(an: I like the moive, so I did a parody. Enjoy. I own nonething but a few Ocs.)
In a dark room, a book with a blood stained cover is in front of the darkness. It then opened up to reviled a story.
"Once upon a time there was a hot prince. Everyone liked him. But, a cruse was stoared on him, yet it was unknow. He was locked inside a castle over a volcano guarded by terrible demon power puff girl. Many brave female knights tried to recused him, but none preavel.
"The prince is now laying there, waiting in the highest room in the tallest tower for his true love and-"
The reader then paused by making some gagging.
"Man, who writes this crap?"
Blood stained on a page.
"That'll show that writer to write the most freakin' peice of crap ever!!!!!!!!!"
The door opened to reviled a six year old alien girl.
She had long white hair that went to her feet, black eyes with blue pupiles, a light pink heart shaped birth mark with a black gem in the centre of it on the middle of her forehead, pink skin and dressed in a light mangenta dress with a blood stain on the conor. She looked really cute.
She looked at her blood stain place. It wasn't much, but to her, it's kinda cozy.
She took off her dress and went in her hand made shower. She used her shadow demons to get some blood that wasn't stained on anything to washed herself.
After that, she got out a blood stained cloth to hide her body. She used her shadow to clean her teeth. When she smile, to reviled a bunch of perly white fangs, they crack the mirrior.
Deadly shugged, then put her dress back on.
Later on, she killed off a squrrel.
She looked at the squrriel's corspe and smirked.
"I found something good for later," She sneered.
She then used her giant dagger knife to killed off all the fish in the water.
"I'll had enough for later on," She muttered to herself.
Deadly cooked herself a blood stained fish and slugs. Her cup was filled with blood. She had a blood stained candle on the table.
Meanwhile, in a nearby village, an angry mob were planning to catch a curtained killer alien girl.
They got their weponds, then left the village.
Deadly sighed, put her back on a blood stained couch and ate a blood stained squirrel whole.
She was about to relax when she herd something.
Deadly looked outside to see an angery mob with as much weponds. She goarned.
"Must they keep doing this," She muttered under her breath.
She got out her giant dagger knife.
"I mean, how do I can cope with this? They do this every freakin' week."
She snoocked up behind them. She remained silent.
The mob was looking at a blood stained house in a blood stained woods.
"Is she in there?" One of the men asked nevously.
The others smirked.
"Let's get her!" One of them yelled.
He was going to go inside when the mob leader grabbed his shoulder.
"Are you insane?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" He yelled.
"Don't you know what she does when catches you?" One of the others asked.
"She'll gride your bones for her bread." Another one said.
"Really?"
The mob turned to see Deadly holding her wepond.
"I think you mistake me for a giant," She said.
She went closer with her wepond. The mob back away slowly.
"Now demon killers are much wrost," She sneered, "They'll decorate their place with your corspes, eat your gore, used your blood to paint a simple wall."
She paused for a moment.
"Atucally its quiet good on anything..."
A random mob member waved a stick with fire on it.
"BACK! BACK!" He yelled as if he was a caveman.
Deadly looked at him, then used her blade to cut off his arm with the torch in it. Blood was spilling out where his arm once was.
The members gulped.
Deadly smirked, then her eyes turned blood red.
Shadows went on her. She then grow blood red horns, blood stained black demon wings, two blood stained fangs and looked like a demon. Her giant dagger knife looked like a demon wepond.
She gave the mob an evil smile. She then used her wepond on the mob.
Now the mob were almost dead. Their blood was running down. They looked scared.
Deadly's demon features turned into shadows and went into the ground. Her eyes went to their normal color.
"I suggested that you should leave," She sneered.
The mob moved quick for a bunch of guys who lost most of their blood. She smirked.
"The next time you come here, I'll make sure it'll be the last!!!!!!!!!!!" She yelled at them.
She picked up a peice of blood stained paper.
"Wanted: power creatues..." Deadly read.
She tossed the paper, then collect the blood that spilled around the place before it set in the place.
(an: How's that? R&R, but no flames. Deadly'll make sure you'll die. I put a random JTHM in there. K, I'm done now.)