"I'm BORED!" I groaned as I floated off the bed. My little brother Will rolled his eyes. "Bitching about it wont do shit." I took off my shoe and knocked him upside the head with it. "Shut up with yo ugly ass!" Will rubbed his head and his nuts fell onto the floor with a small *tink*. "Oh fuck. Why's this always happen to me?" sighed Will as he put his nuts back on. "Anyway if you're so bored we can just have a pillow fight." I scoffed at his idea. "To the death," he added. Now I was intrigued. "Any rules?" I asked. Will shook his head and picked up his pillow. "I'mma whup your ass," I sneered as I picked up my pillow from off my bed. "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" yelled Will as he charged at me with his pillow. I swung mine at his face and missed. Will swung and hit me in the face with his pillow. I was knocked out of the room from the force of the hit. That shit hurt like a bitch. "Fuck! What did you put in there? A bowling ball?" I hissed as I got back up. Will looked down at his pillow and shrugged. "Yes actually." I scratched my ass and picked up my pillow. "You're gonna fucking die my dude," I told him. I meant it to. Will rolled his eyes. "I should hope so. Living with you is like living in hell," he scoffed. At that moment his balls fell off again. Before he was able to pick them up I stomped on them which made him scream in pain. I took this opportunity to whack him in the face with my pillow. "You like that you slimey pig nut?!" I yelled with each hit. "Say bye bye to your babies!" After a few more hits my arm got tired so I stopped. That proved to be a huge mistake when Will stood up and kneed me in my nuts. I fell down on my ass and watched as my nuts fell off and began to play jump rope with each other. "Doesn't feel so good does it!" yelled Will as he stepped on them. "STUGGUNHCTIB NIKCUF YM HO!" I screamed. Will laughed and kicked me in the face. "I'm done with your shit," he laughed bitterly. Kick. "Your stupidity," Kick. "Your loud ass snoring," KICK. "Basically your entire existence." At that moment he pulled a gun from out of his hair. "Bye bitch." POP.