Hi! My third fanfic is here! I count them, yes. So I bet most of you know about the infamous story of love, rants, swears, and WTF moments. Yup, behold, My immortal! Please, Don't hate on me Tara...
Chapter 1.
AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) (Actually, I did kind of get it... Who have I become?) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) (I knew what your use of GF meant, knowing that there's a 89% that you could attract people.) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! (I shall show my friend Justin this, and he shall freak out like no tomorrow.) MCR ROX!
Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way (Dark'ness...?) and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) (I-I-I have long ebony hair...) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back (We don't need to know everything!) and icy blue eyes like limpid tears (Thank god I have black eyes.) and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (Eh?! Than you could've just told us That you look like her instead of a long description about your Bedazzling hair and Limpid tear-like eyes! I don't even know what the fuck they are!) (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. (*Grabs barf bag and fills it up*) I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. (Please hit me as hard as you can.) I have pale white skin. (This girl sure loves her sunscreen.) I'm also a witch, (Duh.) and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England (SCOTLAND.) where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). (Isn't this the time where the battle of Hogwarts was held?) I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) ( No, no, I could never tell, Even with all the "Goffik" remarks how could I?) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. (Don't bring HT into this!)For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. (How about the Slytherin robes...) I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. (I was just thinking about the Ameba gang that turned white and green. That made me vomit.) I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. (Classic.)
"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy! (NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not you!)
"What's up Draco?" I asked.
"Nothing." he said shyly. "Despite the obvious signs that I'm crushing on you, Everything's good."
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away. (PLEASE, PLEASE, Let her friends kill her.)
AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!