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Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees copyright paramount or something
Candyman and Pinhead and the Skeleton Key and Papa Justify and Mama Cecile too I guess
PROLOGUE
Freddy Krueger tapped the edge of his razor knives against his skeleton "hmm," he mused "I need more power! More power! Or otherwise I won't be able to scare the kitties enough to kill them."
Freddy had been trying to kill kids for weeks now. After his fight with Jason Voorhees he had a lot taken out of him and no one believed in him anymore. He would go into their dreams and chase them through a boiler room and corner them and say something like "WELCOME TO MY WORLD BITCH!" or "TIME'S UP BITCH" or "YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT BITCH" or "I FEEL THE NEED FOR SPEED, BITCH!" and then he would skewer them with his Wolverine claw but nothing ever happened.
He was sad and insecure in himself until he heard about HooDoo in Louisiana. Now Hoo Doo isn't like Voo Doo because Voodoo is a religion but Hoo Doo is just magic and you have to believe in it for it to work.
So Freddy went down to New Orleans to try and eat Papa Justify's soul because Papa Justify was the most powerful Hoo Doo ghost who ever lived. If he had that Hoo Doo power he could kill so many kids that he would put Jason to shame! They were having a body count contest like Legless and Grimly in Lord of the Rings (one time Jason shiskabobbed a whole line of teenagers with his machete and Freddy said all mad at him "THAT STILL ONLY COUNTS AS ONE!")
CHAPTER 1
Papa Justify
woke from a long slumber in the body of the white man he was living
in.
"YAAAAWWWN!!!" he screamed at the top of his lungs,
then looked over at his beautiful wife.
From looking at her
someone might think she is Kate Hudson but in fact she is Mama
Cecile, a black woman like himself, but in the body of Kate Hudson
because she took it over with Hoo Doo.
"Evening honey bear!"
he chirruped and swung his legs over the bed.
Suddenly Mama
Cecile started twitching.
She caught on fire!
Blood sprayed out
of her like a fountain and Freddy Krueger's face appeared in the
middle of the blood. "LOOKS LIKE IT'S HER TIME OF THE MONTH!"
Freddy Krueger said horribly and laughing.
"Mama Cecile,
noooooo!" Papa Justify howled and then he woke up for
real.
"What's wrong" Mama Cecile asked him. A
powerful spirit is trying to take us over Papa Justify explained.
"No
one will beat us at our own game!" he growled angrily, "It's
time we resurrected Jason Voorhees so he can protect us.
"It's
a good thing Jason believes in Hoo Doo otherwise this would never
work." Mama Cecile said.
"Yes, it is a good thing Jason
believes in Hoo Doo" rejoindered Papa Justify.
Papa
Justify drew a circle of chalk and put candles around it and began
singing a stupid song.
He put a mirror in the circle and then
suddenly a familiar hockey mask appeared in it.
"JASON
VORHEES!" Papa Justify commanded "I COMMAND YOU!"
"KILL
FREDDY KREUGER!"
The vision disappeared and Papa Justify smiled.
