he trials and tribulatons of Brockby:

he trials and tribulatons of Brock
by: Rufus_Shinra



Narrator: Huh?



Narrator: Oh on today's episode of pokemon. Ash and his freinds have been transported to the world of censored cesnsored VII. They went to some place called Midgar were they're gonna have new adventures.


Brock, Ash, Misty and Pikachu walk into the Sector 7 Slums. IThe ground is dirt and the slums are filled with people. 7th heaven and other buldings stand around them.

Ash: What is this place?
Pikachu: Pika?! Pik!
Brock: Hmm.....
Misty: Huh?
Barett and Cloud walk outside Sector 7>
Cloud: Who the hell are these people?
< Ash and his freinds walk in front of Cloud>
Ash: Hello uhm... Were are we?
Cloud: Welcome to Midgar.
Barett: Yeahhh Suckas!
Brock: Wow this place is so big.
Misty: Yeah, were are the stores?
Barett points at the matereia shop

Ash and Brock: Were hungry.
Barett: Yo go to 7th heaven.
Ash and Brock: Okay.
They walk into the bar

This seventh heaven Midgar's bar. Bums, punks, and even Turks stop in.
Brock looks down at the bar table as he begins to sit.
Tifa welcomes Brock
Tifa: May I help you gentleman?

Sex drive active!
WARNING!


Brock: in mind She's so cute. SHE'S CUTE! OH MAN I JUST WANNA

Ash:To Brock This doesn't look like Vermilian City.
Brock: Who cares!!!!!!!!!!!!
The episode screen
Ash: The trials and tribulations of brock!
Brock gets a mental picture about her
Ash: What's your name? nervously
Tifa: Tifa.
Brock: I-I-I am Brock and this my dic- Ash.
Tifa: Now what do you want to drink?
Brock: You- I ment a bud light.
Tifa: I.D.?
Brock gets out his wallet and pulls out his I.D.
Tifa: Your first drink, right?
Brock: Err.. Yeah..

Tifa gives Brock the bud light
Tifa: How 'bout you kid?
Ash: Some root beer.
Tifa: Here you go.
Hands Ash the drink.

He's drunk!
Brock: Hic! You- You- wanna see my poke balls?! Hic!
Brock: You wanna see my onix? Hic!
Brock: I raised it well Hic!
Brock: C'mon babY HIC!
Ash: Ewww........

Tifa: Hey!! Don't touch me there! NO! NO!
Tifa: Hey!! You know they are kids here you know.
Tifa: Horny Bastard! Aghh!


Tifa: BEAT RUSH!
Tifa dishes a combo on brock
Brock: Give me some love! HIC!
Brock: C'mon You got a nice ass!! HIC!!
Tifa: FINAL HEAVEN!
Tifa's fist begins to glow and hits Brock in the nuts OUTCH!!
Brock falls onto the ground
Ash: Wow! You really know how to fight!
Brock is unconsious and Pictures of Tifa go around his head
Tifa: You call that one of your freinds. He can't control himself, and man is he too horny. He's like Don Corneo.
Brock: Tifa, I loved you HIC!
Twitches on floor
Cloud runs into 7 th heaven
Cloud: I heard a fight here.
Tifa: It's nothing. In a relieved tone
Cloud: You ok?
Tifa and Cloud kiss
Ash: Eww coodies!
Pika: Pika!
Cloud: What the hell is that yellow rat?
Ash: Pikachu.
Cloud: Oh!
Narrator: So Brock learned an important lesson. Not to let his hormones to get in a rush!
To be continued.......