Author's Note: I know that some TV shows already did Sesame Street spoofs about Bird Flu before. This is just my take on it.
Big Bird's Flu
By Needles
It was a normal day on Sesame Street when Big Bird walked out of Mr. Hooper's store. The Asian guy that worked there gave Big Bird a bird seed milk shake. The Asian guy was running the place because Mr. Hooper died and his assistant David left to take care of his grandfather.
All of a sudden, Big Bird started blowing chunks. As he walked past 123 Sesame Street, he collapsed. Gordon and Susan ran out to see what's the commotion.
"What just happened?" asked Gordon.
"We need an ambulance," said Susan. Susan went back inside to call the ambulance.
"Hello, we have a sick bird out here. We need you to come as quick as possible," said Susan.
"Well, it seems that the bird has a case of Bird Flu. We'll be there right away. Where do you live anyway?" said the Paramedic.
"We live on Sesame Street," said Susan.
"It's not on the map. How do we get to Sesame Street?" asked the paramedic.
"I don't know. I'm a nurse, not a geography teacher," said Susan, and she hung up.
Later...
Sesame Street is now being quarantined. Big Bird is now in a tent. So is Gordon and Susan. Snuffy appeared.
"Hi Snuffy," said Big Bird.
"Hi Bird," said Snuffy.
"I have Bird Flu. I don't want you to get it," said Big Bird.
"I can't get it," said Snuffy. "I'm not real." Then all of a sudden, Snuffy started blowing chunks.
"This is the last time I buy drugs from anyone," said Snuffy. Bob, Maria, Luis, Gabby, Miles, and the Asian guy from Mr. Hooper's store came in.
"Don't come in here," said Gordon. "You'll catch Bird Flu." Too late. They all got sick. The Count came in.
"Let me count the sick people in here. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Ten sick people. Ah ah ah ah ah," said Count. The Count got sick as well. The Bird Flu has been going around Sesame Street like, well, a flu. More and more people are getting affected. It's happening to Bert, Ernie, Cookie Monster, Grover, Oscar, everyone. Elmo came into the tent.
"This is the song. La la la la. Elmo's song," sang Elmo. Then Elmo started feeling sick.
"Elmo feel sick," said Elmo in his usual annoying voice.
"Luis, I have a confession to make," said Maria. "I only married you because I was pregnant with Gabby."
"So if I didn't get you pregnant, you would've married David?" questioned Luis.
"Yeah, pretty much," said Maria. "I was going to divorce you, but then David left to take care of his grandmother."
"David didn't leave to take care of his grandmother," said Luis. "I killed him."
"You asshole!!" shouted Maria.
Later on...
Eventually, everyone on Sesame Street got affected by the Bird Flu and died. Even the Teeny Little Super Guy.
The End