A/N: My first Marauders fic! I do love them. And it should be noted that 1: yes, I am completely aware that it is highly unlike that all four (five, including Lily) of them would be able to get their hands on a computer and 2: the Internet wasn't even invented when they were alive. Oh, well. It's cute to imagine, hmm? Reviews always appreciated.
lilysseeker signed on
moony854: James?
lilysseeker: HI!!1!!111
moony854: Oh, God. --
lilysseeker: i figred out how 2 do tis! XD
moony854: James, do you even know how to type?
lilysseeker: 'type' was sat
lilysseeker?
moony854: That's what it's called when you hit the keys and letters appear on the screen.
lilysseeker: oh
lilysseeker: rite
moony854: CAN YOU PLEASE SPEAK ENGLISH?!
lilysseeker: i am spiking English!
moony854: No, you're not. You're speaking what's known as "shorthand". It's when you leave out letters when you type.
lilysseeker: oh
lilysseeker: w3ll h0w !$ the!$?
moony854: Now you're speaking "l33t", or "leet". It's replacing letters with numbers and symbols. Try again.
lilysseeker: Like this?
moony854: YES. Thank you.
godsgifttowomen signed on
godsgifttowomen: WAAASSAAAPP!!
moony854: Not you, too.
lilysseeker: PADFOOT!
godsgifttowomen: pr0ng$! m! br0!
lilysseeker: OMG! You're speaking l33t AND shorthand! AT ONCE! 00
moony854: sarcasm Yes, Sirius. You are the master. --
godsgifttowomen: wet !s l33t? 0o
lilysseeker: It's what you are doing RIGHT NOW.
godsgifttowomen: HA i clod do it n did n0t 3v3n no
moony854: It's not a good thing, Sirius.
godsgifttowomen: y not it l00k$ AW3$0M3!
moony854: No, it doesn't. You look idiotic.
moony854: Women hate it.
godsgifttowomen: 0.0…I'll stop.
moony854: Good.
lilysseeker: So where r u Padfoot?
godsgifttowomen: My aunt's. Andromeda
godsgifttowomen: remember her?
lilysseeker: She's the one with the Morphamagus daughter? The one your fame hates?
godsgifttowomen: Yep.
lilysseeker: XD
lilysseeker: Why r u over there?
godsgifttowomen: helping Nymphadora with her DADA summer work
godsgifttowomen: also known as "getting the hell out of my house for a week"
lilysseeker: XD oh ok
moony854: Wait, wait, wait. You're helping someone with homework? 0o
godsgifttowomen: I happen to be very good at DADA, thank u
moony854: If you say so…XD
rattigan9 signed on
lilysseeker: WORMTAIL!
godsgifttowomen: WORMTAIL!
moony854: Hey, Peter.
rattigan9: Hi.
lilysseeker: u don't speak l33t!
rattigan9: Er…0o
moony854: Ignore him, Wormtail. I am.
lilysseeker: thanks Moony! --
moony854: No problem.
godsgifttowomen: how's ur summer been, Wormtail?
rattigan9: Fine. I blew up our staircase this morning, though… .
godsgifttowomen: XD!!
lilysseeker: …how? 0o
rattigan9: I was trying to levitate my mum's computer downstairs for her, but the magic screwed up the electricity and it blew up.
moony854: You should know by now that magic and Muggle electricity do not mix.
lilysseeker: what's electricity?
godsgifttowomen: isn't that like lightning?
moony854: Sort of. It's a bit like harnessed lightning that Muggles use to power those funny devices they have. We use magic instead.
lilysseeker: 00…sounds dangerous.
moony854: It's not, really. Electricity powers computers.
godsgifttowomen: what's a computer?
moony854: sigh -- The thing you're typing on right now.
godsgifttowomen: u mean this thing is dangerous? 00!
moony854: NO.
godsgifttowomen: IM GONNA DIE!!
lilysseeker: OMG! I CANT DIE! IM TOO PRETTY! AND I HAVENT DATED LILY YET!
rattigan9: Mum says it's not dangerous at all…
moony854: Your mum is right, Wormtail. They're just idiots.
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rattigan9: Why did they leave?
moony854: They're chickens. They'll be back.
potionsgoddess signed on
potionsgoddess: Hi, Remus. Hi, Peter.
moony854: Hey, Lily.
rattigan9: Hi, Lily!
moony854: How's your summer been?
potionsgoddess: Tolerable. I've been resisting the urge to turn my sister purple for months.
moony854: XD That bad, huh?
potionsgoddess: Yep. She's a Muggle, and she's completely jealous that I'm a witch. Unfortunately, her envy tends to manifest in violent and often devious ways. One day, my parents are going to see how horrible she is and let me cast a few good curses on her.
moony854: XD Can I watch?
lilysseeker: Sure.
rattigan9: Lily, just don't get yourself arrested.
potionsgoddess: Of course not. I would never do something so evil as to turn her pillow into a seething nest of cockroaches. Of course not. God no. : )
moony854: Very nice. XD
moony854: So you're of age?
potionsgoddess: Not yet, damn it. If I was, I'd have already cursed Petunia from here to Kazakhstan.
moony854: I could do it for you.
potionsgoddess: You're of age?
moony854: Last week.
potionsgoddess: Congrats. I've got a month left.
potionsgoddess: What about you, Peter?
rattigan9: Not until December.
potionsgoddess: That sucks.
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lilysseeker: Mum says it's fine…
potionsgoddess: Please, Remus, for the love of Merlin, tell me that is not who I think it is.
moony854: It is. Unfortunately.
godsgifttowomen: my aunt says to shut up and stop worrying
moony854: I really am sorry about this, Lily.
potionsgoddess: groans Not him, too!
moony854: sigh Yes, him too.
godsgifttowomen: Hey, Evans. XD
moony854: Lily, unless you enjoy being accosted by a love-sick teenager and his brainless best mater, I suggest signing off…quickly.
potionsgoddess: Right.
lilysseeker: MOONY!!
godsgifttowomen: Moony, y do u have to screw with poor Prongs' life?
moony854: Because I'm a demon. You just can't tell. --
potionsgoddess: Remus, I'll talk to you later, okay?
moony854: Have a good summer. Try not to get yourself arrested for killing your sister.
potionsgoddess: XD Right, right. See you next year, Peter.
rattigan9: Bye, Lily!
potionsgoddess: …boys. Next year, I suppose?
godsgifttowomen: looks like it
lilysseeker: unless you want to do sum thing…?
potionsgoddess: Yeah…no. See you at school.
moony854: Later, Lily.
potionsgoddess signed off
lilysseeker: DAMN IT, MOONY!!1!
moony854: What did I do? 0o
lilysseeker: u made her leave!
moony854: I did no such thing.
godsgifttowomen: u kinda did…
moony854: Shut it, Padfoot.
lilysseeker: I almost had her!
moony854: …no, you didn't.
lilysseeker: yes I did! Tell him Wormtail
rattigan9: Um…actually, James…
lilysseeker: DAMN IT WORMTAIL!!
godsgifttowomen: mate, u really should just give up on Evans. she's never going to go with u
lilysseeker: she will too. 1 day, we're going to get married and have a little black-haired green-eyed son
rattigan9: Why a boy?
lilysseeker: boys r cooler
lilysseeker: even Moony can agree with that
moony854: Girls have their uses, but yes. Boys are generally cooler.
moony854: Padfoot excepted, of course.
lilysseeker: of course
godsgifttowomen: HEY!
lilysseeker: ANYWAY.
moony854: Yes. Prongs was informing us of his wildly impossible dreams for the future.
godsgifttowomen: right. go ahead, Prongs
lilysseeker: AS I WAS SAYING…
lilysseeker: we r going to have a son, and he will b the best thing to ever happen 2 the wizarding world
lilysseeker: he'll go around destroying dark wizards and saving damsels and he will end up w/ a hot redhead just like his dad
godsgifttowomen: …what if he gets a blond?
lilysseeker: that'll b ok too
godsgifttowomen: ooo! I wanna b his godfather!
lilysseeker: of course, Padfoot
lilysseeker: so if me and Lily die, u take care of him
lilysseeker: just make sure he doesn't live with her sister. i hear she's a bitch
godsgifttowomen: right, mate
moony854: And I'll be the one to make sure Padfoot doesn't get himself or the kid killed
godsgifttowomen: mate, I'm never going to die
godsgifttowomen: I'm just too damn sexy
godsgifttowomen: that's like saying James is going to die
lilysseeker: yeh. mate, I plan on being around forever
godsgifttowomen: or saying Wormtail's going to go all murderer on our asses
rattigan9: I would never do that!
godsgifttowomen: see?
moony854: Fine. I'll be around to make sure you don't turn the kid into a crazy bastard like you.
lilysseeker: that works
godsgifttowomen: but I'm a DAMN SEXY crazy bastard
godsgifttowomen: OMG did I tell u I got a new motorcycle
moony854: Oh, God. --
lilysseeker: REALLY?!
rattigan9: That's wicked, Sirius!
godsgifttowomen: The bastard FLIES
lilysseeker: 00
lilysseeker: mate that's the most wicked thing I've heard all summer
lilysseeker: I'll b over tmrrw
godsgifttowomen: figured
rattigan9: Can I come see it?
godsgifttowomen: sure
godsgifttowomen: u got to make a few promises tho
rattigan9: …okay?
moony854: Watch what you get yourself into, Wormtail.
godsgifttowomen: 1) thou shalt not touch the motorcycle
godsgifttowomen: 2) thou shalt not breathe on the motorcycle
godsgifttowomen: 3) thou shalt not covet the motorcycle
godsgifttowomen: 4) thou shalt not ever betray the Marauders and plot our deaths 4 ur own benefit
rattigan9: I agree. To everything.
godsgifttowomen: then u can come c it
moony854: You sure you can keep all those, Wormtail? I expect number three is going to be rather difficult…
rattigan9: Of course I can!
lilysseeker: mate, what's up w/ #4?
godsgifttowomen: I dunno. I just felt like adding it
lilysseeker: that may be the only 1 he can actually keep
lilysseeker: I've already broken #3
moony854: Yeah, me too.
godsgifttowomen: GOOD LORD.
godsgifttowomen: wat about you, Wormtail?
rattigan9: …I plead the fifth.
godsgifttowomen: well then ur all screwed, b cause I'm not letting u see it now
lilysseeker: 00…DAMN IT PADFOOT!!
moony854: Language, Prongs, language.
rattigan9: I'm sorry…
moony854: Don't apologise, Wormtail. Sirius is just a jackass.
godsgifttowomen: i am not! I'm a dog, remember? XD
moony854: That was hi-freakin'-larious, Padfoot.
lilysseeker: my mum says I have to go…
godsgifttowomen: but WHYYYY? we're having so much fun!
lilysseeker: i haven't done any of my summer work yet, and she just found all my blank rolls of parchment I hid under my bed
lilysseeker: moony…
moony854: No.
lilysseeker: ah, c'mon, moony!
godsgifttowomen: give the idiot a break
lilysseeker: Yeah! give the poor idiot a break
lilysseeker: i can't help it I'm stupid and lazy
moony854: Stupid, no. Lazy, yes.
lilysseeker: u already screwed up my love life, moony
moony854: You did that to yourself a long time ago, Prongs.
godsgifttowomen: u did sort of screw him over, mate
moony854: I did not!
moony854: It's irrelevant, anyway. I'm not doing your homework for you.
lilysseeker: pleeeeeeeeeeease?
moony854: No.
lilysseeker: pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasePLEEEEEEEEEASE?
moony854: NO.
lilysseeker: sigh FINE. .
godsgifttowomen: it's not that bad, mate
lilysseeker: yes it is
godsgifttowomen: …
godsgifttowomen: ok yeah it is
lilysseeker: i'd better go. mum's pitching a fit
godsgifttowomen: see you later, Prongs
godsgifttowomen: come see the motorcycle soon
lilysseeker: if I ever get to leave my room again
moony854: Hey, Prongs.
lilysseeker: what the hell do u want now, moony?
moony854: I was just going to say…
moony854: If an owl happens to show up with a Potions essay attached, let the damn thing in.
lilysseeker: Right.
rattigan9: Bye, James.
lilysseeker: Later, Wormtail.
lilysseeker signed off
godsgifttowomen: i'd better go finish my homework, too
moony854: You haven't done it, either?!
godsgifttowomen: hell no
godsgifttowomen: i got a motorcycle, mate
moony854: --
godsgifttowomen: i'll talk to u later, moony
godsgifttowomen: maybe next weekend u blokes can come see the bike
moony854: Yeh. Send me an owl.
rattigan9: Me, too?
godsgifttowomen: yeah, Wormtail. u 2
rattigan9:
godsgifttowomen: bye
godsgifttowomen signed off
moony854: I should probably go, too. I want to read over my Charms essay one more time.
rattigan9: Could you help me with mine?
moony854: Sure. Owl it to me.
rattigan9: Thanks.
moony854: No problem. XD
moony854: Talk to you later, Wormtail.
rattigan9: Bye!
moony854 signed off
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