This plot bunny came up as i was relaxing while eating Pocky after finishing the 1st Patapon game I had been playing on my PSP...pon pon pata pon! FEEEEEVAAAA!

Disclaimers: I do not own William from Kuroshitsuji, kudos to Yana Taboso...I do however own the plot and Akira Kanzaki.

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"For the nth time, Reaper Akira Kanzaki...why do always not listen to what I tell you and continue on with that...that dangerous habit " the irritated ravenette boss as he reprimanded his auburn haired co-worker and friend who at the moment was doing a french inhale with the smoke of his cigarette.

"Whaaat~?! what did i do now?" the auburn haired reaper grumbled as the cigarette was stuck on on his mouth.

"Why do you allow your lungs to be poisoned by...all that nicotine..." William said concerned for the well being of his fellow reaper "...besides my office is A non-smoking area..."

"Oh c'mon Will, stop being so mean" steps in closer to his boss's desk

"I am not being mean I am just strictly obeying the London Reaper Dispatch's rules and regulations..."

"Seriously you are so uptight, back at the Asian dispatch they weren't too particular about smoking rules...so long as you strictly follow the rest of the rules" Akira countered.

"Well, we that may be, but while you are here...in this particular dispatch...you have to OBEY all rules without exception." William spoke with a commanding tone.

"You know i can't just suddenly drop this habit of mine..." Akira said while handing his paperwork of his just finished reaping mission to his boss.

"Do you have to do it here?!...in my office?! the people here will assume that I smoke and that will reflect very badly on me...and my reputation."

"Of course I know that..." Akira grinned as he took in a large hit, taking hold of the cigarette and placing it gracefully in between his fingers.

William continued, "And let's not forget that you are violating the code of cond-"

He interrupted his supervisor's lecture as he placed both his hands on the table as he leaned in, coming face to face with William as the last of the smoke was exhaled from his mouth. William gasped lightly at the action causing his mouth to open slightly. Akira then smirked blew the remaining smoke from his mouth and into the William's gasping one. Unconsciously William inhaled the poison into his own lungs, keeping it there for a few moments before releasing it into the thin air, making the other smirking in delight.

Seeing that there faces were mere centimeters from each other, with eyes still staring right into the other, not moving not even in the slightest. In a spur of the moment, William closed his eyes halfway and leaned into the others lips and kept still for moment before slowly leaning away.

Akira smirk disappeared and his heartbeat faltered when he felt the others lips on his. Feeling the other's lips leaned back, he lifted his weaker hand which was his right, and snaked his fingers into William's, tracing the slicked back hair to his nape, making the other lean up, and gasp as he pressed his lips,taking advantage of his supervisor's open mouth, sneaking in his tongue making the kiss much deeper. William's hand pulled at the others tie...soon both reapers couldn't help but pant a moan as the taste of smoke, saliva and fresh mint mingled together as tongues battled for dominance in one heated internal dance.

Unconsciously, Akira who was captivated and aroused at the situation, relieved his mental cover and released his half demon form which was a furry cat ears and tail matching his hair color, swishing slowly behind him, along with his demon aura.

At that exact moment, three new reaper recruits slam the door open. A panicked genius looking female of the three was yelling from the door "There he is...that's the demon I sens-" as soon as she saw the scene she blushed as red as a tomato and looked down, while the other, a goth female one was staring with her mouth agape, froze on the spot in utter shock at the scene before her thinking how the highly respectable supervisor could do such a thing, only to feel embarrassed when she finally put two and two together and realized that they barged into the supervisor unannounced. The only male, sporting a disheveled look, ran towards Akira with his dagger scythe in front of him screaming, loudly...

"Dieeeee! You filthy beast!"

The war-cry caused the pair out of their haze and immediately parted, being caught red-handed. At the same time, the cigarette in Akira's fingers burned out and in a second William made his scythe appear in his hand and the dull blade of his shears took hold of the dagger and pulled it out of the recruit's hand while Akira nimbly dodges the clash of scythes. The male could barely react as he was caught offguard by the split second actions, and the two female recruits behind him gasped.

"Tsk...kids these days...so rude!" Akira said in mock anger, shaking his head, disappointed.

"Speak for yourself there, you violated my private space and polluted my office with smoke" as William coldly reprimanded Akira, but the light blush on his face made the serious tone lose its supposed effect, making the other smirk.

"That's true but I have to admit that was very pleasant indeed..." Akira commented along with a big grin on his face revealing his cat-like teeth and a wink.

With the dagger out of the male students hand, the boss stood up then poked the side of his glasses, a slight blush disappearing from his face.

"Honesty..." the stoic supervisor sighed "...moving on! you three freshman, where are your manners?" William said coldly as he glared into each of the freshman in the room, currently bantering with one another in a whispered debate of their own.

Akira loudly cleared his throat then said in a serious tone and placing the burned out cigarette in the ashtray that was incidentally on Williams desk "You three! Pay Attention!" That being said the three snapped back and looked up hesitantly with a barely heard 'Yes'.

"A common rule when entering any office, ALWAYS knock before entering" William snapped slightly pissed as he was both embarrassed and slightly ignored.

"I am really sorry Mr. Spears that won't happen again" the two female, whilst bowing down, while the other male remained quiet.

"And you there, Mr. Kanzaki!" the raven haired boss said as he looked into Akira "Here..." handing him a couple of folders "...reap them...we'll talk about your punishment later..."

Akira smiled back welcoming the ideas of punishment he may receive, now having a normal looking teeth as he took the folders and turned around to face the three now blushing freshman recruits.

William then said "...and before you leave, please...keep your 'things' hidden..."

Akira chuckled "As you wish~" then let his tail and ears transform back into himself, he looked and felt like a normal reaper now, and along with all the smoke in the room he disappeared.

William then turned back to the freshman, and was about to speak but then thought...

How the hell am I supposed to explain what just happened?!

...and yes this plot was crack, Lol

hope you enjoyed it!

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P.S: this is a edited version; Rewrite: Shotgun Kiss

*smokes out*