*Marco and Rachel continue to argue as music starts*
Marco: Anything I can do, you think you could do better...I'll ALWAYS be better, MUCH better than you!
Rachel: No, you're not!
Marco: Yes I am!
Rachel: No, you're not!
Marco: Yes I am!
Rachel: No, you're not!
Marco: Yes I am, YES I AM!!!
*Rachel put her hands to her hips,glaring at Marco*
Rachel: Yeah? We'll see about THAT! *continues singing*
Rachel: Any insult you can think of, I'll come up with one better! I can always think of an insult much better than yours!
Marco: It ain't so!
Rachel: Yes, it's so!
Marco: It ain't so!
Rachel: Yes, it's so!
Marco: It ain't so!
Rachel: Yes, it's so! YES IT'S SO!!!
*rest of the team shakes their head sadly as this continues in higher tones for some time*
Tobias: < Oh this is great, they're yelling so much louder! Soon, my ears'll be bleeding, I'll be hemorraging! >
Jake: Better not make a mess out here!
Cassie: *strains to hear clearly* What did you say? I do not think I can HEAR!
*Marco taps his foot and thinks awhile, then continues singing*
Marco: Any trap you can escape from, I can escape quicker! You're such a slowpoke, you'll NEVER catch up!
Rachel: Dream on!
Marco: It's the truth!
Rachel: Dream on!
Marco: It's the truth!
Rachel: Dream on!
Marco: It's the truth! IT'S THE TRUTH!!
Rachel: Any guy you can beat up, I can beat up faster! You're too clumsy, and you HIT LIKE A WUSS!
Marco: Canine-face!
Rachel: Wussy-boy!
Marco: Canine-face!
Rachel: Wussy-boy!
Marco: Canine-face!
Rachel: Wussy-boy! WUSSY BOY!!
*Cassie sighs and flips through the lyrics as the two continue to fight*
Marco: Any car you drive, I can drive better! I can drive anything better than you!
*Jake's eyes widen, Cassie tries not to laugh*
Rachel: Birds will die!
Marco: No they won't!
Rachel: Squirrels will die!
Marco: No they won't!
Rachel: Other animals will die!
Marco: No they won't! NO THEY WON'T!!!
Cassie: I don't believe this! They're at it for HOURS! Better forget about sleeping anytime tonight!
Tobias:< SOMEONE GIVE ME A SEDATIVE!!! >
Jake: *covers his ears* I would, but it won't do much good!! *mutters* Ax is soo lucky he went home.
*The hawk glares at its leader.*
Rachel: If you do anything to your hair, it'll get worse! Heck, a WOLVERINE'S got better hair, MUCH better than yours!
Marco: He does NOT!
Rachel: He does TOO!
Marco: He does NOT!
Rachel: He does TOO!
Marco: He does NOT!
Rachel: He does TOO! HE DOES TOO!!!
Marco: Anything you can throw, I can throw harder! That hairy tarantula's a good prove of that!
Rachel: You're a JERK!!
Marco: You're a DOG!!
Rachel: You're a JERK!!
Marco: You're a DOG!!
Rachel: You're a JERK!!
Marco: You're a DOG!! YOU'RE A DOG!!!
*Rachel gets angrier.*
Rachel: Everytime I scream, you will scream LOUDER!! And then you'll faint, ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE A GUY??!!
Marco: TOMBOY!!
Rachel: FEM-BOY!!
Marco: TOMBOY!!
Rachel: FEM-BOY!!
Marco: TOMBOY!!
Rachel: FEM-BOY!! FEM-BOY!!!
*Cassie goes to Marco and Rachel, still fighting*
Cassie: Please stop fighting, we need our rest! Do not forget we had a really long fight!
Marco: It's HER fault!
Rachel: It's HIS fault!
Marco: DOBERMAN!!
Rachel: CLOROX-BOY!!
The rest of the Animorphs: GO TO BED!! GO TO BED!!! GO TO BED!!!!