Bella POV

At last we were free to be a family, us Cullen's and Jacob who to Rosalie's disappointment was sticking to us like a pet dog!

"Morning Bella had a nice…!" Emmett began

"Yes thank you!!" I snapped

"Wow! Are you sure? Coz boy you sound cranky! Maybe Edward isn't as trained as me?" Emmett chuckled and glanced at his wife. Rosalie sighed trying not to smile.

"Actually Edward is FANTASTIC in bed!" I blurted out.

Emmett burst into fits of laughter and fell to the floor. Rosalie was cracking up as well.

I slowly turned around. Esme was standing right behind me, her face shocked. If I could have died of embarrassment I would have. Then I realised she was holding Renesmee in her arms.

" Oh…Um…" What could I say? Renesmee reached out for me. I scooped her into my arms as she reached up to touch my cheek. A flash of my face a minute before. Then one of her crib. She was climbing out and walking out of her room towards a white door. She pushed it open. Edward and I were making out on the floor. OH MY GOD! She saw us last night! How did we not notice? And the biggest question of all- who else had she shown? I looked at Esme again and she could hardly look me in the eyes. She looked like she was going to burst into fits of laughter.

"Renesmee why didn't you show momma first?" I said firmly.

"Momma you wouldn't listen, I called you lots of times," She said uncomfortably.

"What's all the commotion honey?" Edward asked as he reached out for his daughter. She began to laugh hysterically.

"What?" He asked confused.

She couldn't breathe. I watched, as she turned red and then giggled.

"Daddy makes funny noises at night!"

The whole family was on the floor within seconds. Jacob who had been standing by the door joined in too. Edward glanced at me and I let him into my mind to show him what had happened.

"Oh. I see" He cleared his throat.

" Come here Renesmee, honey." She sat in his lap.

"When you love someone who isn't your mom or your dad or your auntie or your uncle sometimes you want to kiss them"

" I love Jakey. Should I go and kiss him?" She asked confused.

"No" Edward said tightly.

"Maybe that's not the best idea Nessie" Jacob added, "When you're older"

Edward took Renesmee's face in his hands.

"No not even then. Never. Werewolves smell!"

Jacob growled and Edward hissed back.

"Why not daddy? I love Jakey. I want to kiss him now."

"Wow. She has teenage hormones" Carlisle exclaimed.

"She's already getting serious" Rosalie said.

"Absolutely. I can feel it" Jasper said a slight smirk on his face. The situation was getting out of hand.

"Renesmee sweetie, you can't kiss Jacob now, because you're too young. Way too young. Maybe a little peck is fine, but no more" I smiled at her.

Edward growled at Jacob who was blushing.

"Edward" I said sternly. Renesmee reached out to Jacob and he lifted her into his arms. She snuggled closer to his chest and pecked his neck lightly.

"Thank you Nessie" Jacob said.

" How about 1 more Jakey, for luck?" She said in her sweet, angelic voice.

I can't take this anymore Jacob thought. Edward turned to Jacob and looked at him with harsh, cold eyes.

"One move and you're dead wolf" He growled. Renesmee pulled herself up and began moving towards Jacob's cheek again, when suddenly, before Edward could stop her, she kissed Jacob on the lips!

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Emmett rolled on the floor laughing.