Disclaimer: I don't own Calvin and Hobbes.
At Home:
"Calvin, me and your dad are going shopping." said Calvin's mom. "Do anything you want."
Then they left. "Let's play Halo on the Xbox." said Calvin.
"Ok." said Hobbes. They both went downstairs.
After 30 minutes….
"We are home!" said Calvin's mom. "What are you doing Calvin?"
"Playing Halo. It's really fun." said Calvin.
"What in the world are you doing!" said Calvin's mom.
"I said I am playing Halo. What is bad about it?" said Calvin.
"YOU ARE PLAYING ROMANCE KISS!" said Calvin's mom. YOU ARE MAKING THE BOY KICK HIS GIRLFRIEND! I JUST PUT THAT CD IN THE HALO CASE! AND YOU THOUGHT IT WAS HALO!"
"YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO PLAY HALO UNTILL YOU KNOW HOW TO! GO TO YOUR ROOM!" Then Calvin went to his room.
At Calvin's room:
"I want to show you something Hobbes." said Calvin.
"Sure." said Hobbes. They both went to Calvin's T.V.
"Do you know the camera that beside the T.V. in the living room? Behind my TV, I put an Xbox device so I can do Halo. And then I can just tell my mom that I need Halo for something." But behind the door was Calvin's mom! So she planned to make Calvin to go to military school.
"Mom? Where are you?" said Calvin as he went down the hall.
"Boo!" said you know who. "You're going to military school Buster!"
"My name isn't Buster. My name is Calvin." said Calvin.
"Still, you're going to military school." said Calvin's mom.
"Never!" said Calvin as he went down the hall. "Hobbes! Hobbes! Get the milk bucket ready!"
"Ok!" said Hobbes. As Calvin went through the door…..SPLASH! "Not on me you stupid!" said Calvin.
"Got you!" said Calvin's mom. "You're going to military school."
In the car:
"I want to go home!" said Calvin.
"No, you are going to military school. Well, its only 3 months." said Calvin's dad. Then Calvin put down the window the whole way. Then he took off the seat belt. Then he got his backpack and jumped out of the car.
"What are you doing Calvin!" said Calvin's dad. Then he went to the shoulder in the drive way. But there was a sign that said no shoulder driving. So, Calvin's dad got a ticket.
"No more toys for you for a year!" said Calvin's dad.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Calvin shouted at the top of his lungs. He ran away to get home, carrying Hobbes, but he didn't look very well and crashed into the fence.
"At least I got away from the car and got practice in climbing trees." Calvin said. He started climbing the fence, but at the top were spikes.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Calvin screamed as he fell off at the other side. He looked around. "Hey, I'm out! Come on, Hobbes! Let's get away!"
But men with guns started chasing him. "Why are we chasing after a little kid?" A guard said.
"Yeah, it's a stupid idea." Another guard said. So the guards stopped at the next Starbucks they saw and drank coffee.
Meanwhile, Calvin sneaked into a train. He got home easily, but had to walk ten miles. Susie saw him. "Hey, Calvin, do you want to have a tea party with my dolls and Hobbes?" She asked.
"No thanks. I'm going home." Calvin replied. When he got home, his mom asked, "Calvin! You're home already? I'm taking you back to military school in a jiffy, mister!" She yelled.
"NOOO! I'm never going back!" So Calvin ran to Susie's house and asked, "Do you want to have a tea party?"
"Sure, Calvin! But you're a little late because it already started." Susie led Calvin and Hobbes to chairs outside.
"Can we borrow some clothes, so we can look like gentlemen?" Calvin asked.
"I think Dad has some ties and suits." Susie said.
"We'll be back in a while!" Calvin said.
Calvin's mom was talking to Susie's mom. "Can I have a peek in your yard?" She asked.
"Sure." Calvin's mom looked into Susie's yard and only saw Susie and her dolls. Calvin had taken Hobbes with him. Then Calvin and Hobbes returned, wearing ties and huge suits.
"Hmmm, these are a bit big, but I think they're okay." Susie said.
"CALVIN! What are you doing here?" Calvin's mom screeched. So she carried off Calvin and Hobbes into the car, and drove them back to military school, where their dad was looking in the trash cans for Calvin.
"There you are! Now you're going to stay here, buddy! I think you'll like it here." A guard said. "Believe me, it's good here!"