BEFORE YOU READ THIS, READ THIS. THANK YOU .
I am making fun of the characters in these books. That does not mean I do not love this books. I do not mean any offense to anyone or anything. Also, I have never read any Harry Potter books, so I don't know if Draco was dead or not. I just knew he was an enemy of Harry. Enjoy and thanks.
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Edward looked at himself in the mirror.
"Day-mn, I'm looking go-o-o-o-d today!" he said in his British accent that was covered by a fake American accent.
Harry looked at himself in the mirror.
"Oh bloody hell! I'm looking so very fine today!" he said with his British accent.
Edward lifted his upper lip to reveal his vampire fangs. Then, he gave the mirror his devilish, 'I'm gonna suck the middle out of a twinke' look.
"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the handsomest, magical, teen romance novel, main character of them all?"
Harry raised his mannish bangs to reveal the scar. Then, he lifted his arm, and his wand was in his hand!
"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the handsomest, magical, teen adventure novel, main character of them all?"
Both mirrors sighed; luckily, they were brother and sister, so, as everyone knows, mirrors that are related can telepathically speak to each other. Anyways, they decided to show each character each other.
Edward gazed into the mirror.
Harry gazed into the mirror even deeper.
The mirrors revealed. Both of them gasped. Both of them died. (Yes, died. A lightning bolt burned Edward to pieces, and Harry was sucked to death by a vampire that had been stalking him for days.)
Bella walked into their room. When she found Edward, she immediately called up Jacob to 'help' her with her 'grief'.
Ginny walked into their room. When she found Harry, she immediately called up Draco to 'help' her with her 'grief'.
And that was the end.