of Master Attrick that we assist him and his associate, Big Cheese in the complete takeover of this city. It's too late now that the BG 2099's been completed, you should give up right now!" Crow Magnon explained.
"Wait a second, you're serious? The Big Cheese is back in town? How? Why?" Speedy asked as hundreds of questions began to pour into his head.
"That's right, cat. The Big Cheese will utterly annihilate you with Master Attrick's creation, the BG 2099!" Crow Magnon gloated.
"Shuddap, already!" Speedy yelled. He motioned for Polly and Guido to come closer to him. Polly and Guido nodded, then leapt incredibly high, landing nimbly only a few feet away from Speedy!
"What should we do about these guys?" Speedy asked. Polly and Guido shrugged. "They're crazy, if you ask me. There's no way the Big Cheese is coming back!" Guido exclaimed. Polly nodded.
"What are you three babbling on about?" Rojo Mojo asked fiercely.
"Yeah! Come on, let's fight!" Cannonball Battery shouted vigorously.
"Wait, wait wait wait, fellas!" Speedy exclaimed.
"What are you talking about? What is this BG 2099 thingie you keep blabbing about?"
"Well, if you want to know about Master Attrick's ultimate creation, all you have to do is look toward the hospital in this wretched town! Come on, look!" Crow Magnon shouted, pointing his index claw toward the hospital area. Speedy, Guido, and Polly began to sweat. Their pupils became very small as all three of them looked toward the hospital area to see... The Big Cheese, at least 47 feet bigger than the palace!
"What in the world IS that thing?" Speedy asked, sweating very rapidly. "You fools! It is Master Attrick's creation, the BG 2099, which he has crafted in Seymore Cheese's image!" Rojo Mojo informed the Pizza Cats, only to see he had been speaking to thin air. The Pizza Cats had left a large cloud of dust where they had taken off, running at full speed toward the BG 2099!
"Man, they were serious! Big Cheese is back, and he brought along a brand new giant robot, bigger than any we've ever fought in the past!" Guido shot another glance at the giant robot as the Pizza Cats moved closer and closer to the titanic rat/fox.
"I know what ya mean, pal. HOW are we ever gonna stop that thing?" Speedy asked, drawing his Magical Ginzu Sword as he ran.
"We could defeat that thing if we had the Supreme Catatonic..." Polly drew her daggers.
"Yeah, but it was destroyed along with the comet!" Speedy exclaimed.
Mere moments later, the trio had made it near the area where the Big Cheese was wreaking havoc and advancing toward the hospital, ever so slowly as though he were waiting for something. There were several citizens of the city in the robot's way, but they soon cleared out, screaming all the way.
"WEEHEE! SUCH FUN AND I HAVEN'T EVEN USED MOST OF THE WEAPONS SYSTEMS YET!" the Big Cheese exclaimed, laughing all the way as he thwacked an entire building out of his way. As huge piles of stone and other various pieces of rubble flew through the air, Speedy and the others just barely avoided being crushed by the foundation of the house Big Cheese had just destroyed.
"We've got to get between him and the hospital! There's no telling if he's seriously hurt anyone yet or not!" Polly ordered, worriedly. Guido and Speedy nodded.
"Okay, we'll split up. Meet back near the front of the hospital. You all know the shortest delivery routes to the hospital, use em!" Speedy declared, disappearing suddenly as he entered an alleyway.
Polly and Guido both entered identical alleyways, and not much later, all three of the leading Pizza Cats had found their own way to the hospital, as the fearsome, awe-inspiring BG 2099 loomed near the hospital, ready to strike.
"Hey, you!" Polly screeched in the giant robot's direction.
"EH? WHAT'S THAT?" Asked the Big Cheese. He looked at the blue, white, and pink dots on the ground, and pressed a button labeled, 'ZOOM IN' to see who was yelling at him. Seymore's view screen became more focused on the dots in front of the hospital, until he finally saw, in full detail...
"PIZZA CATS!!!!" Big Cheese roared, unknowing if what he saw was a mirage or not.
"That's right, Big Cheese, and we're here to clean your clock!" Guido claimed heroically.
"WHAT? THAT'S AWFULLY NICE OF YOU, BUT THE INTERNAL TIME SYSTEM WAS POLISHED JUST THIS MORNING!" Big Cheese informed the Pizza Cats.
"Is he SERIOUS?" Polly whispered.
"No, he means the Samurai Pizza Cats have come to stop your terrorism in its tracks!" Polly corrected Guido.
"IS THAT A FACT? WELL, THEN, YOU MEDDLESOME KITTIES. IT'S TIME THAT I REALLY GOT SERIOUS. YOU THOUGHT THE COMET WAS SOMETHING? JUST SEE HOW POWERFUL THE BG 2099 IS!" The Big Cheese shouted. "OH, YEAH. I ALREADY TOOK OUT THAT ONE DUDE AND THE TRAITOR. HAVE A GOOD TIME SALVAGING THEM." The Big Cheese added maliciously.
"Enough!" Speedy shouted. He went into the Ginzu Sword Stance, as the pink swirl of pure Ginzu energy surrounded Speedy. Speedy unsheathed his Magical Ginzu Sword, and split it suddenly, into two Ginzu Swords! That is, it and its twin sword, Blinky! Speedy used the two swords to swipe a deep red circle out of the air around him, finishing at the top, and a flashing yellow cat's eye appeared in the center of the circle.
"Eat this, Big Cheese! HIYAA!" Speedy shouted, lowering his swords very forcefully, and launching the Cat's Eye Slash toward the Big Cheese's robot! After a terrific explosion, the BG 2099 stood amidst the wreckage, virtually unphased!
"But... How?" Speedy asked.
"I LIKED THAT LITTLE ENERGY TREAT, AND IN RETURN, HERE'S A TREAT FOR YOU!" The BG 2099 lifted its kimono just a hint, revealing a large hole.
"TAKE THIS!"
The hole began to emit a bright green light, when suddenly, "TSSSSEEEEEEWWWWWW!!!!!" An enormous beam of electric green shot through the air at light-speed, crashing down upon the three heroes! Shrieks of pain were heard as Speedy, Polly, and Guido fell to the ground.
"I... I can't move my arms... I can't... feel my arms..." Speedy shuddered very quietly.
"That... makes two of us..." Polly spoke.
"Room for one... more?" Guido coughed.
"Quiet, you fools. Get to your feet." Came another familiar voice from an alleyway to the left of the Pizza Cats. Speedy nodded, picking himself up to his feet, and picking up Polly and Guido too.
"I see you are all still all right, even when you were hit by the Big Cheese's attack!" exclaimed the voice. Speedy nodded again.
"Yeah, I guess we're still okay..."
"Not for long you won't be."
"Huh?" Speedy and the voice exchanged sentences.
Suddenly, something in the alleyway where the voice came from began to light up bright green!
"What's that?" Polly asked, pointing toward the light.
"Prepare for the end, Pizza Cats!" The voice hissed, as the bright green thing lashed out, bathing all three cats in a cold green light!
The green light appeared to be coming from a substance that looked like a huge lasso.
"What?" Guido questioned incredulously, as the bright green object came flying toward them, it wrapped them all up like a glowing green rope!
"I can't move! Can you guys?" Speedy gritted through his teeth, his eyes closed.
"I can't either, and I don't think Polly's any better off..." Guido gritted.
"THAT'S RIGHT, LI'L KITTIES. AND NOW, IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME TO WRAP THIS GAME UP! WHADDYA SAY?" The BG 2099 lifted one massive foot into the air.
"NOW I WILL FINALLY BE RID OF YOU!!!" The speakers boomed fiercely.
Within the hospital, which was only 20 meters from the battle outside, Lucille lay on a bed, being examined by a doctor.
"Uh... uh..." Lucille groaned as she slowly began to awaken.
"Where... where am... I?" Lucille asked as she opened her eyes and looked around.
"Keep still. We are examining your condition right now. You have quite a fever, you know." the doctor explained.
"Where's Wally?" asked Lucille weakly. She coughed a bit, and the doctor handed her a water bottle that had been on the table beside her bed. Lucille drank a bit of the water, sitting up, then laid down again.
"Wally? Who is Wally?" questioned the doctor.
"My brother Wally, of course!" Lucille exclaimed.
"Well, I'm quite sorry, Miss, but our new nurse is quite rude at times, and she became very mad when she heard that he left you at your home, and you fell into unconsciousness while he was away. She chewed him out a bit, then ordered him out. I don't see why he couldn't have stayed in the waiting room..." the doctor felt Lucille's head.
"Your temperature seems to be getting back to normal." the doctor then looked past Lucille and out the window.
"The sky seems pretty dark... but what...?" the doctor gasped, looking out the window.
"What is what?" asked Lucille, curious about the doctor's reaction.
"Look out the window... and see for yourself!" the doctor pointed toward the window. Lucille sat straight up in her bed, and looked out the window. Near the hospital was a giant robot, which strongly resembled someone she had met before, and the Samurai Pizza Cats appeared, paralyzed, as the giant robot lifted its massive left foot slowly, but something caught Lucille's eye more than the raging battle.
There were two very still figures, lying sprawled against a wall of the hospital. Lucille couldn't see the two very well, but as far as she could tell...
"Wally!" shrieked Lucille as she hopped out of bed.
"Wait! Where are you going? You need to remain in bed!" the doctor ran after Lucille, but ran into one of the nurses and Lucille got away. Once outside, Lucille looked around, shifting her head from the left to the right. She darted to the left of the hospital, glancing around in search of the figures she had seen out of her window. As Lucille ran around the hospital like a chicken with its head cut off, Lucille noticed that her entire body began to have spasms of pain with every step she took. Lucille sneezed suddenly, and a rocket launched from her head! the missile exploded a corner of the hospital, revealing Wally and Good Bird, bloody and unconscious against one of the hospital walls.
"Wally!" Lucille shrieked again as she rushed to her brother. He had been beaten very badly, it seemed. Lucille's eyes watered up, and a teardrop fell from Lucille's eyes to Wally forehead. His eyes slowly opened halfway.
"Lucille?" Wally asked in a voice almost smaller than a whisper.
"Good Bird and I... tried to stop the... big robot, but... we failed... please say you'll forgive me... Lucille..." Wally fell unconscious once again, his head on the concrete ground.
"WALLY!!!" Lucille began crying. Her teardrops soon formed a puddle on the ground Lucille hair opened up, revealing the same arsenal as before, and before Lucille's next teardrop hit the ground, 100 tiny nuclear missiles erupted from Lucille's head, seemingly all headed toward the BG 2099!
"NOW, I'VE LET THE SUSPENSE RUN ITSELF DRY! GOODBYE, MY MORTAL ENEMIES! IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO START SLEEPING WITH THE ANCHOVIES IN THE BIG PIZZA PARLOR IN THE SKY!" the Big Cheese hollered, loud enough to awaken any sleeping citizens of Little Tokyo. The BG 2099, its vast leg high into the air, came down at lightning speed, when suddenly,
"WALLY!!!" rang a scream in the air almost as loud as the boom coming from the BG 2099's speakers.
"WHAT?" asked the Big Cheese, instantly stopping the BG 2099's foot, which now lay only 10 feet from Speedy, Polly, and Guido's heads.
"What... was that... Lucille?" Guido asked. Suddenly, 100 bright flashes appeared in the sky, and came closer, and closer, larger and larger...
"WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS?" The BG 2099 turned toward the lights.
Within the mechanical titan, the Big Cheese said,
"View Screen, zoom in on anomalies." the screen the Big Cheese had been looking at zoomed in on the objects flying toward him. After closer examination...
"ACK! One hundred missiles and they're all headed straight for me!" The Big Cheese shouted. Back outside of the BG 2099, the robot immediately did a 180 degree turn, and began to run away!
"IT SEEMS YOU'VE GOT THE BETTER OF ME THIS TIME, PIZZA CATS, BUT REST ASSURED, I WILL NEVER STOP MY SIEGE OF LITTLE TOKYO! NOT AFTER WHAT YOU DID TO ME! I- AHHHHHHH!" The BG 2099 apparently had retreated a bit too slowly, and the missiles caught up with him, sending the BG 2099 flying!
"I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO! I'LL BE BACK!" the explosion sent the robot out of range of hearing, and it became out of sight of the Pizza Cats.
Speedy breathed a sigh of relief.
"Lucille really saved our tails this time, eh? Just a minute and I'll snap us outta this mess." Speedy slowly but surely whittled the green, rope-like substance down with his sword, and the Pizza Cats broke free! Guido, Speedy, and Polly all stretched their limbs, tired and aching.
"Where do you suppose Lucille is? Those rockets definitely came from her." Speedy concluded, as he looked around. Polly and Guido went around the hospital in opposite directions until,
"Guys! I've found them!" Polly called. Speedy and Guido rushed to Polly's position, and there, on the ground, unconscious, lay Lucille and Wally, while Good Bird was lying against the wall, also unconscious.
"We've got to check them into the hospital." Polly spoke plainly. Polly picked up Lucille while Guido hoisted up Good Bird and Speedy carried Wally into the medical facility.
Several hours later, Good Bird was awake, and seemingly better.
"Now that we're up, mind tellin' me exactly what happened here?" Good Bird asked Polly, who had been watching over the three for some time, while Guido and Speedy repaired the tea shop.
"Well, it's a long story, but here goes. It seems that the Big Cheese has returned to Little Tokyo, with a full budget, no less. He's created a giant robot that is impervious to our Ginzu Energy Attacks, and he's rehired the Rude Noise." Good Bird jumped out of his bed after hearing this news.
"I know the Big Cheese is back, how is it possible? He left the town without so much as a penny to back him up, and now he's filthy rich again after only a month's passed?" Good Bird questioned incredulously. Polly nodded to this very glumly.
"I'm afraid so..." Good Bird lowered his head.
"We must stop him. The attack today was not his style. He actually went into combat, first of all. Secondly, he was SERIOUS. We have to find a way to destroy that giant robot before he actually harms somebody."
Little did Good Bird and Polly know that their conversation was being documented. A youthful Ninja Crow hung outside the hospital window, recording everything that Polly and Good Bird had said, and as soon as their little chat was over, the Ninja Crow flew and dove out of sight. The same nurse who had scolded Wally before the Big Cheese attacked entered the room.
"Hey! That guy has to pay for the hospital fees!" she shrieked loudly, nearly waking up Wally and Lucille. Polly walked up to her.
"Um, excuse me, miss? I think this will cover the bill." Polly spoke, handing a $100 dollar bill to the nurse. The nurse nodded politely and walked out of the room.
Back in the underground fortress, the Big Cheese was worried.
"What if they discover the robot's weak point?" He asked Jerry Attrick, who was speaking to him on bended knee.
"The BG 2099 doesn't HAVE a weak point, remember? Besides, it's obviously more powerful than the Pizza Cats, anyway." Jerry commented, brushing aside Big Cheese's fear. The Big Cheese shrugged.
"Sure, but with the addition of the traitor, plus the other four Pizza cats I didn't fight... there could be some trouble in the future..." Big Cheese spoke. Jerry laughed evilly.
"If it's Good Bird you are worried about, then fear, no more!" Jerry laughed evilly once again.
"What do you mean, Jerry?" The Big Cheese scratched his head in confusion.
"I mean I have a plan to turn that lousy, no-good, disrespectful traitor back into our prized warrior. You just wait. Good Bird is practically ours again!" Jerry Attrick laughed evilly once more, giving the Big Cheese goosebumbs. Suddenly, Jerry was enveloped into darkness, and only his eyes were visible, and a bright flash emanated from his eyes.