Laughter Competition
by Marik's Dark Queen
Summary: The YuGiOh people go to a laugh competition…
Disclaimer: I don't own YuGiOh
"Hi there people! It's Mai! Welcome to our laugh contest! Let's meet our contestants: Yugi, Yami, Bakura, Marik, and Joey!"
"Now let's meet our critics: Dartz, Ryou and Tea. Let the contest begin!"
"We'll start from Yugi" Mai said and Yugi approached shyly the critics.
"Hihihi, hihihi" Yugi laughed, then stopped and waited.
"Oh! Filled with love and tenderness!" Tea said. "I'll give him 9 points!"
"Very sweet and innocent!" Ryou said. "8 points from me!"
"Bliah! What was that!" Dartz said. "0 points from me!" he said disgusted.
"17 points in total" Mai said as Yugi left looking very sad.
"Now let's see our next contestant Yami" she said and Yami approached the critics blowing kisses to the audience.
"Booooooooooooo!" Dartz shouted when Yami appeared.
"Hahahahahahahaha! Yami laughed.
"Oh! A serious laugh!" Tea said. "I'll give you 10 points!" she said with little hearts in her eyes.
"A good laugh!" Ryou said. "I'll give you 10 points as well!" he said clapping his hand.
"Booooooooooooooooooooooooooo! 0 points of course!" Dartz said.
"Well Yami that's a total of 20 points! Let's see our next contestant Bakura."
Bakura approached the critics and laughed: "Buahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha (pause for breath………)
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha!"
Then he smiled and waited to hear how many points he got.
"Excellent! Excellent!" Dartz said. "Such a cruel, menacing laugh that adds so much to the threatening expression of your face! Oh! Beautiful! I'll give you 10 points!"
"Awful laugh!" Tea said "with no expression of friendship at all! 3 points!" Tea said.
"I'll see you later bitch…" Bakura whispered.
"And now Ryou you may come out from under the table and tell us your evaluation" Mai said.
"E…hehe…hi!" Ryou said looking very nervous and scared. "I'll give Bakura 5 points…"
"What was that hikari?" Bakura said in a threatening voice while grabbing Ryou from his shirt and lifting him up.
"I meant 10 points!" Ryou said quickly.
"I thought so…" Bakura said.
"So Bakura you now have a total of 23 points. Now it's Marik's turn" Mai said.
Marik came and started laughing: "Muahahahahahahaha!"(1)
"Mmmm, interesting…I see all the little differences from Bakura's laugh…that's…interesting…." Dartz said. "I'll give you 9 points because it didn't last long enough".
"3 again!" Tea said.
"Emmmm, I would give you 10 points" Ryou said "but my Yami would get very angry so I'll give you 9 points…"
"Good hikari" Bakura said.
"A nice total of 21 points Marik. And now let's see our last contestant Joey!"
Joey went near the critics with a big smile on his face.
"Hehehehehehehehe!" he laughed.
"The stupid laugh of a stupid boy. 1 point" Dartz said.
"I can't give you more than 5" Tea said.
"I will give you 7 points Joey!" Ryou said cheerfully.
"Well, you have a total of 13 points" Mai said.
"Now it's time for the big winner….and…it's Bakura!" Mai said.
"Spectacular!" Bakura said. "What do I win?" he asked.
"Shouldn't you know the prize before you enter a competition?" Tea asked.
"Oh well…" Mai said. "Your prize is a cd with the laughter of all the contestants plus my own laughter" Mai said.
"Your laughter?" Joey asked.
"Yes" Mai said "It's like this: Hohohohohoho-hoho-hohohoho-hoho-ho!"
(1)My favorite evil laugh! It's the one that I use in all of my stories and even with my friends…
The End
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